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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Next time, we will learn Yuri is actually Yur.

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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She wears symmetrical fascinators. Any effect on psychic ability is entirely placebo.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Electric Phantasm posted:

Then Loid and Yor kiss and they all become a family for real.

Then they both secretly defect into double-agents.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Both Loid and Yor probably thinking to themselves later "Should I put a lock on the bedroom? No, I don't want to seem suspicious to him/her."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Well, at least Anya will have a role-model in Yor. She's terrible at everything except her actual job too.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Super Jay Mann posted:

Yor, my gal, I love you and all but



What the hell??? :stare:

Also


:shittydog:

Remember: Corgis are the steeds fairy knights ride into battle. Yor needs to keep some cold iron in her arsenal.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Some rowdy teens gonna get kicked into the ceiling, bombless dogs rush th ambassador and shower him with affection, increasing his popularity.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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He pawsaw being saved in the alley. Everything else was killing time until it happened.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Yor also gets very professional when she realises Anya is gone. Check for witnesses, wall-kick to the rafters then instantly survey her target isn't in sight.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLC2p9ch9Uw

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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It's all technique. Kick that car in it's chi-points.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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His intimidating presence is all that was needed for the KO. The paw-tap was just nudging the other dog over.

A gentle giant until you threaten his friend.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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CommissarMega posted:

But of course, they're her parents! :kimchi:

That said, the panel where Anya's telling Bond that's she's had worse and better is kind of horrifying the more you think about it :cry:

We've caught glimpses of her tragic past. The terrible orphanage she was in was probably the highlight until Loid showed up.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Spy X Family is a secret prequel to Girls Und Panzer, in which tanks and the operation thereof are seen an feminine. Just girly things, picking flowers, wearing makeup, maintaining the school's reproduction Abrams.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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She's a clonus or whatever the braindamaged piss psychic was called.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I like to think there was an ordinary escape route, but also an entrance to the vents and Anya made a decision.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Mulderman posted:

I can't wait for Nightfall to try and take out Yor only to be confronted by the fact that Yor is superhuman.

Also:


She's already observed that Yor has no openings... she will tail the woman for weeks and never find one, certain she must have dropped her guard during the few hours she was unable to surveil, as she had an assignment to prevent an assasination, and failed.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Supersonic Shine posted:

Poor girl's going to be jaded as all hell by the time she sees her 7th birthday.

She's learning that ultimately, everyone's problems come from not just saying what they're thinking. And that Loid is lying to himself that he's only doing it for the mission.

And then when she's a moody teenaged just yells "Dad's not having an affair, he's a spy! Mom keeps avoiding surveillance because she's an assasin. I can read minds, Bond can see the future, and my little brother that showed up from nowhere is actually an elf from an alternate dimension! Now will you two just go on a real date and kiss, because the mental images your mutual thirst is generating is really bad for my sanity!"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Loid's training for tennis consisted of being able to hold his own against an ordinary wife and office worker who does a little yoga.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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It's an Eastern plot to take over Jump! But it was foiled by the anics of a precocious chld and her dog, who happened to be in just the right place.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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T(ennis) posing to assert dominance.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Re-reading the previous chapter, something ocurred to me. Desmond's comment that being impossible to understand strangers means people will never be truly sympathetic makes me wonder if he's involved with/providing support for Anya's experiment.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Yor's next assignment

"So, our psychic child program was destroyed a year ago, but turns out there might be a survivor after Desmond 'Our Leader' detected psychic brainwaves. Investigate this school for anything unusual..."
"Oh, my stepdaughter goes there, how convenient! No, no, she's my husband's biological dauhter, definitely not escaped from a lab. But that Becky girl has been giving my husband strange looks..."

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Given that she's visited Loid at work in a hospital, there's lots of dark possibilities for mind-reading, that the manga is likely not going to go into.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Artificer posted:

I wish I could know how fast that button needs to be going to knock someone silly like that.

Unhappy Meal posted:

Well I started to do this, but I really do not have the expertise to follow through on the outright insanity of the answer.

Assuming a 1g button, fast enough it should have obliterated his jaw, the table, and most of the bystanders. It would have been safer, and quieter to shoot him.



Depends on where it hit. Yor's pretty precise with her throws/flicks, could probably have hit a gland or artery. That'd be like a chop to the neck, get someone to pass out pretty quick.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Anything throws

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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He's Bond but bald and says 'family' instead of 'worf'.

Though Yor being contractually obligated to never lose a fight would explain a lot.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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DrakePegasus posted:

YOR FORGER KISS YOUR GODDAMN WIFE

In a twist nobody (Except Anya) was expecting, Yor decides to abandon Loid and run away with the mother and baby and join their family.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Yor sweeping her new wife off her feet...

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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And then they go on a proper honeymoon together, abandoning Anya*.

*For a week. Scruffy babysits.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Anya correctly identified that Ms Tonitrus only cared about giving out strikes, not about the legitimacy behind them.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Darth TNT posted:

Those zoned out eyes as she punches are somehow very relateable



A girl who knows exactly what she's doing, vs a man at war with his desires.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Yeah, wrestling

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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ImpAtom posted:

Loid is absolutely going to be the last one to realize he is deep in love.

Twenty years later, Anya's wedding day as he walks her down the aisle, her half-siblings with Yor applauding, Loid realises he's feeling genuine emotions.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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I'd say it's intentionally vague.

My read on it was Wellman was having all the affairs, and WISE was behind the counter-stories. One scummy guy being called decent is a small price for world peace.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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For those wondering just how Yor could lose a game, remember that the opposing team had a highly advanced human machine, and even a blade specialist...



Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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InspectorCarbonara posted:

Can't tell if I would prefer Bond to be played by an actual dog or a person in a dog costume.

Both, in the finest traditions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc-Ru9pcFwk

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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

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Smug Anya Face was such a good face it had to be balanced by glimpses of the "Loid dies" timeline.

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