Call of Doody

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Macnult

always remember that switching to your number 2 is faster than reloading

# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:34

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# ? May 4, 2024 04:40

nut

spends decades studying the fart of war to cinch a win on the battlefield using the double flank pinch the loaf technique

# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

Macnult posted:

always remember that switching to your number 2 is faster than reloading

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:48

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

always remember that switching to your number 2 is faster than reloading

# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:14

BRB pooping

I hear the Call of Doody

# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:40

Heather Papps: hello friend

BRB pooping posted:

I hear the Call of Doody

the song of battle never ends. like a man, with a poor guy flora and intestinal disease, it ebbs and flows, but never st[p]oops.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:52

Escape From Noise

BRB pooping posted:

I hear the Call of Doody

Thank u 4 ur service (station)

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:15

Macnult

the fart of war by sun poo

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:26

nut

Dropping the Little Boys off at the pool

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

bee eater posted:

Dropping the Little Boys off at the pool

D Day

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:28

Macnult

bee eater posted:

Dropping the Little Boys off at the pool

Heather Papps posted:

D Day

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:30

Escape From Noise

Had too much beef. It's The Battle of Midway in my bathroom atm.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 18:35

Korean Boomhauer

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Other notable decks: the fart deck, the peepee deck and the butt deck.

the upper deck

# ? Aug 17, 2019 07:52

Escape From Noise

Taking a poop off the poop deck as I read the Wikipedia article on it.

"The name originates from the French word for stern, la poupe, from Latin puppis. Thus the poop deck is technically a stern deck, which in sailing ships was usually elevated as the roof of the stern or "after" cabin, also known as the "poop cabin". "

The color drains from my face as I realize my mistake. I am trying to will myself to evacuate my bowels more quickly as I hear footsteps approaching. I just manage to pull my pants up as the captain rounds the corner.

I see what I assume is a look of both disapproval and defeat as I scamper away.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 08:25

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Taking a poop off the poop deck as I read the Wikipedia article on it.

"The name originates from the French word for stern, la poupe, from Latin puppis. Thus the poop deck is technically a stern deck, which in sailing ships was usually elevated as the roof of the stern or "after" cabin, also known as the "poop cabin". "

The color drains from my face as I realize my mistake. I am trying to will myself to evacuate my bowels more quickly as I hear footsteps approaching. I just manage to pull my pants up as the captain rounds the corner.

I see what I assume is a look of both disapproval and defeat as I scamper away.

lol

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