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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

He's bad.

Hell yeah, gently caress that rear end in a top hat

# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 00:58

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Posting to say gently caress TOM BRADY

# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 19:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

FOR THE RECORD I COUNTED THAT BITCH OUT

Same, but I did it pages ago,

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 00:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

You haven’t lived until you’ve rooted for Hitler at a Rally where you don’t care about either Party. You can yell “Heil Hitler” or “Mein Kampf” or “that’s my Chancellor ” or “it’s over, it’s over, (wherever Hitler is currently speaking) is a city of champions once again”

# ¿ Sep 23, 2022 16:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

i hope his kids disown him and he kills himself like that dude who was a patriots reciever

wait they both played together? NO WAY

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 22:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I cannot confirm or deny that Tum Brody may have reported a post or seven

Was it mine? I was worried I'd gone too far, but then there was the chinatown post, and was like, "phew. I'm in the clear."

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 02:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Worf posted:

gronk, deflate that mans balls

With he mouth

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 16:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sorry, I know that's rude.
But Gronks USAA commercials have been so loving annoying.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 16:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Lmao who is the dog

His Lil bitch gronk

# ¿ Oct 8, 2022 03:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol

# ¿ Oct 8, 2022 16:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MarcusSA posted:

He’s old OP.

Hth

Then his bitch-rear end needs to retire.

That was a fair sack.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2022 02:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Tom "Bill-Dozer" Br*dy

# ¿ Oct 14, 2022 14:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MrQwerty posted:

brb gonna stomp around and scream in my o-line's faces real quick

Tom?

# ¿ Oct 16, 2022 21:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

Dude lookin rough

like should be asking me for change outside the dollar general rough

Meth Brady

# ¿ Oct 19, 2022 15:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MrQwerty posted:

because he is having a very bad midlife crisis on live TV

# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 18:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Rip to another couple of Surface tablets

# ¿ Oct 23, 2022 18:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Worf posted:

You sound kinda jealous he was married to begin with

But then again even divorcing a woman would be more action than you get lol

shut the gently caress up you tom br*dy rear end alt, the last time you got any action was when your son was nine

# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 19:50

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Oh HELLLLLL yes

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 14:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Wow.
So, clearly Bill Bellycheck was the brains of the operation, huh?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 23:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

This warms my heart

# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 22:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i hope he never retires and I get to see him die on the field

# ¿ Nov 27, 2022 23:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Yes. By me. I hosed tom brady and we're in love

Reported

# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 13:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

watch this old bitch cause 3 turnovers lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2AkiXH4HTA

Just lol

# ¿ Dec 19, 2022 02:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

EAT poo poo TONK BRAINY

# ¿ Dec 26, 2022 04:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/people/status/1608928950306177025?s=20

Thomb Raidy, using his kid to really nail down his his Call Me by Your Name favorite scenes is deffo a :stare:

moment for me.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 16:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Are they going to the playoffs?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2023 23:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

UrAClassAct posted:

another season, another division title for Touchdown Tom. a couple more wins and he's back in the superbowl much to the dismay of the losers and haters that keep counting him out

Mods, put this poster's head on the chopping block, owning the results of the playoffs. Tia.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 03:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lawl

# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 19:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

gently caress TOM BRADY

# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 04:58

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Big Beef City posted:

His son is in school at this time of year

Hahahahahaha, you piece of poo poo, hahaa
Lol

# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 05:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Don't you put that evil on us

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 18:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Dr. Fraiser Chain posted:

Can he even run? I thought he was just a throwy-arm guy

Ahhhhh. Thats the good stuff.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 18:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ah, the ol' Michael Jordan play

# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 19:38

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

And toms kids started calling jimmy g dad

I think Tom would be OK with it, as long as his kids still call him "Daddy"

# ¿ Jan 29, 2023 20:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

imgbb is not working right now but imagine i just posted an absolutely HILARIOUS meme I just made of the drake disapprove/approve meme and the thing he is disapproving of is his supermodel exwife gisele bundchen but the thing that he IS approving is a broken surface tablet showing the Buc's 2022 season record of 8-9

I'm imaging it. Haha, thank you nooner, lamow, this is good poo poo

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 15:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Doctor Butts posted:

Wow I never heard the guy really talk.

He's got like no charisma at all.

I got recommended an snl clip with him in it yesterday.
It was from like... idk a decade ago?

And it sucked rear end.

For lots of reasons.
But God drat, he has no charisma is spot on

# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 21:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MrQwerty posted:

lol if your idea of winning in life is dating someone in their 20s in your mid-to-late 40's

Yah

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 06:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Tom brady rules

Reported

# ¿ May 30, 2023 23:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chinatown posted:

hes a straight fuckin bitchmade bitch boy

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 04:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MakaVillian posted:

gently caress T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 21:40

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