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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

roarpower posted:

The Tuck rule is bullshit and Tom Brady would be a mediocre quarterback without his cheating coach
There! I said it!

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 21:10

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 17:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

is pepsi ok posted:

Imagine being fortunate enough to be alive at the same time as the greatest football player of all time and instead of appreciating it you're just mad all the time and you have to make up conspiracy theories to justify your feelings. Goons have always preferred to be miserable I guess.

You're right, being alive to bask in the wonder that is Jerry Rice is pretty special

# ¿ Aug 24, 2019 00:21

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

https://twitter.com/SportsbyBrooks/status/1186610464236568576

Tom Br*dy is leaving the Patriots because they are stupid and I hate them

# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 23:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gently caress TOM BR*DY BABY

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 05:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I think we can permanently count out touchdown T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 06:40

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Another Bill posted:

more like Tomb Ready

# ¿ Dec 3, 2019 03:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

gently caress the Seahawks

Also gently caress T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Dec 4, 2019 23:52

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Fluffy Bumps posted:

Tom Brady number one loser.

The real GOAT, Joe Montana, never lost a Super Bowl

# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 00:20

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tom Br*dy is washed. It might be time for Belichick to take him behind the barn and put him out of his misery.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 21:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

bradzilla posted:

Touchdown Tom has to play in the wild card round, lmao

And will lose at home to the Tennessee Titans

# ¿ Dec 31, 2019 02:35

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

big nipples big life posted:

Hey, guess who isn't playing football this weekend.

T*m fuckin' Br*dy!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 21:09

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

fartknocker posted:

Y�all wanna hear something beautiful and amazing that will make your day just a little bit better?

Tom Brady was beaten by the Titans on January 4, 2020 and his final pass was an interception returned for a touchdown.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 21:45

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Groovelord Neato posted:

Tom Brady has more Super Bowl rings than any other player in NFL history.

Yeah thanks to having one of the greatest defensive coaches in NFL history.

who also cheats

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 05:10

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

sticksy posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B94v-7phmOp/?igshid=1ltd3i8k2ea1m

His SHUT UP as he threw it out the door killed me

Imagine hitching your wagon to Jameis Winston like this :lol:

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 23:08

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

big nipples big life posted:

gently caress tom br*dy whether they play football or not

# ¿ Aug 21, 2020 00:53

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

fartknocker posted:

Tom Br*dy did 9/11

Thanks Obummer for not killing the real mastermind behind September 11.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 17:31

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

big nipples big life posted:

Tampa t*m throwing a pick six is just as satisfying in a bucs uni

# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 01:12

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

thatguy posted:

gently caress Tom Br*dy just seems kinda crass and a strong reaction when I think it should appropriately be gently caress Tom Br*dy but also feel pity for the chap because God bless him he's a terrible QB now and I liked him better when he was sinking the patriots by being still there

No mercy for T*m "kiddy kissing" Br*dy

# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 01:47

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

1redflag posted:

I wonder how Gisele is doing in the shithole that is Tampa Bay

She deserves whatever she get for marrying a MAGA chud, cheating football player :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 21:01

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Big Beef City posted:

lol

Fuckin washed :lol:

# ¿ Sep 25, 2020 21:42

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

big nipples big life posted:

going to continue counting out turnover t*m

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 21:14

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Laslow posted:

Touchdown Tom vs. Big Dick Nick rematch in five.

Even with the biggest of dicks, will the rest of the Bears roster leave it limp? It�s the Bears, so probably.

The only one that's going to be limp is T*m Br*dy because there's no kids to kiss on the field

# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 01:32

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Tom Brady has dementia.

You hate to see it....... NOT

# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 04:43

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Laslow posted:

New state of the art suspension system in Gronk�s skull for his brain is working great so far.

GBS started counting out Touchdown Tom which resulted in the Bucs obliterating two of the best teams in the NFL back to back. By now it seems like you�ll never learn.

Now it�s time to tune in on the Basebucs(and immediately tune out bc baseball is boring af)in the World Series and see if they can collect and infect the historic Big Baseball Trophy.

Stop posting here T*m Br*dy :mad:

# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 02:30

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Chinatown posted:

bitch got bailed out by the refs again wow no way

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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 22:38

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

First Trump now Brady. This is a good week.

Brady got his dark magic from Trump, now Brady has aged 50 years.

gently caress T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Nov 9, 2020 05:18

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mozi posted:

you monster. just because he's won six or seven or even eight super bowls doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 03:15

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Schweinhund posted:

Throws Badly

# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 23:20

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

I have a stronger arm than T*m Br*dy

# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 23:23

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

hoep u didnt count out tuchdown tom

I always do

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 05:56

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Code Jockey posted:

tom brady jr you are too young to be on SA

Also stop letting your dad open mouth kiss you

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 18:21

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

big nipples big life posted:

well if Jameis Winston wasn't out there then there was no one else to throw a TD pass to his son.

Drew had to get T*m to throw the pass because if Drew threw it would've been intercepted by a Bucs defender

coronavirus posted:

I wonder if the anti-tom brady people were more annoying or less than the anti-MJ fans during the late 90s.

MJ was hosed up but cool. T*m is hosed up and awful. Also T*m Br*dy isn't the NFL GOAT, MJ was/is the NBA GOAT.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 01:07

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Big Beef City posted:

Despite Tom Bort sucking for all eternity and being the embodiment of Satan,

... You gotta be making GBS threads me to say he's not the goat. C'mon.

The greatest player of all time is Jerry Rice sorry. T*m is probably the greatest QB of all time though

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 02:09

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

touchdown tom is the michael jordan of kissing small boys on the mouth and you dont have to like him to appreciate how good he is at it

Now this I can agree with

# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 20:40

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mister Fister posted:

Hey Brady haters, kiss the rings bitch

I think Tom gets enough kisses from his child

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 22:32

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yea, that tends to happen if you get pulled back. lol.

There was no way he would've caught that ball even with a free run.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 01:33

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mozi posted:

never count down touchout tom's defence

Agreed

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 01:34

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

After the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes will teabag T*m Br*dy at midfield, asserting his dominance for all time.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 05:34

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

T*m Br*dy is the luckiest boy kissing sob in the NFL

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 04:58

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 17:24

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Chinatown posted:

hes a really dumb babby idiot fuckface

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 20:03

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