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You know, your first time shaving, while making you feel like an adult for the very first time because you’re finally removing that wispy mustache and pube beard from your face that made you think you looked older than you actually were (and because shaving is an adult thing to do), isn’t really the key to feeling like an adult for the very first time. No, it’s when you have to shave and/or trim your ears, unibrow, and nose hair that you have truly become an adult. I have to shave my ears regularly or else I look like the werewolves from “The Howling” 
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Aug 30, 2019 14:06
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I've always had very strong facial hair and it's always sucked rear end because I've never wanted a beard. It's just 100% pure hassle
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Aug 30, 2019 14:07
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I didn't feel like an adult until the first time I went to orgy night at the good swingers club in town (the bad one is all boomers and one guy who furiously beats off in the play room and I think it got bought out by a biker gang recently) and got 5 phone numbers out of it, however my wife got a fully-waxed stalker so I guess it didn't really work out all that great for both of us but whatever my meat-log had a fan club
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Aug 30, 2019 18:39
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Truthfully, I didn't feel like an adult until I satisfied 5 women in the same night either.
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Aug 30, 2019 23:29
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I have never and will never feel like an adult. I asked my dad (in his 60’s) the question posed in the thread title and he admitted he feels exactly the same way. The conversation was getting kind of dark, so I started talking about Star Trek, because we’re both autistic. Watched The Inner Light afterwards, cried as much as I always do. This just means you're still mentally a child. You're like Peter Pan! 
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Aug 30, 2019 23:33
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Another Bill posted:Truthfully, I didn't feel like an adult until I satisfied 5 women in the same night either. What, you served them a burger at Arbys drive thru?
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Aug 30, 2019 23:39
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I have never and will never feel like an adult. I asked my dad (in his 60’s) the question posed in the thread title and he admitted he feels exactly the same way. The conversation was getting kind of dark, so I started talking about Star Trek, because we’re both autistic. Watched The Inner Light afterwards, cried as much as I always do. Yeah I see where you're coming from. If anything I despise the adult world, even if I'm technically one myself. I never would want to try to live up to "being an adult" because generally that's a combination of becoming an enthusiastic participant and parasite in our economic system, following all social guidelines and strictures because you're worried about what others think, and just generally being a buzzkill wet blanket that only cares about stupid poo poo and has completely lost the magic of childhood
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Aug 30, 2019 23:53
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When Toys R Us went bankrupt.
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Aug 31, 2019 00:12
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The first time I bought diapers, after my daughter was born, when I was 17. And I realized just how much diapers cost. And had a complete panic/breakdown realizing how hard life was going to be.
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Aug 31, 2019 00:19
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When I saw an XFL game
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Aug 31, 2019 00:42
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19 and a new Marine. Nearly every other private around me was either married, a felon, or had trashed credit. I never thought myself as a person with his poo poo together at that point, but compared to them, I kept my poo poo extremely together. Getting a paycheck to travel the world as a single man with no debt in your early 20's is a hell of an amazing thing. Post-Desert Storm and pre-911, of course. Since then it's been all WAR WAR WAR.
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Aug 31, 2019 02:27
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Play posted:Yeah I see where you're coming from. If anything I despise the adult world, even if I'm technically one myself. I never would want to try to live up to "being an adult" because generally that's a combination of becoming an enthusiastic participant and parasite in our economic system, following all social guidelines and strictures because you're worried about what others think, and just generally being a buzzkill wet blanket that only cares about stupid poo poo and has completely lost the magic of childhood 
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Aug 31, 2019 02:33
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GORDON posted:19 and a new Marine. Nearly every other private around me was either married, a felon, or had trashed credit. I never thought myself as a person with his poo poo together at that point, but compared to them, I kept my poo poo extremely together.  . ofc i wasn't eligible for another several years but by 9/11 i had figured out military was trashthen again I had a lot of really loving stupid ideas like I thought it'd be cool to work towards a captain position on freighter ships because i loved sea life and boats and sailing around with my crew to different ports would have been fun.
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Aug 31, 2019 02:40
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Hosting Christmas for what is left of the family.
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Aug 31, 2019 03:58
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when i shot a man just to watch him die
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Aug 31, 2019 04:28
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The second time they used NARCAN on me
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Aug 31, 2019 04:29
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The first time was still full of child like wonder, you see
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Aug 31, 2019 04:29
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Spending an assload of money on top soil and manure for a vegetable garden in our yard. The thought that I was literally buying dirt and cow poo poo was like an eye-opening reminder that yup, I’m a loving adult now and it’s pretty lame.
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Aug 31, 2019 15:52
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i've always felt like an adult yet i have always maintained my youth
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Aug 31, 2019 17:13
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Probably having a kid. Close second, renting a car. At the other end of the spectrum, I looked at a fast food receipt recently and saw I was given a senior discount. I can pass for 55? Sweet!
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Oct 1, 2019 01:13
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AKA Pseudonym posted:About every five years I think to myself "This is what it feels like to be an adult" I'm 42 now so I suppose I'll just keep doing that until I die. Same, except I'm five years older than you so I guess I'm one cycle ahead.
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