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Yeah so she sits on the cake and asks you to guess what she likes the most then farts in the cake, that’s pretty much it I guess
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I came from Something Awful (hands free).
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Aug 6, 2019 07:49
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Well wife, it's the exact same as the normal world. The exact same. I don't make awful jokes involving disgusting topics or use my anonymity to stretch the humour muscles of the worst parts of my brain. What website do I post on? It's not important. What? Don't worry it's not some "hidden online life" and you know what you look really pretty tonight let's go for dinner at that place you like I'm buying get whatever you want
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Aug 12, 2019 21:00
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An intern at work was confused at the layout of the site I was browsing. He'd never seen a forum and I tried to explain SA (he was not impressed)
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Aug 12, 2019 21:10
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On the flip side, everytime I see anyone looking at a forums, because it's so rare, I have to verify that it is not in fact these forums.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:27
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"I guess it's like reddit, but I paid $10 to post on there" That's my way of explaining S.A to younger internet knowledgeable family members and or friends. Rule#1: never talk about the internet in real life.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:29
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I tried and failed to explain to an older coworker why a computer voiced lady saying 7 a hundred times in a row is funny.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:29
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I don't get how seeing boxes within boxes within boxes, all with their own up and down arrows and rating, is better and more evolved than a board with messages on it that you can read easily
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Aug 12, 2019 21:30
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Not worth putting up with the modem screeching every time you want to do anything. Don’t bother.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:30
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Perhaps more than anything SA has taught me the value in smaller, more exclusive communities. Any yahoo can make an account but most don't.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:37
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So there is this guy, right? And he's bent over and using his hands to open up his anus and you can see everything inside there, it's gross!! Also he's married, so really it's an image that shows that love can be had by anyone, really. It's uplifting
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Aug 12, 2019 22:05
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Most people think of the internet as just a big truck, but the truth is it’s a series of tubes. Oh, what’s that I was watching? It’s a video... right a video on the internet, in which someone I don’t know is filming their reaction to another video, yes also on the internet, of someone they don’t know filming human corpses in a suicide forest. No, that part was not in the internet. Make sense now? About the tubes I mean.
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Aug 12, 2019 22:09
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I remember a goon sharing an anecdote about someone looking over their shoulder while they were reading the forums and laughing, and thinking the person was responding to the content of the thread, but it was actually, somebody in the thread's avatar was little mac from punch-out, and the person was like "punch-out right?" dude was just super tickled to see little mac I want to live in such a world
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Aug 12, 2019 22:33
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I've noticed that any passersby that looks at your screen while on SA only ever pays attention to the avatars.
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Aug 12, 2019 23:28
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I've noticed that any passersby that looks at your screen while on SA only ever pays attention to the avatars. or goatse
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Aug 12, 2019 23:33
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I was already pretty online-poisoned when I only spent time on the forums, but Twitter is something else entirely. Explaining "30-50 feral hogs" to a group of friends was one of the more surreal experiences I've had recently.
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Cosmik Slop posted:I was already pretty online-poisoned when I only spent time on the forums, but Twitter is something else entirely. Explaining "30-50 feral hogs" to a group of friends was one of the more surreal experiences I've had recently. Dude, just don’t...
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Cosmik Slop posted:I was already pretty online-poisoned when I only spent time on the forums, but Twitter is something else entirely. Explaining "30-50 feral hogs" to a group of friends was one of the more surreal experiences I've had recently. Twitter literally causes brain damage. I'm sure of it.
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Aug 13, 2019 03:53
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JK Fresco posted:Twitter literally causes brain damage. I'm sure of it. Twitter got nothing on Twitch. That's the site you go to, only to realize how many people on there are just kids and how close the apocalypse is.
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Aug 13, 2019 04:42
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I was talking about 8chan to my coworkers who are pushing late sixties. They tell me that "Q" is from there.
