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I mentioned this in the Boomer thread in GBS as one of the movies you're Evangelical boomer parents probably have for when their grandkids come over. The Buttercream Gang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chmfOI6sTMo Cinema Snob did an episode about it and i watched it because it couldn't be that bad. It's basically "White Rural Christian Conservative persons worse nightmares the movie". The Buttcream gang, a group of tween boys who do good deeds in their super white town and solve problems like cats out of trees and old ladies across the street, is facing a problem, their leader has to move to the CITY. OH NO! So their leader annotates one of the other kids as the new leader and goes off to live in Sodom and Gamora. Things are pretty white for a while in the town, but then the former leader returns but because he lived in the City, he had to interact with non whites and joined a GANG. Hes now wearing Khakis and a flannel shirt! Oh no! So what does he do? He starts his own gang in the Town, but through friendship and sicking sweet moralizing, he's brought around. It's like so wholesome and boring, i cannot imagine any child actually enjoying it. And as I said, it mostly exists to feed into Evangelicals fears about cities and ethnic people. Another good one is Last Ounce of Courage, which somehow makes the first two Gods Not Dead movies look sane and reasonable. It's about a super cool mayor of some lovely small town rides around on a Harley with a full sized American flag hanging from it, or drives a classic ford pickup with a full sized American flag hanging from it. But apparently America is now an atheist hellhole and any kind of Christianity is illegal. The Mayor wants to put up a giant 10 Commandments up but the GOVERNMENT (as this is an Obama era film, so everyone in Government we see is Black) say's he can't. He might find the courage to defy the Government who doesn't want Christianity shoved it peoples faces. It's a shallow film with little message than standard Christian Persecution mythology to it. Jestery posted:What the gently caress.was "The Snowman" Mister Goon, you could have understood the movie, i gave you all the clues. Yea that's about all i understood about the movie too.
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Gort posted:I choose to believe this was intentional No, but it really does sound like gay porn. The Buttercream Gang XI : All Twink Boat Orgy
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I remember at the time there were book readers going "no in the book the cavemen were highlanders, it was way better" as if putting them in kilts would have made then going Hup hup cake! and learning how to fly harriers in about a day better than the pilots in the past did better or at least make more sense. It also falls into that thing that ancient alien theorists always talk about how aliens came to earth for gold, because gold is valuable everywhere right?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Funny thing is that Cowboys and Aliens has the same premise. In Cowboys and Aliens Harrison Ford goes "What are they going to do, buy something?" when he's told about their plan. But yea it being a Scientology text explains a lot. The villains are Psyklos, which is meant to be Psychologists, because El Ron hated them. Also has an slave Alien Race the Chinkos, because El Ron hated Asian people.
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Uncle Lloyd posted:Dredging up this thread to say that I’m watching Eragon right now, and wow, this is really really bad. When I found out the writer of the books it was based on was a kid and the son of a publisher, that explained everything.
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Due to an indecent at my work, I found out one of our less coherrant customers used to be an model and actor. She had been in Playboy and Howard Stern. Though the thing that is relevant to this thread is the movie she was on Cannibal Rollerbabes https://youtu.be/m9z3eCQt8QQ Probably one of the worst movies ever made, this canucksploitation was made in 1997 and somehow looks like it was made 20 years earlier. Also with a name like Cannibal Rollerbabes you'd think it had lots of blood and boobs in it and has neither. Well, at least on the level the name suggests.
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wesleywillis posted:Well I watched Jaws 3 (D!!!) last night. Even though this had better box office returns, I think its the worst of the four. Is Jaw 3 the one where its in an Aquarium? I always forget that is a Jaws movie, rather than some other random killer shark movie.
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exquisite tea posted:Jenny Nicholson recently did a review of all 14(?) Land Before Time sequels on her channel. I had no idea they kept going that long. That video is great, and I loved how she wasn't 100% sure she was seeing it correctly or it was just the 'roni she had.
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I love it, but its kinda bad. "I was an extra in Detroit Rock City" is something I've heard from a lot of people when i lived in Toronto. I think they just went to high schools and universities in southern Ontario during shooting and rounded up anyone who wanted to be in it. I went back and checked if i had posted about a movie before and while I had, I missed a post about Nemesis. That was one of THE movies to watch in high school. It had boobs, blood, and crazy action. Dude shoots a hole in the floor and falls through multiple stories to get away. to a 15 or 16 year olds mind, that's the poo poo right there. It funny how people lament the going to the video store and picking out some direct to video action or horror movie with a titillating cover, but that does still exist; streaming is full of bad movies with maybe 5 seconds of boobs and cheesey violence. Just you don't end up renting something thinking you're gonna see it all and end up being bored because Transylvania 6-5000 is a really boring comedy.
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