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hevnz 2 murgatroyd
Apr 13, 2018

by Smythe

Is this Thanos?

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/1sRcD

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Alucard posted:


I can't tell if it's the contrast breastpiece, the giant boots, the weird hat, or the cape that really pulls this look together.

I like this

The hats got a belt.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather



This gives me the heebie jeebies

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

zenguitarman posted:

This gives me the heebie jeebies

Well he's going to be at the get together so act civil

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
jfc you know how racist that is

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

These are great.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


lol, look at this rear end in a top hat. "golly gee wiz, this suit is nifty. im loving wide as hell in this thing"

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


*cruises up in a sick old-timey automobile, at a whopping 4mph, and honks horn causing male shirt model to look over* hey, snazzy glad rags ya crumb. ya gowed-up half portion. bet the dames and dolls buzz you all hours. think youre cute as a bugs ear. haha jk have fun with your three stupid identical shirts you dumbshit. byeeeee *peels out*

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014


*sees this image as a child and gets my first boner* :hmmyes:
*grows up to be an adult with a deviantart gallery full of mspaint pictures of women who are arm-preg*

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

im quite partial to this one, myself. when the internet goes down, folks are gonna be breaking my door down to jack it to this bad boy :clint:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Turpitude II posted:



lol, look at this rear end in a top hat. "golly gee wiz, this suit is nifty. im loving wide as hell in this thing"
an early klaus nomi with a normal looking face

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
Yeah I think this idea may have some precedent

https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-2009-halloween/2
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-cats/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2012/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/steampunk-fair-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-1up-revue/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-movies/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/kids-costume-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat-revenge/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-swat-halloween/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/wool-swat-german/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/hel-looks-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/coverup-girls-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/fashion-liddy-babes/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat-2/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/return-science-fair/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/street-style/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-6/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/espanol-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/myspace-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/halloween-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-5/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/game-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/tattoo-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/international-male/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/erotic-tv-fan/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/bollywood-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-4/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/comic-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-3/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/ganguro-madness/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat-2/1/
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/retro-swat/1
https://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/etros-beards/1

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




TeachesOfPeaches posted:

This was unironically the worst fashion trend wtf

They had some utility. When I was in USA, local Walmart had a power outage, so customers proceeded to steal everything they can while they were evacuated. Dudes walked out with entire baseball bats that they tugged in these pants.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Remember when the Kardashian sisters tried to make those pointy shoulders a thing? lol

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Look at this dapper motherfucker! Likely finishing up a long day of vanquishing commoners and courting the m'lady's.


You look like a couch cushion turned inside out.

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Let's make ties SHORT and WIDE! loving stupid!


Lollipop lookin-rear end mutherfuckas

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Alucard posted:


I can't tell if it's the contrast breastpiece, the giant boots, the weird hat, or the cape that really pulls this look together.

This looks nice to me compared to the other stuff in this thread.

Turpitude II posted:

im quite partial to this one, myself. when the internet goes down, folks are gonna be breaking my door down to jack it to this bad boy :clint:



Maybe this was the ancient version of a shirt covered in naked anime chicks.

Wonder if any Greeks or Romans covered their chariots with paintings of nude guys, too.


Hands-down, these are the worst.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

green chicken feet posted:

Hands-down, these are the worst.

My friend got ones this wide for Christmas and he wore them before we were going to ride our bikes somewhere and I was like dude I don’t think that’s a good idea. Anyway they got caught in the chain and ripped from the rear end down to the end of the leg and he had to walk his bike back

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

My friend got ones this wide for Christmas and he wore them before we were going to ride our bikes somewhere and I was like dude I don’t think that’s a good idea. Anyway they got caught in the chain and ripped from the rear end down to the end of the leg and he had to walk his bike back

His pogs rolled down his leg, his slammer clinked onto the pavement, he was humiliated and defeated. This was not the bomb, nor was it totally rad. In fact, he felt moded

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



People have been wearing pointy hats for a long time. It seems we are the strange ones.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Turpitude II posted:

im quite partial to this one, myself. when the internet goes down, folks are gonna be breaking my door down to jack it to this bad boy :clint:


The dude on the right is intensely focused on that bird's rear end. What's the deal with that guy?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

SardonicTyrant posted:

The dude on the right is intensely focused on that bird's rear end. What's the deal with that guy?

Well they didn’t have tv back then so the big pastime was sitting under a bird and lookin at its butthole and getting out of the way right before it pooped. Man they just spent hours and hours waiting but it was worth it

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

Spins posted:

There is no uglier clothing than this imo



I think I had the middle shirt or a variant of it. It was the late 80s and that’s my excuse.

Also there was a fad (phase?) of wearing technicolor shirts with bike shorts during grade school.

It was right after that my parents decided to enroll us in catholic school. So plaid skirts and Peter Pan collar shirts were all the rage.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Thus of old:



Thus now:

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012



Get yon load of theese fruitless whelps! Knees most positively present through stockings simply agape where you or I would have presence of mind for modesty! Aha. And their implements? Brutish tools for brute intellects. Don't hurt thyselves, mine "brethren"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big fan of an outfit made to simulate a person losing 400 pounds and having giant skin flaps about the arms. God, I am just so jelly of this dress that makes this lady look like the starting center for the Carolina Panthers. Nice dress.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
As people get fatter and the earth gets warmer from global warming most fat people will opt to just not wear clothes instead of going through the trouble of finding poo poo that fits and fashion itself will become history.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Yaldabaoth posted:

As people get fatter and the earth gets warmer from global warming most fat people will opt to just not wear clothes instead of going through the trouble of finding poo poo that fits and fashion itself will become history.

That's like the "point" of the gunt. So all your unsavory bits are covered even whilst in the nude.

object-a
Aug 3, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i would dress better if i had more money

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

That's like the "point" of the gunt. So all your unsavory bits are covered even whilst in the nude.

Integrated Modesty Apron™

object-a
Aug 3, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
my pants were $15 and my shirt was $15

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Yaldabaoth posted:

As people get fatter and the earth gets warmer from global warming most fat people will opt to just not wear clothes instead of going through the trouble of finding poo poo that fits and fashion itself will become history.

I'm trying to turn on my monitor but nothing's happening :f5:

object-a
Aug 3, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rad-daddio posted:

Integrated Modesty Apron™

alot of the women in my generation showed off nothing but legs

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





:smug:

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009



Nice pelt, Throg. Found a diseased muskrat, did you? Yeah, I wouldn't want to tangle with a Mastodon if I were you either. Why don't you go bang some rocks together while we're over here inventing the wheel, you useless clod.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spatial trait posted:



Nice pelt, Throg. Found a diseased muskrat, did you? Yeah, I wouldn't want to tangle with a Mastodon if I were you either. Why don't you go bang some rocks together while we're over here inventing the wheel, you useless clod.

And those legs. Throg looks like he went to the leg barber and said "gently caress me up, good."

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

And those legs. Throg looks like he went to the leg barber and said "gently caress me up, good."

those are spiders

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

those are spiders

After labor day? Oh, Throg. You complete moron.

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