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Spins posted:It's so good, better than the book which is of course rare as hell The book has recurring subplot of Sonny Corleone's wife having a huge vagina that only Sonny could fill. I haven't read it, but... ugh. Authors are such perverts.
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interwhat posted:Maybe it was my dad just bullshitting me, or the op is just being facetious, but wasn't it acknowledged that James Caans character was an adoptive "Mick"? No that's Robert Duvall's character, Tom Hagan.
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Aug 15, 2019 13:17
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Mama-Mia! Papa-Pia! Stick your head In diarrhea!
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Aug 15, 2019 22:21
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There is no Godfather III. I ain't ever seen it. It's a myth. An urban legend. Something people bring up just to pull a prank on others.
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Aug 16, 2019 02:04
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I remember back in the day perusing the giant Leonard Maltin movie guide and it proclaimed The Godfather Epic was even greater than Godfathers I & II. It was one of apparently a couple different official edits of Godfather I & II into a single chronological work. HBO recently made it available for streaming. Anybody check it out and care to opine if Leonard Maltin was full of crap or if he was on to something? I hate it. It takes everything from Godfather I & II and puts it into chronological order. That means you get the DeNiro as Vito Corleone stuff all at the very beginning, then Godfather I, then the Michael Corleone stuff from Godfather II. I much prefer the original cuts of the two films separately. The Vito Corleone origin story flows much better when it's interstitial. That's the way it was designed to be. You kill the flow of the Godfather II material when you isolate it.
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Aug 17, 2019 04:19
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:You know there's no way Leonard Maltin actually wrote all of that giant movie guide of his. I'm not even sure human life is long enough to have watched all those movies! He's a guest of Doug Loves Movies at least once a year, and they used to have a "Leonard Maltin Game, " where they'd read Maltin's description of a movie, and then try to guess the movie. You'd think Leonard Maltin would have an unfair advantage, but he could not remember anything he (supposedly) wrote for poo poo.
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Aug 17, 2019 04:28
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:BTW I'm doing this completely NAKED! Is this so you can poo poo on the floor and roll around in it when the movie gets bad? SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I'm no longer naked fyi Oh... never mind.
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Aug 17, 2019 16:05
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Wow Christopher Lambert as an Italian mobster?! For those who don't immediately recognize the name... that's The Highlander, and also Rayden in the first Mortal Kombat movie. Why does this French guy keep getting cast as every nationality EXCEPT a Frenchman?
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Aug 17, 2019 16:19
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I just had a wave of existential terror hit me that nobody's actually F5'ing this thread or anything and I'm truly facing this movie all alone What movie? I told you there is no Godfather III. You're just typing up fan fiction ITT.
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Aug 17, 2019 16:52
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LabyaMynora posted:What movie? I told you there is no Godfather III. You're just typing up fan fiction ITT. Also, your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.
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Aug 17, 2019 16:53
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:You're such a jealous hater. I bet you if this was turned into a real movie it would be nominated for 7 academy awards! I bet you! OMG I HAD NO IDEA.  code:
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Aug 17, 2019 17:14
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Supreme Allah posted:Imagine posting 7 pages into a godfather thread and thinking the gigantic gaping cavernous pussy almost as big as your moms hasn't been discussed 500 times. I just had a thought... is Big Pussy, the character from The Sopranos, a reference to The Godfather the book? 
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Aug 19, 2019 02:04
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How many more minutes do you got left?
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Aug 19, 2019 04:16
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Pretty sure a man with a dick as big as 3 coke cans would pass out every time he got a boner. All the the blood needed to fill that penis has to come out of somewhere else.
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Aug 23, 2019 02:05
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:In other news, the guy who played Carlo, Gianni Russo, just released his autobiography, apparently here are the highlights: Sounds like a crock of poo poo from someone who suffers from borderline personality disorder.
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SimonCat posted:That makes sense but it also seems like he had Sonny when he was 15 years old. People in old movies seem older to us partially because of fashion and hair styles and what not.
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