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JK Fresco posted:Btw that is not just a joke. When it was introduced last year, the California bill originally called for waiters to face a maximum $1,000 fine and six months in jail for handing out straws without being asked. I'm glad California is on fire a lot
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Colonel Cancer posted:Have you tried not drinking out of a sippy cup like a child or physically infirm? scene: you drinking a shake or slushy without a straw and getting it all over your big idiot face lol
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 14:43 |
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Hed posted:The number the guy came up with for how many plastic straws used was wildly overestimated anyway. Can’t find the article right now. The general discourse is in a cool state of panic right now, which means that you can make any outrageous claim about impending doom, like "the entire clade of insects will be extinct in five seconds" and it will be widely reported, and any entomologists saying "uh I think insects won't go extinct any time soon actually, they're pretty tough and that research is a piece of poo poo" will be ignored if not outright branded heretical. I liked when someone discovered that "glass in nature doesn't decompose for tens of thousands of years ". That's because glass is basically just a transparent rock and totally inert.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:16 |
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bloom posted:hey ladies, check out my manly beard. i'm like a modern day viking
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:33 |
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what kind of grown adult uses a loving straw?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:34 |
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I really want California to announce that they are banning butt plugs, just so I can see Twitter pundits posting pictures of like 5 red ones shoved up their butthole with something like "this triggers the liberals"
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Korthal posted:I really want California to announce that they are banning butt plugs, just so I can see Twitter pundits posting pictures of like 5 red ones shoved up their butthole with something like "this triggers the liberals" Haha yeah I hope a bunch of guys shove sex toys up there butts for purely political reasons as well haha god I hope it happens soon haha jk
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 16:57 |
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Who was the right wing pundit who went nuts and started loving his rear end with a dildo on air? I know I've seen the video.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:01 |
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Schweinhund posted:Carry your own plastic straw with you at all times. Keep it tucked in your sock. Also, it should be one of these.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:39 |
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Tom Gorman posted:the best straws are the ones that came with slurpees that had the lil' spoon part on the end They do, but the little spoon kinda prevents you from getting the last bit of Slurpee out unless you want to take off the lid and spoon it out, which is what they're for I guess. It's just hard to do while you're driving or something. Personally, I get a Slurpee, and then grab one of the Big Gulp straws to I can suck my extra large jizz colored crushed ice and virgin pinia colada flavored suryp concoction to completion, like a repectable grown up.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:44 |
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what's wrong with those straws made out of corn or potato starch? just too expensive for businesses to buy?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:48 |
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Jay_Zombie posted:They do, but the little spoon kinda prevents you from getting the last bit of Slurpee out unless you want to take off the lid and spoon it out, which is what they're for I guess. It's just hard to do while you're driving or something. you turn the straw upside down for the last bit you friggin buffoon
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:48 |
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The Walrus posted:you turn the straw upside down for the last bit you friggin buffoon You just rocked my world.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:50 |
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anytime bb :*
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:51 |
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Big Beef City posted:"Heh. STRAWS. Like I EVER would" I say to the homeless man I'm squatting next to outside the illegal coffee roaster/taqueria.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:58 |
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Big Beef City posted:"Heh. STRAWS. Like I EVER would" I say to the homeless man I'm squatting next to outside the illegal coffee roaster/taqueria. magic cactus fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 13, 2019 |
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IMPORTANT UPDATE: had another cardboard straw drink and cardboard is still a terrible straw material. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk namaste
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 21:51 |
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magic cactus posted:IMPORTANT UPDATE: had another cardboard straw drink and cardboard is still a terrible straw material. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk namaste Just get the penis crazy straw already man
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 21:55 |
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Is there any way we could make straws out of orphans? I mean, we've got plenty of orphans...
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 22:17 |
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Literally A Person posted:Is there any way we could make straws out of orphans? I mean, we've got plenty of orphans... orphans are way too dangerous to attempt something so risky we would never win
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 22:19 |
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They should make the plastic straws out of PLA the same plastic they use in cheap 3D printers. That stuff is made from corn and is fully biodegradable.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 22:32 |
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MustardFacial posted:They should make the plastic straws out of PLA the same plastic they use in cheap 3D printers. That stuff is made from corn and is fully biodegradable. What about a corn cob with a hole drilled down the center?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 23:12 |
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Literally A Person posted:What about a corn cob with a hole drilled down the center? Why does it always come back to drilling cornholes?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 23:51 |
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Smackdillion posted:what kind of grown adult uses a loving straw? literally everyone who purchases a beverage "to go"
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:07 |
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bloom posted:hey ladies, check out my manly beard. i'm like a modern day viking lmao
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:11 |
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Oh no my mooooouthfeeeeeellllllll
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:49 |
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Pick posted:Oh no my mooooouthfeeeeeellllllll You jest now but how will you feel when our grandchildren's grandchildren have no mouthfeel at all. Like they have forgotten what being human is.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:51 |
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why don't they make straws out of straw
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:55 |
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it's pronounced strarw
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:55 |
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Literally A Person posted:You jest now but how will you feel when our grandchildren's grandchildren have no mouthfeel at all. Like they have forgotten what being human is. Some say we are at peak mouthfeel
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 00:56 |
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Just get rid of single use everything, if we can do it with grocery bags and straws then why stop there.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 01:51 |
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Literally A Person posted:You jest now but how will you feel when our grandchildren's grandchildren have no mouthfeel at all. Like they have forgotten what being human is. Long ago, before Nutrient Slurry, our race ate of the seed-bearing crops and the flesh of animals.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 01:51 |
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Rutibex posted:why don't they make straws out of straw They did, once. You wanted to drink out of a tube you'd just pick a plant with a nice hollow stem and go for it. Then some rear end in a top hat came along and hosed everything up
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:31 |
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Kazak posted:Just get rid of single use everything, if we can do it with grocery bags and straws then why stop there. I don’t want to reuse condoms. It’d be a lot of work.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:41 |
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Burt Sexual posted:I don’t want to reuse condoms. It’d be a lot of work. Use a metal condom like the pros.
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:44 |
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just gently caress bareback the way god intended
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:46 |
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use plastic bags making them two use items
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:47 |
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Kazak posted:Just get rid of single use everything, if we can do it with grocery bags and straws then why stop there. Feel free to re-use my estrogen needles. E: I've got a sharps container of them that I haven't disposed of yet what's your addy?
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# ? Aug 14, 2019 02:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb860qZ40H4
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appropriatemetaphor posted:I thought only little kid used straws anyway. Like jorts and console game it's just something you grow out of Straws are like ketchup. If you have 2 digits in your age, you’re too old.
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