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Burt Sexual posted:Lol went over and chatted up banker man. Picture coming of fountain 2.0. It was $4200 btw installed. Driveway cum emitters are working at peak efficiency sir! Keep us updated. I'd laugh hard if he had to spend another $1000+ to do the wiring correctly.
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol went over and chatted up banker man. Picture coming of fountain 2.0. It was $4200 btw installed. Should have gone with the $6900 model
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Aug 9, 2019 01:49
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Wear all black, get dropped off down the street, and dump a full bottle of muriatic acid into it in the middle of the night. Figure out the best approach angle to not be spotted by the cameras (but cover your face anyway). Flanking his house and staying low, under the eaves, will probably keep you out of sight. It'll take days to actually destroy the rubber/impeller in the pump, so he's not likely to review the footage and it probably erases after so many days, anyway. He's not likely to smell the acid once it mixes with the water in the pump.
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Aug 9, 2019 01:50
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol went over and chatted up banker man. Picture coming of fountain 2.0. It was $4200 btw installed. They look like cut grapevines trying to heal via liquid scabs which also look like cum.    
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Aug 9, 2019 01:58
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Science experiment. Read up on Hagfish and their ability to turn water into slime, and estimate the number of hagfish needed for a driveway fountain.
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Aug 9, 2019 02:06
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Those are what appear to be poorly formed hexagonal basalt/columnar jointing structures.
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Aug 9, 2019 02:14
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it doesn't even spray water into the air? It just dribbles out?
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Aug 9, 2019 02:28
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The statues match the gesture really, a bunch of dicks oozing cum everywhere.
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Aug 9, 2019 02:31
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Cummdribbler is a prime username.
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Aug 9, 2019 02:33
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so it's like one of those little zen fountains that people put on their office desks because the gentle gurgling relaxes them, except that this one is very large, is in a driveway and cost $5000. cool does it even make noise?
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Zippy the Bummer posted:so it's like one of those little zen fountains that people put on their office desks because the gentle gurgling relaxes them, except that this one is very large, is in a driveway and cost $5000. cool Gonna be fair, they must have fixed/replaced the motor because it’s quite now. Just a continuous slow sperm flow in silence. Familiar?
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Aug 9, 2019 02:44
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Burt Sexual posted:Gonna be fair, they must have fixed/replaced the motor because it’s quite now. Just a continuous slow sperm flow in silence. Familiar? Oh, well that's decent. The 24 hour noise was the primary concern right? Still fair target for just being stupid though.
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Aug 9, 2019 03:01
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Why even have it be a fountain then?? Just stick some loving rectangular rocks in a gravel pit if you like the look of it
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Aug 9, 2019 03:05
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Why even have it be a fountain then?? Just stick some loving rectangular rocks in a gravel pit if you like the look of it Did you read sperm? He wants me to be his neighbor bf.
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Aug 9, 2019 03:17
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Last two neighbors were a nightmare in this split shotgun house I used to live in. First family, the dad was constantly knocking on my door at 7 am and would ask to either borrow money or use my phone. Second family was dysfunctional as gently caress, and the mother would be screaming constantly. Not raising her voice, I mean screaming like she just saw somebody punch her grandmother in the face. I only ever hear the guy screaming back on one occasion, and the cops ended up being called. I never heard anything that sounded like physical violence, and it's not interfering with my sleep, so I don't get involved. I warned the guy twice that I was moving out soon, and that while I'm not gonna complain to the landlord, they need to be careful because the next neighbor might be a busybody. I expect them to be evicted shortly after a new tenant moves in.
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Aug 9, 2019 03:27
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Extremely glad my most poignant conflict with a neighbor was in college when I went downstairs to yell at them to stop blaring chumbawumba at 3am
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Aug 9, 2019 03:51
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I kept getting letters about the six "broken down" cars in my driveway (they are projects) so now I just park them all up and down the street. Have to wheel em around once a week so the county doesn't tow em but a small price to pay. I've also planted flowers in broken toilets in my front yard and painted my house bright pink.
