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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Do you guys love it when boys get all sweaty from playing basketball and you can smell our Chrome cologne?

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
They only like the really onion-smelling scent that you get from Phys-ed fear.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuoIjxQ_bU

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Women love the smell of my musk


"musk" by Eli Musk

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
How do I catch cooties?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


zaepg posted:

How do I catch cooties?

Eat the boogers of the one you desire.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
available at a store near you

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Another question for the ladies: “u up”

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Back the gently caress up. Google is selling cologne now?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Absolutely not

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Whew.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Pheromones are not real op.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Burt Sexual posted:

Pheromones are not real op.

Clearly you've never talked to an ant.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXO5m7aeEE&t=47s

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Clearly you've never talked to an ant.

I was crawling low to the earf similar to a ant

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

dear girls:
is santa real? dad won't say but maybe you get better info on your side.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Actually girls love when you get sweaty from playing eSports and they can smell your natural body odor.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

phasmid posted:

Back the gently caress up. Google is selling cologne now?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pawn 17 posted:

Actually girls love when you get sweaty from playing eSports and they can smell your natural body odor.

I only play gSports and that's No Girls Allowed

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
girls, where did i leave my keys?

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
chrome smells like iron and soap

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Girls must be dropping their panties the moment they walk into a Magic: The Gathering tournament.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

babygirl says she loves the smell of my chrome cologne little does she know it’s really the fresh scent of my poopourri

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Also, girls, how tall are they? What kinds of food do they like?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Girls would you prefer your potential mates have a working knowledge of Python or C++? Or maybe some other language?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




OP try this: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2820525

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Girls would you prefer your potential mates have a working knowledge of Python or C++? Or maybe some other language?

assembly or nothing bruh

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hello women.
If you don't like the smell of the 'Black ICE' christmas tree air freshener I keep in my rear end crack to try and keep it real for you, would you tell me? Because it's giving me this horrific, pimply rash all over down there and I'd just rather not if you aren't fans of it.

Thank you.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

star eater posted:

assembly or nothing bruh

Assemble this morherfucker! *hands u 1000 piece puzzle of The Last Supper*

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Also if my attempts to do 'The Worm' like famous WWE wrestler Scotty 2 Hotty appear threatening please believe me, my weight and the immense amount of back pain I feel doing it, as well as overall general lack of mobility WILL prevent me from doing you any harm UNLESS you fail to get out of the way.

...That's not really a question. I'm sorry I'm just legally required to tell you all that.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



star eater posted:

assembly or nothing bruh

:hai:

I have been schooled.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Yes, it is fantastic and the only reason I get up out of bed in the morning

But I'm also a man pretending to be a woman on the internet so take that for what you will

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Girls would you prefer your potential mates have a working knowledge of Python or C++? Or maybe some other language?

It isn't the size of the python it's whether you can handle the heap

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Pawn 17 posted:

Actually girls love when you get sweaty from playing eSports and they can smell your natural body odor.

Especially if you show up to their house after cancelling dinner

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Big Beef City posted:

Hello women.
If you don't like the smell of the 'Black ICE' christmas tree air freshener I keep in my rear end crack to try and keep it real for you, would you tell me? Because it's giving me this horrific, pimply rash all over down there and I'd just rather not if you aren't fans of it.

Thank you.

women just don’t get it smdh

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose

Big Beef City posted:

Hello women.
If you don't like the smell of the 'Black ICE' christmas tree air freshener I keep in my rear end crack to try and keep it real for you, would you tell me? Because it's giving me this horrific, pimply rash all over down there and I'd just rather not if you aren't fans of it.

Thank you.

What a terrible idea for an air freshener

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

HAmbONE posted:

What a terrible idea for an air freshener



Thought they'd like something to drink to go with their dinner.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

quote:

Question for girls
Can you grab me a beer, since you're already in the kitchen?

Wait, does GBS still hate women?

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Girls would you prefer your potential mates have a working knowledge of Python or C++? Or maybe some other language?

Python is the language of Alexa, the most enigmatic girl of them all.

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Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'll tell you what smells GOOD.
The guy you like's hair :swoon:

Nuzzling by his ear maybe and then deeply inhaling

Intoxicating

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