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vanisher

Is this guy some kind of clown? He keeps falling down and getting back up? Now i'm hearing that he's on a cycle of some kind.

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vanisher

On the news they said that "The Dow" dropped so i'm guessing he's a musician or someone important who unveiled something pretty neat



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vanisher

Hey did you hear about The Dow Jones industrial average?

"oh is that his latest album?"



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
this guy keeps falling and picking himself back up. maybe time for his family to look into getting a professional care taker?



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vanisher

The Federal Reserve? Is that like a really old whisky, it sounds wonderful.



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
NASDAQ? that's the car racing thing the rednecks like, right?



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vanisher

Dow, sittin on his lawn chair, watching NASDAQ, sippin Federal Reserve



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alnilam

vanisher posted:

Dow, sittin on his lawn chair, watching NASDAQ, sippin Federal Reserve



ty manifisto

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
DJ IA in the house!

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
Pretty sure I read that they based Tubthumping on this guy.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
That song by Counting Crows except it's Dow Jones instead of Mr. Jones because we're informal and on a first name basis now.

Goons Are Gifts

I'm seriously invested in that guy.


Goons Are Gifts

Sometimes Mr Jones has a serious problem with bears and bulls, in certain weekdays he even crashes due to them. Stay safe, Dow, im counting on you.


magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Goons Are Great posted:

Sometimes Mr Jones has a serious problem with bears and bulls, in certain weekdays he even crashes due to them. Stay safe, Dow, im counting on you.

pounded in the butt by my own stock portfolio



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vanisher

A bear market??

What do they sell, things for bears?

Wait, like cute little hats?



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vanisher

don't even get me started on uncle com's oddity trading at the bear market



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vanisher

guy owns a bunch of celery stalks

what else comes in stalks. I just realized there aren't a lot of foods that have stalks



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google THIS

Dow, Dow. Dow.
Dow, Dow. Dow.
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted

alnilam

https://youtu.be/HeCm5GF5PME



ty manifisto

alnilam

he's standard and he's poor, a real double whammy



ty manifisto

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
going out to dinner and then maybe we'll have a little Index Fun

vanisher



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object-a

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lets do this

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vanisher

Mr. Dow Jones is the name of the bear that runs a small street market kiosk in Maldives



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Goons Are Gifts


So if that's what Mr Jones is doing when he's having a down day, how does his bull market look like??


nut

the osmosis jones extended universe suck

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alnilam posted:

he's standard and he's poor, a real double whammy

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

bee eater posted:

the osmosis jones extended universe suck



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idk his software is hosed or something

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