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Why is every web browser a steaming pile of crap?? Slow as heck, needing to download a ton of plugins to get poo poo to work, stealing all your precious data, sounding alarms every 4 minutes etc. I just want a simple way to look at stupid stuff on the internet. Nerd goons, help me out here! And also talk about your cool browser stories itt (in this thread)!!
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:43 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 09:30 |
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shut up blegum posted:Why is every web browser a steaming pile of crap?? Firefox seems ok.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:44 |
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Me, gazing into the giant pile of dinosaur poo poo from Jurassic Park: these binoculars loving suck
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:45 |
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Bitch; do i look like i simply BROWSE the internet?
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:45 |
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purple death ray posted:Firefox seems ok. I don't know, it probably goes through your underwear drawer when you're not at home or something like that
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:48 |
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because we need all this bullshit to support the terribly bloated javascript shitpiles powering the constant barrage of advertisements that bounce and beep all over the loving place constantly
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:50 |
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Maybe stop trying to search the interwebs on a Dell from 1998, grandpa.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 12:53 |
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Heh “nutscrape” navigator
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:05 |
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Universe Master posted:Maybe stop trying to search the interwebs on a Dell from 1998, grandpa. I'm using the built-in browser in my smart TV I picked up in 2009 idiot
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:17 |
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It's because the browser is free, and that poo poo is the only way they make money OP.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:18 |
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I don't browse, I surf
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:23 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's because the browser is free, and that poo poo is the only way they make money OP. Why hasn't anyone made a browser that costs but just works? That would make more money imo
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:30 |
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shut up blegum posted:Why hasn't anyone made a browser that costs but just works? That would make more money imo This is like a prisoner offering the people who own a prison 10 bux to let them out. I mean it makes financial sense until you realise that lmao you're their property and they're using the info you generate to dominate markets, influence elections and basically take over the entire world. Now please go back to being mind-controlled by billionaires and stop questioning any of this thank you very much.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:48 |
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shut up blegum posted:Why hasn't anyone made a browser that costs but just works? That would make more money imo They did, it was called Opera and it owned
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:51 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Heh “nutscrape” navigator firecocks lol
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 13:59 |
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this is how i roll, op
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:07 |
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Every web browser sucks in one way or another so you have to find the one which sucks the least for youmobby_6kl posted:They did, it was called Opera and it owned Try out Vivaldi, it's made by the original opera crew. It's not quite the same but gets a lot of things right.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:11 |
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My secretary prints out any interesting internet for me to read over breakfast
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:11 |
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Icochet posted:My secretary prints out any interesting internet for me to read over breakfast so you're the fucker who's been spilling cornflakes all over the internet
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:15 |
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OP have you tried being less poor? A $3,500 water cooled PC runs firefox just fine.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:19 |
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Lol if you dont browse exclusively on telnet. Enjoy your auto-playing midis and your Under Construction signs, brain Einsteins.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 14:56 |
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I like vivaldi
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:05 |
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ArchNemesis posted:because we need all this bullshit to support the terribly bloated javascript shitpiles powering the constant barrage of advertisements that bounce and beep all over the loving place constantly That's part of the problem, actually: web developers constantly trying to reinvent how webpages work and browser developers are stuck having to support all of it
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:10 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's because the browser is free, and that poo poo is the only way they make money OP. It's this. Back in the 90s, you had to go to Best Buy and buy Netscape Navigator in a box with a CD-ROM in it. Then Windows included Internet Explorer for free and everyone's expected browsers to be free ever since. shut up blegum posted:Why hasn't anyone made a browser that costs but just works? That would make more money imo This will be a popular option on a forum with a registration fee, but the rest of the world expects everything on the internet to be free, and don't really care that Facebook, Google, Twitter, Reddit, etc. make their money by compiling and selling their data.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:26 |
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I did an autism shriek completely sustained between when I installed that loving wrecked version of Opera after they ruined it and when I found and installed Vivaldi I want my tabs ON THE loving BOTTOM, YOU FUCKSMELLERS
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:28 |
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charity rereg posted:A $3,500 water cooled PC runs firefox just fine. i wish
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:34 |
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shut up blegum posted:Why hasn't anyone made a browser that costs but just works? That would make more money imo ... you mean Safari?
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 15:38 |
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:this is how i roll, op Is internet information bro like a title you earn or...?
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:07 |
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Stevie Lee posted:I like vivaldi Rhadamanthus posted:I did an autism shriek completely sustained between when I installed that loving wrecked version of Opera after they ruined it and when I found and installed Vivaldi hell yeah vivaldi crew
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:11 |
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SO DEMANDING posted:hell yeah vivaldi crew SO DEMANDING posted:Every web browser sucks in one way or another so you have to find the one which sucks the least for you
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:14 |
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I like Chrome. Come st me u freaking dweebs. My toilet is ready to accept your heads for swirlies.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:26 |
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Rhadamanthus posted:
That's just weird. Vivaldi is pretty good and Opera is good for the free vpn. I used to love Firefox for the customization and extensions but it breaks every time there's an update and can never keep it's poo poo together when it comes to playing video. Chrome is pure garbage.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:55 |
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I use Netscape navigator
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 16:57 |
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Chinatown posted:I like Chrome. I feel that there is a guy in Google who is responsible for watching every single thing I do on the internet when I use Chrome. 9-5, that is all he does. His name is probably 'Bob'.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:03 |
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Chinatown posted:I like Chrome. i remember doing a phone interview with someone from google who injected the phrase "if you would remember basic high school math" into the end at some point (it was not a good interview.) i've spent literally months inside the chromium source code in the years since. it's a loving miracle it works at all. from the outside you might remember stupid glitches like "every time i play a video on youtube, two actually start playing at the same time, and when I pause the one, the duplicate keeps playing until I terminate the browser" or "every time I play a you tube video, and switch to a different tab, and switch to the previously enabled tab, the video no longer plays", but trust me weeks of my life have been wasted by glitches like the time ajax requests couldn't be initiated by the browser while the left mouse button was held down for a couple of months.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:06 |
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Hello All W. Browsers
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:07 |
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Shut up Meg posted:I feel that there is a guy in Google who is responsible for watching every single thing I do on the internet when I use Chrome. My name's not bob. Firefox, ublock origin and noscript does the trick for me op, not sure where you're browsin though.
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:07 |
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I like to browse for pornography (:
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:11 |
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serious norman posted:Hello All W. Browsers No. ... no!
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# ? Aug 10, 2019 17:12 |
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I like safari
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