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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Think someone’s gonna need a few slices of chocolate cake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lln07IF3reA

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Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Skeleton Ape posted:

"if you're fat in a certain place just do exercises that target that place" is some top tier advice :thumbsup:

it makes sense if you consider the context is not merely dissatisfaction with a particular weight, but a more general insecurity about this part of the body. Spot training pecs isn't going to reduce manboob fat, but it will help change the appearance of that part of the body, and probably in a way that will bring it closer to the desired appearance.

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
lower me, terminator 2 style, into a vat of liquid EZ cheese

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mnoba posted:



i hope the wait was worth it for you, dream of suckling my teets tonight my little princes

im barely even turned on :smith:

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Grow even bigger boobs and ditch the smug, ungrateful wife

:coolfish:

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer
Have a titty fight with your wife to settle the issue or wimp out and tie your titties together behind your back. If you must diet, do a 30-day Jameson diet.

Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!


This is the last thing a missionary sees after they come ashore illegally on Manteat Island

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Run 100 miles a week and who cares about calories.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I wish I could ever look this content

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

reignofevil posted:

I wish I could ever look this content

:same:

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!

Impressive nips

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That just looks like fat. You might have gynecomastia (1/3 adult males) do, post a pic with your arms lifted over your head. If you do have gyno, the only way to get rid of it is with an outpatient plastic surgery appointment costing about $5000

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

That just looks like fat. You might have gynecomastia (1/3 adult males) do, post a pic with your arms lifted over your head. If you do have gyno, the only way to get rid of it is with an outpatient plastic surgery appointment costing about $5000

that no insurance pays for almost all plastic surgeries are elective. even if you get gastric sleeve surgery and you want that vagina neck removed you gotta pay.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Can you get plastic surgery to give yourself a h uge nose? like a reverse nosejob?

Can I pay to get the biggest fuggen honker in history that frightens children on the street?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tom Gorman posted:

Can you get plastic surgery to give yourself a h uge nose? like a reverse nosejob?

Can I pay to get the biggest fuggen honker in history that frightens children on the street?
not sure, but i never leave the house without my falsie

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
yes tou can, sam

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

That just looks like fat. You might have gynecomastia (1/3 adult males) do, post a pic with your arms lifted over your head. If you do have gyno, the only way to get rid of it is with an outpatient plastic surgery appointment costing about $5000

Pretty sure the correct way to discover gynecomastia is to press on the breast tissue. If it feels like the fat of your inner thigh, it's just fat. If it's a little firm, it's gyno.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
If it means anything I'd suck those man tits, OP :shrug:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

rear end posted:

Pretty sure the correct way to discover gynecomastia is to press on the breast tissue. If it feels like the fat of your inner thigh, it's just fat. If it's a little firm, it's gyno.

what if my inner thighs are firm smart guy

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
is there any way to increase my nipple size besides using a pink sharpie

i have really small nips

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




communist kangaroo posted:

is there any way to increase my nipple size besides using a pink sharpie

i have really small nips

hang some weights from them

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


communist kangaroo posted:

is there any way to increase my nipple size besides using a pink sharpie

i have really small nips

a breast pump will actually work.

if you actually want large nipples just use a breast pump for a few weeks.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Bad Purchase posted:

hang some weights from them

ugh i should have been more clear, i want some dinner plate bad boys

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


communist kangaroo posted:

ugh i should have been more clear, i want some dinner plate bad boys

my method will increase your areola size significantly and give you some pretty solid pencil erasers I highly recommend it

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

Tom Gorman posted:

my method will increase your areola size significantly and give you some pretty solid pencil erasers I highly recommend it

i love you tom gorman thank you

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Have you considered getting a tapeworm to steal the calories from you?

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