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It is spelled Tom Brady, OP.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 18:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:15 |
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He was the 199th overall selection.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 18:59 |
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Tom Br*dy inject stem cell from babbys in he own butt
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 04:56 |
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He's the "GOAT, man" Goat man Goat Man Tom Brady is the goatman Q
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 06:58 |
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Has anyone considered not loving T*m Br*ady? If he can be not-hosed we could be spared the reality of a Jeohn Br*dy, Kohn Br*dy, Rohn Br*dy or a Thom Br*dy, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a four nothing ballgame. I don't know if I'm gonna be putting this headset on again.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 03:26 |
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Confucius say "man who have hair from he butt transplanted to he head, real butthead."
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 05:12 |
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There is an American football game being played where the team must advance the ball the balance of 100 yards minus what was afforded them by a turnover or a change of possession by their opposition.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 03:55 |
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He's mega doodoo.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 20:39 |
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T*m Br*dy literally grabbed my sack. I passed him on the Riverwalk and said "Hey T*m," kept walking and he came running back and grabbed my sack of salted cashews.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 04:46 |
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H*'s a drat thug that needs to be held accountable for his sack snatch and grabs.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2021 04:53 |
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Someone should lock T*m in the back of a dump truck!
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 18:19 |
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I think T*m should stop tongue kissing kids and being friends with Josh Duggar and that Jared guy.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 04:15 |
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And he also needs to stop breaking my windows out at night to suck off my dogs! Every night he breaks a window, sucks off my dog and spits the dog cum on the range or counter. I've got the Ring footage clearly showing T*m Br*dy but the cops keep saying "no, no, that isn't T*m Br*dy, but we'll investigate."
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 04:26 |
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T*m Br*dy? More like T*m TRADE-ME because I'm a garbage piece of poo poo who can't even do a touchdown!
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2021 00:32 |
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I was taking a nap when my house started shaking, I looked out the window and saw a helicopter landing on the street in front of my house. A bunch of men in suits with guns drawn kicked in my front door and T*m Br*dy, still in uniform followed. He looked at me angrily and shouted "there's nothing you can do to stop this, so don't try" and then he sucked my dog off again. I'll send him a bill for the door but T*m Br*dy needs to stop showing up unannounced and sucking off my dog!
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 05:21 |
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GOD DAMNIT. T*m Br*dy just used a lever so he could sneak in through the garage and suck my dog off AGAIN! I've applied for multiple restraining orders but he keeps sucking my dog off. What the gently caress Th*mas??????
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2022 07:44 |
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I was on my back porch earlier while my dog ran around the yard and sniffed stuff and peed on things like he usually does, and T*m Br*ady, in full Joker makeup, jumped over the fence and sucked the dog off again! I thought the guy would have practice, or at least film review or something today.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 01:15 |
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I like the fact that my dog can go out in the yard as he pleases and doesn't have to bark or whine at me to get my attention when he wants to go outside, but I think I'm going to need to seal up the dog door. There was a ruckus in the back yard this morning that woke me up, so I went to go check it out. There he was again, T*m, sucking off my dog! This time he was wearing WWF tag team legends Legion of Doom gear. I went inside to grab a broom to scare T*m off, but by the time I did he was already at the driveway gate, he frothed some dog cum out of his mouth and hissed at me. He was at least kind enough to close the gate but he ran and jumped the back seat of a Cadillac Escalade that sped off.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2022 17:27 |
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T*m Br*dy can SUCK A gently caress!
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 16:04 |
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T*m Br*dy and R*ger G**dell conspired to pay off the Rams so T*m can win another Super Bowl.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 00:11 |
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T*m Br*dy knows his son is getting older so he had to step out of the limelight so he can continue to give him kissy kisses on his lips.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 17:51 |
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I didn't know he had a pilots license, but T*m Br*dy landed a small helicopter in my yard and sucked my dog off again! If you're reading this, T*m, STOP SUCKING MY DOG OFF, I WILL PRESS CHARGES!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 00:14 |
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I just got a series of notifications from my security system. T*m landed his drat chopper in the front yard then ran and jumped the fence. That's the last I saw of him since I don't have cameras in the back yard, but I'm stuck at work knowing that this rear end in a top hat is probably back there sucking my dog off again!
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 20:54 |
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Go find another dog to suck off, T*m! Franco is loving thirteen years old he is too old for this crap!
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2022 20:57 |
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The negotiations must have been pretty spirited and taken quite a bit of time because T*m hasn't helicoptered in to suck off my dogs in weeks. That or he's still been doing it, just while I'm at work or grocery or whatever.
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# ¿ May 10, 2022 19:14 |
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I hope T*m misses a snap tonight and it doinks him directly in the nuts and he has to have emergency testicle surgery and the doctor misunderstands the instructions and replaces T*m Br*dy's balls with a big saggy nutsack from a camel or giraffe!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 01:56 |
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Hell he's probably hosed some Saints!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 05:10 |
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And hosed by a bunch of giants lol
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2022 05:11 |
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https://twitter.com/sharpfootball/status/1579200244537266176?s=46&t=fx6MYRI-iMw15piRQQNMtA lmao roughing the passer
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 21:19 |
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https://twitter.com/lebatardshow/status/1552136617548185600?s=46&t=XnwUpuNlucdye1AanzOA2g
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2022 04:48 |
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SalTheBard posted:I wanted to just to see how bad it was. I think it was a better show concept when T*m looked like he was retiring Now he just looks like poo poo!!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 13:29 |
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The trolley problem with T*m Br*dy but it’s one person running him over with a giant ACME steam roller
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 01:39 |
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Damnit I just know that means he’ll soon be back to terrorize my dog again! Poor Roscoe is too old for this poo poo T*m!!!!
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 23:42 |
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Turnover T*m
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 03:24 |
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Turnover T*m strikes again!
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2022 00:32 |
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Tampa Fail Junkaneers
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2023 00:58 |
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I’m ready to count his rear end out!
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2023 23:59 |
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Touchdown T*m keeps throwing the ball into the ground instead of his receiver’s hands ???
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 04:18 |
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What time does T*mpa T*m play today
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 18:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:15 |
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Oh, right lol
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 18:54 |