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=================================== Updates! I've also now seen The Godfather Part II and The Godfather Part III, click the links if you want to skip ahead! Hey, we even have goon impressions for an obscure made-for-TV spinoff (via its source material) as well as The Godfather Epic/ Saga! =================================== Some random thoughts:
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let me make you an offer you can't refuse
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Aug 15, 2019 02:46
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Pickwick High posted:let me make you an offer you can't refuse Too late already refused
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Aug 15, 2019 02:47
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eyy, i'm commitin organized crimes ovah eah
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Aug 15, 2019 02:49
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Mozi posted:eyy, i'm commitin organized crimes ovah eah I'm refusing offers left and right
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Aug 15, 2019 02:50
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Wat are you some kinda wiseguy
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Aug 15, 2019 02:51
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Donovan Trip posted:Wat are you some kinda wiseguy Call me unwise but I'm refusing the offer whatever it may be. Offer me a million bucks? Offer refused.
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Aug 15, 2019 02:52
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I've gone mad with power the power of refusal.
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Aug 15, 2019 02:52
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Fuggit abowdit
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Aug 15, 2019 02:54
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"Sir you can't come in here without your shirt and sho-" "Offer refused."
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Aug 15, 2019 02:56
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Some random thoughts: You uh, totally misread this dude. He doesn't love Diane Keaton and Diane Keaton doesn't want to marry him but 1. he needs a wife for his ambitions and 2. is Diane Keaton just going to say no to the dude who kills people?
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Aug 15, 2019 02:56
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Every law in this world is an offer, every restriction, every mandate of physics, everything holding you back, all your obstacles are offers provided by the universe and if you refuse them they cease all power they hold over you. It is by this decree that I refuse all these offers and gain total control of my immutable Self.
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Aug 15, 2019 02:57
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Every law in this world is an offer, every restriction, every mandate of physics, everything holding you back, all your obstacles are offers provided by the universe and if you refuse them they cease all power they hold over you. I refuse to believe your Immutable self
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Aug 15, 2019 03:00
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Pickwick High posted:I refuse to believe your Immutable self Your offer has been refused.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:01
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Enzo the baker mvp for your fadda for your fadda
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Aug 15, 2019 03:03
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Arrhythmia posted:You uh, totally misread this dude. He doesn't love Diane Keaton and Diane Keaton doesn't want to marry him but 1. he needs a wife for his ambitions and 2. is Diane Keaton just going to say no to the dude who kills people? Was Pacino's whole don't-wanna-go-into-the-family-business thing in the beginning all a bunch of bullshit? It doesn't seem like it to me, but then I couldn't really feel a "turn" in his character when he goes all-in on the mafia poo poo, either. He was just hard for me to read. I don't know if I buy that about Keaton's character. When Pacino was hiding out in Sicily she was still all trying to get in touch with him and poo poo. I really think she was just an idiot and/or "I am just so in love I can't help it ugh".
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Aug 15, 2019 03:05
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I actually do remember that Al Pacino's character's name is Michael Corleone and Diane Keaton's is Kay, but I think it's way more fun to refer to them as Al Pacino and Diane Keaton for some reason that I'm sure is stupid but IDGAF.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:07
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Arrhythmia posted:You uh, totally misread this dude. He doesn't love Diane Keaton and Diane Keaton doesn't want to marry him but 1. he needs a wife for his ambitions and 2. is Diane Keaton just going to say no to the dude who kills people? I’m pretty sure he loved Kay before he went to Italy. Plus he didn’t have mafia ambitions before the attempt on Vito’s life. There was no love after he returned to America, for the reasons you described.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:08
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https://culturacolectiva.com/music/frank-sinatra-mafia-connection-the-godfather-johnny-fontane OP Johnny Fontane was based on Frank Sinatra
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Aug 15, 2019 03:11
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Was Pacino's whole don't-wanna-go-into-the-family-business thing in the beginning all a bunch of bullshit? No he was earnest then. He turns either when they try to kill Vito, or when they blow up his wife. b-minus1 posted:I’m pretty sure he loved Kay before he went to Italy. Yeah, you're right about that.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:15
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"An offer you can't refuse" isn't really that intimidating a threat, TBH. What Don Corleone should have said, is "You betta get the fucks outta towns, or I'ma shoots youse in youse dicks."
