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- lost my old email
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in many ways butts are the rear end of the body
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Aug 7, 2019 00:21
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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"I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain. One always finds one's burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself, forms a world. The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus with a HUGE BOOTY" -Albert Camus
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 7, 2019 00:45
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- Macnult
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thinking about the fact that she’s got a huge booty
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Aug 7, 2019 05:11
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- Macnult
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adhering to the 5 step research process despite my confident hunch
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Aug 7, 2019 05:14
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- nut
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you're being a real ignoreanus right now
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Aug 7, 2019 06:37
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- vanisher
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adhering to the 5 step research process despite my confident hunch
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Aug 7, 2019 16:21
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- vanisher
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Oh my god that booty is huge
"You mean, if you compare that booty to others, its objectively larger than the average? I'd like to see your research."
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Aug 7, 2019 16:26
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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Becky uses her Mix-a-lot money to start a telephone support hotline for women plagued by phantasms of rappers' girlfriends
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Aug 7, 2019 16:28
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- google THIS
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Your honor, the fact that my client GOT A HUGE BOOTY is inadmissible and I move that it be stricken from the record.
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Aug 7, 2019 17:36
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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tired of the looks we get in public together as i drag around a treasure chest overflowing with gold coins, jewels, and priceless art
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Aug 7, 2019 19:33
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- nut
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it make it hard 2 walk
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Aug 7, 2019 20:50
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Walking around in my sweatpants that have NOTHING TO SEE HERE written on the backside.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 7, 2019 22:59
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- GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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Sir Mix-A-Lot leading Eurydice out of the realm of Hades, the exit is within sight now. Just a few feet to go, and all he has to do is ignore the fact that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY. Suddenly, Hades himself appears and asks, "Oh, forgot to mention, I've always wondered what you consider your lover's most attractive physical feature. What, would you say, is her greatest asset, if you will? And keep in mind, I know that you cannot lie."
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Aug 7, 2019 23:14
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- FutonForensic
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Sir Mix-A-Lot leading Eurydice out of the realm of Hades, the exit is within sight now. Just a few feet to go, and all he has to do is ignore the fact that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY. Suddenly, Hades himself appears and asks, "Oh, forgot to mention, I've always wondered what you consider your lover's most attractive physical feature. What, would you say, is her greatest asset, if you will? And keep in mind, I know that you cannot lie."
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Aug 7, 2019 23:36
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Aaah gently caress!! I scream as I clutch at my heart, the room is spinning, my vision is a smear of colors and bright exploding stars, I hear the muddled and drowned out din of smashing and clattering as my left arm flails and knocks over all the insulin in the pharmacy, I can hear the thudding footsteps of the pharmacy techs rushing over as my vision slowly fades to black and the world turns askew as my body hurtles towards the ground in slow motion.
I can feel everything slipping away, the last words I manage to utter before I pass out in a giant frothing pink pool of perforated Pepto Bismols is "Aaaah poo poo.... bro... my rear end too drat big and the suppositories can't fit.... between my cheeks..."
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Aug 8, 2019
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Aug 8, 2019 01:55
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Wrong thread
Lil Swamp Booger Baby fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Aug 8, 2019
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Aug 8, 2019 02:31
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- nut
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Walking around in my sweatpants that have NOTHING TO SEE HERE written on the backside.
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Aug 8, 2019 15:54
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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Lesser Gluteus Invisibility
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Aug 8, 2019 17:47
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Lesser Gluteus Invisibility
Bigby's Clapping Cheeks
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2019 18:53
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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She asks me if her new jeans "make her butt look big". I freeze. Trapped in a quantum superposition: Schrodinger's rear end
magic cactus fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Aug 8, 2019
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2019 18:56
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- google THIS
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Lesser Gluteus Invisibility
You still succeeded at your HUGE BOOTY perception check, roll for initiative.
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Aug 8, 2019 19:04
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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You still succeeded at your HUGE BOOTY perception check, roll for initiative.
Rolling a persuasion check on myself to convince myself she doesn't have a HUGE BOOTY
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 8, 2019 20:45
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- google THIS
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Mentally subtracting several inches from the hip measurement. The pants will be ill-fitting but the customer is always right.
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Aug 8, 2019 20:56
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- nut
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twerkers comp for when nobody puts a bill in ur g string even thought u've got a huge booty
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Aug 8, 2019 22:14
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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ancient sailors had to avert their gaze from certain twin volcanic islands lest they be driven mad by the visage of phantasmal aquatic HUGE BOOTY
crimes
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Aug 9, 2019 04:03
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- Escape From Noise
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What kind of monster ignores a HUGE BOOTY???
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Aug 9, 2019 07:48
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- google THIS
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You know, looking back, we all saw the signs that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY, but we didn't say anything until it was too late. Don't make the same mistake, or the only way you'll see that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY...is in hindsight.
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Aug 11, 2019 01:26
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- Escape From Noise
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You know, looking back, we all saw the signs that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY, but we didn't say anything until it was too late. Don't make the same mistake, or the only way you'll see that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY...is in hindsight.
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Aug 11, 2019 03:21
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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lieutenant colombo is leaving the room unable to crack the suspect. he pauses and says "just one more thing, i can't figure it out. how could any of this have happened to a victim with such a small, flat, uninteresting, hank hill-esque booty?"
the suspect's confident smirk fades and turns to anger
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Aug 11, 2019 03:48
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lieutenant colombo is leaving the room unable to crack the suspect. he pauses and says "just one more thing, i can't figure it out. how could any of this have happened to a victim with such a small, flat, uninteresting, hank hill-esque booty?"
the suspect's confident smirk fades and turns to anger
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Aug 11, 2019 06:13
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you're being a real ignoreanus right now
i want this to be an album
Don't make the same mistake, or the only way you'll see that she GOT A HUGE BOOTY...is in hindsight.
unable to crack the suspect.
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