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bird.

Continuous growth is rad and good, my surfer dude. Let us catch the next mongo swell and put 4% matching into our 401ks

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FreshCutFries

hang ten percent apr

Goons Are Gifts

Ask Mr Jones about that


Escape From Noise

I am stocking my cellar with lots of canned beans so that I can provide for myself in my old age.

Robot Made of Meat

As we age, it gets harder and harder to keep the growth below 3% per year.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

Robot Made of Meat posted:

As we age, it gets harder and harder to keep the growth below 3% per year.

inflation is cruel :(

nut

checks with my mom to find out if 3% growth is actually cool

Heather Papps

hello friend


what is 3 percent growth on.... hmmm.... negative 1, 340 dollars?
i am not an accountant.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

vanisher

Thingyman posted:

hang ten percent apr

vanisher

Growing strong by investing in MYSELF bro

(I say to the Albertos Taco Shop employee as I accept my styrofoam clamshell container packed with more taquitos than is healthy for one adult to eat)

vanisher

Just realized they gave me 3% more guac so yeah my portfolio of taquitos is looking pretty good

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
Let me see, at the present rate of 3% growth per year, assuming this can be maintained consistently, I believe we'll be ready for intercourse in approximately 35 years.

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
it's benign and 3% per year is relatively slow growing, but the doctor still thinks we should extract it to be sure.

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
yo bro I got this WICKED portfolio. diversified out the rear end, man. f500 corporate bonds, derivative securities, ETFs, this mutual fund run by my dude Chase, you know the guy with the mohawk? yeah the guac guy. man I'm coasting the barrel here, just straight laybacking 3% quarter to quarter. it's radical bro

Addamere

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im sure mister jones is a nice guy and all but who names their kid dow

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Heather Papps

hello friend


i am trying to sell my bear meat but apparently today is a bull market so gently caress me i guess



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Two words: pork bellies

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Addamere posted:

im sure mister jones is a nice guy and all but who names their kid dow

I do, in fact, know a guy named Dow, and he ~loves~ all the financial jokes and is totally ~not~ sick of them

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

The Clowner posted:

I do, in fact, know a guy named Dow, and he ~loves~ all the financial jokes and is totally ~not~ sick of them

new guy started at work named john lennon and it has been torture to not be that guy

Escape From Noise

canyoneer posted:

new guy started at work named john lennon and it has been torture to not be that guy

It's bad manners to shoot your coworker.

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google THIS

canyoneer posted:

new guy started at work named john lennon and it has been torture to not be that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BaMx_n2_hM

I've been thinking about this reference a lot lately because I just found out my son's kindergarten teacher is named Michaela Bolton

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