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Aug 15, 2019 03:17
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Most of the Michael in Italy poo poo should have been cut.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:20
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op do you remember your first blowjob? how long did it take the guy to cum? HEY TONE you hear that, I ask the op if he remembers his first blow job, I ask him how long it take the guy to cum?! 
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Aug 15, 2019 03:24
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Far be it from me to go about criticizing a timeless classic, but just to be honest not being able to understand what motivates Al Pacino kept me from really appreciating it the way I hoped to. I couldn't tell if he was more "turns out the only way I can keep my loved ones safe is to dive right in and kill all the other dudes" (sounds like this isn't it) or if maybe he's just the ultimate badass and was always playing the reeeeaaally long game (sounds like this isn't it either) or this is a tale of a good guy getting corrupted (sounds like maybe this is more like it). I do still feel like watching The Godfather Part Deux, though, so that's something!
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Aug 15, 2019 03:29
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it's ok, but it's no the godfather part 3
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Aug 15, 2019 03:30
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The Return of the Godfather
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Aug 15, 2019 03:31
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Supreme Allah posted:op do you remember your first blowjob? Youse fadda came pretty quick cus he was joikin' it while he was suckin'. He came before me in fact!
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Aug 15, 2019 03:31
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Mister Speaker posted:"An offer you can't refuse" isn't really that intimidating a threat, TBH. maybe he didn't want to be intimidating, kind of like a willy wonka where you tell people there will be consequences if they gently caress around but you secretly want them to gently caress around because you and your hobbits have been rehearsing this bit for weeks and you're just so proud of them. except the hobbits in this case are guns
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Aug 15, 2019 03:34
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you want to be able to say "I told you so!!!!" that parts important, you can't scare them off before you get to drop that classic.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:35
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It's so good, better than the book which is of course rare as hell
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Aug 15, 2019 03:51
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Spins posted:It's so good, better than the book which is of course rare as hell The book has recurring subplot of Sonny Corleone's wife having a huge vagina that only Sonny could fill. I haven't read it, but... ugh. Authors are such perverts.
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Aug 15, 2019 03:54
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LabyaMynora posted:The book has recurring subplot of Sonny Corleone's wife having a huge vagina that only Sonny could fill. You have it backwards. Sonny had a ginormous d*ck that made sex painful for his wife. This is why she was ok with sonny cheating. https://youtu.be/2Dn_YqoeVNM 1:02 b-minus1 fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 15, 2019 |
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Aug 15, 2019 04:13
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Youse fadda came pretty quick cus he was joikin' it while he was suckin'. He came before me in fact! Ey Tone. The bawls on this guy, ah?
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Aug 15, 2019 04:25
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"Ey quiet down I'm stroking my cannoli!"
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Aug 15, 2019 04:46
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Take the gun. Leave the gabagool.
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Aug 15, 2019 04:50
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https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/828652147092910081?s=19
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Aug 15, 2019 04:57
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cool thanks for some of the most useless movie thoughts ive ever read, friend. not funny, not insightful, nothing. pretty amazing when you think about how useless you made your thoughts. anyway, glad you watched it catch ya later
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Aug 15, 2019 04:59
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I was cooking dinner that night. I had to start braising the beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce. It's Michael's favorite. I was making ziti with the meat gravy, and I'm planning to roast some peppers over the flames, and I was putting on some string beans with the olive oil and garlic, and I had some beautiful cutlets, cut just right, that I was going to fry up before dinner just as an appetizer. I was home for about an hour. My plan was toStart the dinner early, so Karen and I could go unload the guns that Jimmy didn't want, and get the package for Judy to take to Atlanta latex that night. I kept looking out the window and the helicopter was gone. I asked Michael to watch the sauce, and Karen and I started out.
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Aug 15, 2019 05:13
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idk
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i like that part where the dude got capped right in the eye
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