surely we can get better, crazier flat earthers who won't pussy out nowadays?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 10:50 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:36 |
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I was hoping for a magnificent death last time, but I know he will just disappoint me yet again.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 12:38 |
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This absolute loving idiot. The. Earth. Is. A. Square.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 12:46 |
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Why doesn't this moron use his rocket making ability for something good, like sniffing out the pedophile cabal that's in charge of the world? Edit Nefarious 2.0 posted:the earth is round like a pizza
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 12:51 |
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font color sea posted:I'm always surpised to hear this old bastard is still alive. He must have luck x100 the trick is to never actually use the crude aircraft he makes and publicizes.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 12:58 |
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Anything which puts a flerfer in genuine danger of suicide by stupidity is A-OK with me.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 13:12 |
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font color sea posted:I'm always surpised to hear this old bastard is still alive. He must have luck x100 What makes you think he needs luck? He never actually attempts what he says he will, that's not luck.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:27 |
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it's pretty funny that he got sponsors again after the last time he tried this grift.
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 16:33 |
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mike hughes is problematic because he gives a platform to rockoons who will reach the moon for real for the first time themselves and liberate our cosmic souls from big lying nasa
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 17:35 |
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If the Earth is round why doesn't this marble roll off my desk?
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:45 |
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The true mind-gently caress is not that the Earth is round but that the universe itself is a non-Euclidian hypersphere
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:41 |
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a hot gujju bhabhi posted:What makes you think he needs luck? He never actually attempts what he says he will, that's not luck. lucky that people still report on his dumb bullshit
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:51 |
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Today is the big day and there is no info about the launch anywhere that I can find. Perhaps they're waiting for nightfall so the explosions will look cooler. Did Mad "Furiosa" Mike fly too close to the sun (which is only about 50,000 ft from sea level) and get shut down by the globalist pedophilia cabal? Is he nervously dry heaving into a Royal Farms bathroom sink as he wrestles with the realization that his rocket pod held together by Orkish WAAGHH may actually be a steam powered coffin? I'm ready to Rockoon' Roll
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# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:40 |
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QuarkJets posted:lucky that people still report on his dumb bullshit Okay you've definitely got me there, well said
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 01:53 |
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So is this rocket going to be flat too or what's the plan?
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 02:02 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:So is this rocket going to be flat too or what's the plan? plans are scientific, and we don't believe in that poo poo
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 02:07 |
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I'm not a scientist, but not using science to make a rocket sounds like a transparent suicide attempt!
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 02:14 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:So is this rocket going to be flat too or what's the plan? The plans are flat
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 02:42 |
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gently caress you Mike You piece of poo poo You absolute moron
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 03:57 |
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He does things and goes outside and by gawd do I hate him
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 04:56 |
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The world is controlled by mole people who live underneath Earth’s disk. Watch Mad Mike start a loving war.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:07 |
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if the earth was round wed always be going uphill
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:08 |
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Pretty sure the earth is cubic I dont know why people are still debating this...
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:10 |
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Labes for days posted:I was hoping for a magnificent death last time, but I know he will just disappoint me yet again. The genuinely beautiful thing about Mad Mike is that he not only disappoints his detractors, he disappoints his true believers as well. The one universal truth that everyone can agree on is that Mad Mike never fuckin' delivers. Play posted:if the earth was round wed always be going uphill I'm Australian and it's the opposite here so we're always going downhill. That's why we have that accent.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 10:21 |
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LOL he's already postponed his takeoff https://twitter.com/MatthewNadu/status/1160714893168918528 gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's pretty funny that he got sponsors again after the last time he tried this grift. Their business slogan just happened to line up with this enterprise really well.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 10:37 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:LOL he's already postponed his takeoff Carbon-dating his charred remains hundreds of years from now IS science, though.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 11:52 |
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Fun fact discussion of rockoons is banned in the spaceflight forum because there's no real proof that rockoons actually are useful or good. So of course this brain genius wants to build a rockoon
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 11:59 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Today is the big day and there is no info about the launch anywhere that I can find. Mad Mike really fuckin' sucks at self promotion which is just crazy bizarre since his aim is to become as famous as possible in order to get funding for his rockoon stunt so he can fly high enough to see whether the Earth is flat or not. I seem to recall that in the past he's even tried to keep the launch location a semi-secret so he didn't get too many people hanging around watching. I think that might have been because the start-up TV station that was funding him was running a PPV and he didn't want randoms people filming it and putting it on Twitter (someone put the PPV on Twitter anyway, like, immediately) because having people talk about you doesn't help you get famous because ...... ??? Edit: he didn't even put any photos on social media of the new rocket being built to build up interest before the launch as far as I can see Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Aug 12, 2019 |
# ? Aug 12, 2019 12:42 |
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Play posted:if the earth was round wed always be going uphill that or my inexorable physical decline due to alcoholism and overeating would explain a lot
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 13:22 |
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IN THIS CORNER: Rude, crude and full of 'tude, weighing 16 tons and owin' nothin' to the company store, gents, clear an orderly queue through the horizon for the sassiest, brassiest, rocket-flvin' and science-debunkin' funster to front since Oscar Wilde. He's got more government exposures and flight schedules than taking it to Star Citizen. Mad - or just sad; only he knows for sure. Holler it up, Flat Earthers, cause there ain't nothin' flat 'bout your champion....."MAD" "MIKE HUGHESSSSSSS!
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 13:59 |
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The Earth isn’t flat, but the surface of this dude’s brain sure is.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 14:12 |
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Preechr posted:The Earth isn’t flat, but the surface of this dude’s brain sure is.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 14:47 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:this is not a thread for globalists shills, this thread is for showing some support for 'our guy' Mad 'Fury Road' Mike Hughes in his crusade tomorrow against spherical tyranny Sphyranny
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 16:21 |
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I don't care if he's an idiot. A rocket balloon sounds cool as gently caress. Shine on, brother. Oh. After reading this thread it seems that he just pockets the money. Well, fleecing flat-earthers is still cool. But I do hope he launches himself.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 18:10 |
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nasa's been fleecing ball earthers for decades
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 20:08 |
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who the hell is john chicken?
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 20:47 |
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Mike, my dude, take a risk and ride high.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 21:03 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Carbon-dating his charred remains hundreds of years from now IS science, though. Wait, is that what the "dating app" is for?
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 21:10 |
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'Mad' Flat-Earther's Steam Rocket Launch Grounded by Bad Water Heater Bought on Craigslist https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/craigslist-water-heater-mad-rocket-launch.html I can't believe this. Those globalists would sink so low as to sabotage a lovely water heater sitting in some redneck's back yard.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:45 |
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JK Fresco posted:NASA GO TO HELL, MOON MAN.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:28 |