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Aug 13, 2019 04:49
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Cubone posted:I remember a goon sharing an anecdote about someone looking over their shoulder while they were reading the forums and laughing, and thinking the person was responding to the content of the thread, my significant other thinks your avatar is hilarious she doesnt know of your vile and terrible forums legacy
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Aug 13, 2019 05:40
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:my significant other thinks your avatar is hilarious
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Aug 13, 2019 07:54
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Frankly I think you’d do more good by introducing normal culture to Internet people.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Frankly I think you’d do more good by introducing normal culture to Internet people. 
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JK Fresco posted:Twitter literally causes brain damage. I'm sure of it. Can't argue with you there.
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Aug 14, 2019 20:25
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Oh, it's a shorthand for "laughing out loud". Well, I didn't have to, it's more of a sign of mild amusement than a literal expression of emotion.
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Aug 14, 2019 20:32
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Creamed Cormp posted:Hey buddy you got a pretty wicked sense of humor, how about you join me and a bunch of other perma-depressed 40+ years old computer janitors and assorted social rejects to post epic jokes about how the world is stupid and bad and sucks and we're the only people who are cool but also we suck and should kill ourselves? Um excuse me I’m only 30
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Aug 14, 2019 20:32
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remember stream of consciousness exercises in your english class? no? oh well it’s like that but with a keyboard and some people don’t even have their monitor plugged in it’s wild
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Aug 14, 2019 20:59
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this one guy thought shrimp were pastries
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Aug 14, 2019 21:10
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Mom I was not masturbating to that man's gaping anus that's not how it works
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Aug 14, 2019 21:13
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Yeah, this guy claims there are 8 days in a week. No, I know, there are only 7, that's why it's funny. No, I don't know him. Some guy on the internet. No, it's like ten years old he probably doesn't check this account anymore. We're still laughing at it. Yeah, for ten years. A bodybuilding website.
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Aug 14, 2019 21:33
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Co-worker/S.O./Family/Literally that cares enough to ask: "So what do you look at all day on the internet?" Me: *wordlessly and instinctively opens up hello.jpg on home screen/desktop and turns to watch other person's face as they take it all in"
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People from across the globe meet to discuss the greatest philosophical issues of the day and share the wealth of experience that can only come from a truly diverse group of individuals who collectively have been everywhere and done everything under the sun, but at some point every thread ends up talking about Warhammer.
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Aug 14, 2019 22:25
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Mom seriously I am not some kind of gay size queen just because hello.jpg is in my browser history thousands of times
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Aug 14, 2019 22:36
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BONESAWWWWWW posted:Yeah, this guy claims there are 8 days in a week. No, I know, there are only 7, that's why it's funny. No, I don't know him. Some guy on the internet. No, it's like ten years old he probably doesn't check this account anymore. We're still laughing at it. Yeah, for ten years. A bodybuilding website. The Beatles got buff?
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It's where broken people meet up with other broken people and they encourage each other to become even more broken because their broken brains are telling them that they're right and everyone else is wrong and the earth must be cleansed.
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Aug 15, 2019 12:38
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Hell Yeah posted:basically i put on butt porn and i jack off to that, and then i clean up with a roll of toilet paper that i have by my desk that i also use for blowing my nose. then i throw that in the little trash can Shameful goon, where are your jizzshrooms
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Aug 15, 2019 13:05
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It's the screen you stare at to make you feel right about your wrong opinions.
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30 years ago, it was explaining what BBSs or Prodigy/Compuserve were. They thought I was nuts. 25 years ago, it was chatting on VAX teriminals or coding, uploading and regularly updating my personal website on the university server. The one they really couldn't wrap their head around was buying things blindly or from a single lovely jpg on newsgroups or forums, etc. with a money order and hoping it was legit. In retrospect, it was kind of dumb, but I only got burnt once out of many purchases. Oh, and mundane stuff like playing Duke Nukem and similar games over dial up blew their minds. 20 years ago trying to explain forums or even online shopping was almost impossible. Today, it gets me the number of people who don't take advantage of mundane, non-nerd things like the convenience of paying bills online or shopping online whether to save money or for convenience like grocery pickup. In TYOOL 2019, these things still get "deer in headlights"-reactions from way too many people.
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