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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

:cool: bra

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



The man tits thread is over there

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
some sort of joke about coconut milk

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Those don't look like coconuts, op

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A coconut is nature's ball cup.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bradzilla posted:

Those don't look like coconuts, op

maybe it's coconuts but with the hair-like exterior removed?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Colonel Cancer posted:

A coconut is nature's ball cup.

lol if ur balls are small enough to fit inside a coconut, virgin

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Who said it has to be one coconut?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sometimes i look at coconuts growing up on a coconut tree and i think to myself, wow, imagine a boob inside each one of those coconuts. pretty amazing stuff.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

If you buy them from the party store they aren't finished on the underside at all. Like, scratchy coconut shell. Might want to wear a bikini top under it or buy a plastic one. Or don't if you're a masochist. The shell ones aren't as scratchy but don't really hold the boobs in place. Ymmv

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


What a lovely bunch of coconuts

Just there, standing in a row

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Colonel Cancer posted:

Who said it has to be one coconut?

you did? you said "a coconut"

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Do they come in larger cup sizes?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I said ball cup not balls cup :agesilaus:

One coconut one ball!

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Creamed Cormp posted:

you did? you said "a coconut"

He obviously meant a coconuts

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the correct term is 'coctopodes'

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

he he ehe whooa bro maybe uh... nws that poo poo you know what I mean?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Coconuttin' all over deez...uh... damnit.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I.C. posted:

If you buy them from the party store they aren't finished on the underside at all. Like, scratchy coconut shell. Might want to wear a bikini top under it or buy a plastic one. Or don't if you're a masochist. The shell ones aren't as scratchy but don't really hold the boobs in place. Ymmv

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Boobs would have to be pretty weird-shaped to fit into a coconut

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*points to bosom* check out deez nuts!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who What Now posted:

Boobs would have to be pretty weird-shaped to fit into a coconut

well mine are, so what??

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

How about DEEZ (coco) NUTZ, OP!

Dr. Heart Collapse
Oct 30, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
coming from bounty land

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fake

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Seashell bra

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What if you just like split a watermelon in half, spoon out all the goodness, and use the hollow shell as a bra. Or a cereal bowl. The possibilities are endless!!

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
Wow OP this is a great thread. Cheers!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

What if you just like split a watermelon in half, spoon out all the goodness, and use the hollow shell as a bra. Or a cereal bowl. The possibilities are endless!!

No more of this b-cup, c-cup poo poo. Bra size is now determined by the size of the hollowed out produce your tits fit in.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Who What Now posted:

No more of this b-cup, c-cup poo poo. Bra size is now determined by the size of the hollowed out produce your tits fit in.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

zaepg posted:

Wow OP this is a great thread. Cheers!

Agreed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

When a man has sex with a virgin woman her body produces a chemical that makes his penis grow to fit her vagina which is why all these chads that have banged a dozen virgins are walking around with these giant fire hydrant dicks and all I got is this little unshelled peanut

e: sorry I meant to post this on reddit

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:shittypop:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm so lonely

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Just what I need, more hard, hairy, brown things on my chest.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
There's a plot to a Gilligan's Island porn parody here that involves boosting the broadcast range of the Professor's coconut radio.

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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

hummuna hummuna awooooo goooogle gabble awaoooooooooo

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