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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp

im the wolf in a suit, a "professional wolf" if u will

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Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

hahah and he would say SHAKE IT BABY!!!!

then you could go take a PISS in a urinal

duke nukem 3d is the GOAT for sure

Duke is the only build game that's a pure joy to play

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Honky Dong Country posted:

A lot of them. Alright so I guess it's just three. Thought I remembered there being a lot more. A buddy of mine used to be real into them. I tried to read one once and eh...it's not good.

There were four and they get real weird, like totally off-the-rails. Lots of Mormons.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

Duke is the only build game that's a pure joy to play

i was about to burst into the thread breathlessly and say "blood (1997) would like to have a word with you" but then i noticed that you have an anime avatar and that creeped me out in an epstein kind of way

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





sandwiches_and_ham posted:

i was about to burst into the thread breathlessly and say "blood (1997) would like to have a word with you" but then i noticed that you have an anime avatar and that creeped me out in an epstein kind of way

Blood just got a rerelease from NightDive Studios.

Also I'll worry about DOOM inciting violence when someone goes on a ripping people in half with their bare hands spree.

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

i was about to burst into the thread breathlessly and say "blood (1997) would like to have a word with you" but then i noticed that you have an anime avatar and that creeped me out in an epstein kind of way

Blood is a guidebook on how not to make hitscan enemies

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Quake :3

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

Blood is a guidebook on how not to make hitscan enemies

you mean because the monks are so good at sniping from 100000 feet away? :awesome:

sounds like somebody doesn't like a challenge :smugdog:

Setzer Gabbiani
Oct 13, 2004

sandwiches_and_ham posted:

you mean because the monks are so good at sniping from 100000 feet away? :awesome:

That and the unlimited TNT they pull out of their asses once in a while is why shogo will always be monolith's first good FPS

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

In Quake 3 Arena, there is a default character named Sarge, who is grayhaired and has a cigar. That is the Doom guy, they decided on the name after the fact and made him old because by the time Q3A came out, Doom was old so the character should be aged too. Then in the Uwe Boll film Doom, the main character is named Sarge further confirming this. It is actually quite deep complex character lore you see.

Doom wasn't a Uwe Boll movie.

Also Sarge was played by The Rock who is actually called Dwayne Johnson IRL and is a really nice cool guy who may or may not decide to run for president.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

doom would be a lot cooler if they replaced sarge doom guy’s face with dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson. if only the doom modding community was full of good people rather than nazis

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

seems less like the actual game inspiring violence and more the modding community poisoning the mind of the youths.
you’d probably never see this with other video games. for example i thought of a neat skyrim mod where all the dialogue and sound effects would be dubbed over with my voice

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nooner posted:

I talked to the doom guy he is real and he told me to kill my famil

Weird, he told me to kill Nooner's famil too.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I made a map of my school but it wasn't in Doom and the game was supposed to be a Zelda type game but I was not yet good enough to make such a game.


Anyway that turned me into an insane killer of men and I am now about to be launched on a rocket into the sun. :wave:

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Macnult posted:

the graphics are total rear end therefore zero immersion.

Lol not in 1993 they weren’t

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

there is no way the world looked like that in 1993

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The original no clip code was IDSPISPOPD but in later versions it was changed to IDCLIP.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Mooey Cow posted:

I made a map of my school but it wasn't in Doom and the game was supposed to be a Zelda type game but I was not yet good enough to make such a game.


Anyway that turned me into an insane killer of men and I am now about to be launched on a rocket into the sun. :wave:

If you make video game, you are the Pied Piper of school shooters.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Macnult posted:

there is no way the world looked like that in 1993

Hey buddy if your home town wasn't a squared off labyrinth of ooze and corpses then good for you but you sure as hell didn't grow up where I did.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Macnult posted:

there is no way the world looked like that in 1993

it did, that’s why we needed captain planet to tell us not to leave exploding barrels and toxic sludge everywhere

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



:spooky: smashing pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris :spooky:

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I didnt know this, but I was just reading in the other thread about Brutal Doom mod developer being a psycho nazi or something, so it's more to do with the community doing themselves in rather than the games themselves.

