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No_talent posted:Build the fence underground and have it on hydraulic rams. Let it rise from the earth in between hog assaults as a monument to child safety. added bonus: by supercharging the hydraulic rams you have created a hogapult, thereby launching the offending hogs into someone else's property and causing all manner of absurd bets to be cashed in upon due to the aforementioned flying pigs.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lmao please someone tell me what this is from so i can watch it I want to say Baahubali 1 or 2, which ever it is you should watch both. They're long but worth it.
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:I want to say Baahubali 1 or 2, which ever it is you should watch both. They're long but worth it. Yeah Baahubali it’s a Telugu Indian movie. I think that scene is from 1 but I don’t remember which. Also produced this great scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfgf0bP9v4
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a mysterious cloak posted:Heard rumors that the 30-50 hogs are... splitting up into 2-3 groups and using flanking maneuvers on hunters. those smaller groups would be only 10-15 hogs each which as we all know would be no threat to our precious yard-children
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naem posted:those smaller groups would be only 10-15 hogs each which as we all know would be no threat to our precious yard-children How many hogs do you think one child could take? This might be a good thing to know.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:How many hogs do you think one child could take? This might be a good thing to know. it takes between 30-50 to threaten an american yard child
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naem posted:it takes between 30-50 to threaten an american yard child What if the child is armed/armored? (I think there might be a business opportunity here)
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big nipples big life posted:like this but kid sized The Ursus Mark VI suit was only designed to be used while fist-fighting bears. There are no performance guarantee against wild hogs. The Mark VIII would be the one to go for
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:What if the child is armed/armored? (I think there might be a business opportunity here) an armored yard child can take on up to 29 total hogs but the second you have between 30 and 50 that is too many hogs
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Is it true that at 20 feet or shorter range a sword or a knife outperforms firearms for defense against against 30-50 hogs?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is it true that at 20 feet or shorter range a sword or a knife outperforms firearms for defense against against 30-50 hogs? Ah, the 21 foot rule. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDOOKWKM3wM
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is it true that at 20 feet or shorter range a sword or a knife outperforms firearms for defense against against 30-50 hogs? Depends if it's 20 vertical or horizontal.
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drilldo squirt posted:This is why pigs are haram. No, that's because of 160 degrees Fahrenheit marijuanamancer posted:anyway people are loving stupid about animal populations
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big nipples big life posted:like this but kid sized that dude couldn't have telegraphed his suicide more plainly had he literally made his armor out of red flags and danced in the middle of town square
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PROJECT GRIZZLY
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Also The title of this thread sounds like something a Russian would say "Help rural american fight 30-50 hogs"
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You're mission, if you're a bad enough dude to accept, take out 30-50 feral hogs. Extreme prejudice.
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Literally A Person posted:You're mission, if you're a bad enough dude to accept, take out 30-50 feral hogs. Extreme prejudice. Sighs Dons tank top
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poverty goat posted:lol at sheltered cityfolk imagining that guns are in any way inappropriate for this i live in rural alabama ya dink
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I. M. Gei posted:Where’s that photo of the one hog that’s the size of a dumpster leaning against said dumpster? 13 pages and no one told this guy 2 turn his monitor off
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bee eater posted:13 pages and no one told this guy 2 turn his monitor off a shameful thread
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Blast of Confetti posted:i live in rural alabama ya dink Is being anti-gun the Alabama equivalent of being an edgy teen?
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Someone should post the hog map for the 3rd time
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Someone should post the hog map for the 3rd time done.
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Thank you, you are doing the lords work
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according to new data the hogs r spreading
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I made the mistake of stepping out of my house for the first time in months since my rations were running low. I’m not sure what happened but I believe I haven been taken as a hog wife by 30-50 angry male hogs. I’m not sure I’m going to get out of this o
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bee eater posted:according to new data the hogs r spreading
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I made the mistake of stepping out of my house for the first time in months since my rations were running low. I’m not sure what happened but I believe I haven been taken as a hog wife by 30-50 angry male hogs. I’m not sure I’m going to get out of this o yorur going to get pregnat
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OO OO OO! ARE YOU HAVING A BABY SHOWER!!!!!!?????
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7 hogs 30-50 hogs 1 million hogs. Come on which is it
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Vomik posted:7 hogs It's 30-50 hogs in each backyard so each dot is 20000-33333 yards. The 7 hogs are hiding in Canada.
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