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Aug 9, 2019 03:54
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look, that fountain would look rad in some type of lush zen garden where you could smoke mad weed but lmao that looks terrible on a loving driveway
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Aug 9, 2019 04:07
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Burt can you dump a bunch of detergent into the fountain and post results?Slack3r posted:Clearly the "water feature" needs some bubble bath beads tossed into the gravel area sometime. Would make it look better covered in a giant mass of foam. or something. (Don't do this).. Efb but seriously do this. Add some red dye as well.
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Aug 9, 2019 04:34
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I wish I was wealthy enough to blow five thousand dollars on some dumb thing that did nothing, was actually in the way, and looked like poo poo
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Aug 9, 2019 04:35
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That fountain looks like what would get left if you pulled a better fountain out haphazardly.
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Aug 9, 2019 04:36
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Zippy the Bummer posted:I wish I was wealthy enough to blow five thousand dollars on some dumb thing that did nothing, was actually in the way, and looked like poo poo I take it you don't have kids?
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Aug 9, 2019 05:12
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Love the $5k fountain in front of the lovely vinyl sided garage
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol went over and chatted up banker man. Picture coming of fountain 2.0. It was $4200 btw installed. I really like that there's nowhere for the water to actually go so it just splurts out all over the same spot on the concrete 24/7. Love my stupid cum dribble fountain that makes my driveway crack and grow moss
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Burt Sexual posted:Cummdribbler is a prime username.
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Aug 9, 2019 05:39
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imo this clearly has to be "inspired" by something. He saw this on TV, or one of those DIY project websites, and attempted to copy it wholesale. I wanna see what he took inspiration from. edit: Wow, apparently a mongolian stone fountain is a real thing.    They already don't look great but just arranging the stones in a more pleasing looking pattern makes it infinity times better than his stupid cum fountain
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Aug 9, 2019 05:40
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 Who Wore It Better
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Aug 9, 2019 05:45
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I live on the top floor of my building. I am the infuriating neighbor. Sometimes I'll shout slurs as loud as i can at my cat for my own amusement. I loudly pace constantly around my apartment at all hours, and sometimes i enjoy yodelling.
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Aug 9, 2019 05:47
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CJacobs posted:
This is like one of those before and after meth pictures
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Aug 9, 2019 05:52
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Every Mongol I've met would laugh at that poo poo.
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Aug 9, 2019 06:01
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Nooner posted:This is like one of those before and after meth pictures
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Fiend posted:Burt have you considered simply acquiring like 600 head of goats and just graze? Goat herding is a very precise science and you could win this mans respect with this knowledge. Where did this even come from Just replace Burt with 'ladies' and it's hilarious. I'm gonna say that to everysingle person who asks me what my prospects are. Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Aug 9, 2019 |
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This is the weirdest episode of Flip or Flop I've ever seen. I'd say this is most definitely a Flop
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Aug 9, 2019 08:44
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Looks retarded as hell but it could be worse I guess That spot was far to close to the house for a tree honestly, but he should have just gone with a nice potted plant/bush like rosemary
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Cool thing is if I piss anyone off enough to take one step into my home, or within dragging distance, I can just shoot them dead scot-free thanks to Florida’s castle doctrine backwards-rear end laws.
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Aug 10, 2019 21:03
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Outrail posted:I take it you don't have kids? lol
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Aug 10, 2019 22:22
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that is extremely ugly, OP and those mongolian stone fountains can look very nice
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Aug 10, 2019 22:45
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Nooner posted:This is like one of those before and after meth pictures
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CJacobs posted:
i feel like the neighbor saw the left pic, which is nicely framed by the landscaping, and thought "wow that's a cool driveway"
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Given the spacing of it I bet that's the exact photo he used for inspiration too. His version needs to see a dentist
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