Here's the thing Im talking about : https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/2y23eb/the_brutal_doom_fiasco/

What a sane and normal person

quote:

"Today I decided to take the gore of Brutal Doom to a whole new level! Through these two years of development, some gib sprites from Nashgore still remained, so, I decided to make whole new sprites to replace them. Where to find the material? Making fake wax pieces of gore myself and taking pics of it? No, but searching the internet for REAL gore, and trying to turn pieces of these pictures of REAL DEAD PEOPLE into sprites.
In this demostrative video you can see 3 pieces of REAL GORE: These pinky brain pieces at 00:07 were taken from a picture of a guy wich got his head ran over by a bus, and his brain splattered all over the street. The eye globe at 00:10 is taken from a guy that got his face shoot by a shotgun at point blank. These generic meat pieces flying at 01:10 are from a pic of a guy butchered by the mexican cartels.
I’m not going to remake ALL sprites using real gore because it takes a lot of time, and it takes hours searching for pictures with the gore in an useable condidtion and angle to be used, but if anybody knows where I can find a clear picture of exposed human entrails, please send the link via PM”

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ok pretty sure that guy shouldn't play violent video games.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
gonna go ahead and link to the Doom WAD Club over in Games

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Nckdictator posted:

What a sane and normal person

but if anybody knows where I can find a clear picture of exposed human entrails, please send the link via PM

:stare:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Rad-daddio posted:

but if anybody knows where I can find a clear picture of exposed human entrails, please send the link via PM

:stare:

All he needs is a mirror and a chef’s knife.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Brutal Doom adds a bunch of interesting new mechanics and makes a lot of old WADs really fun to play again, but dude definitely has a raging hardon for making the gore as gross as possible. At one point I just stopped installing the updates because it was getting too over the top and obvious he was coding this stuff while using one hand

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Skeleton Ape posted:

Brutal Doom adds a bunch of interesting new mechanics and makes a lot of old WADs really fun to play again, but dude definitely has a raging hardon for making the gore as gross as possible. At one point I just stopped installing the updates because it was getting too over the top and obvious he was coding this stuff while using one hand

*follows ambulances all day for "game assets" while also covertly stroking himself*

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Nckdictator posted:

What a sane and normal person

Well, I'm really not trying to blanket the whole community but where there's smoke there's fire.

Considering that entire thread basically goes like: "Hey, this guy uses actual pictures of the holocaust and puts them into Doom to 'enhance' his experience... but the mod is pretty good so idk guys :/ "

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Macnult posted:

doom would be a lot cooler if they replaced sarge doom guy’s face with dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson. if only the doom modding community was full of good people rather than nazis

I’m convinced they chose The Rock for the movie purely because of the eyebrow-raise health doomguy does now and then in his health indicator at the bottom of your HUD

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Well, I'm really not trying to blanket the whole community but where there's smoke there's fire.

Considering that entire thread basically goes like: "Hey, this guy uses actual pictures of the holocaust and puts them into Doom to 'enhance' his experience... but the mod is pretty good so idk guys :/ "

That's every community, SA is super woke until they have to turn a blind eye to it to enjoy some super sexist video game and then it's fine

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you like shooter games Dusk is probably the best in many years

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Video games desensitize you to violence and train you to kill. Accept the facts.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Macnult posted:

there is no way the world looked like that in 1993

Believe it or not but many men spent their evenings in 1993 wandering around town forcing their bodies into walls while letting loose chesty "UMPHS" it's just how things were.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

in redneck rampage there are buttons specifically for drinking whiskey and beer

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In fact this may be how your parents met

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Looking forward to the new Doom Gal movie.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Everything can radicalize men EXCEPT video games, weird but science

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh also you can't pick up social messaging from porn. Or other things you still like, only things you don't care about

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Relentless
Sep 22, 2007

It's a perfect day for some mayhem!


Doom trains you to be violent. AGAINST DEMONS.

Anyone who says you shouldn't play Doom is an AGENT OF SATAN.

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