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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm down

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

King Burgundy posted:

Still kinda busy, but I'll dip my toes in.

I'm excited to play Mafia with you again!

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Natural 20 posted:

Oh gently caress it, fine.

Yesss

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Natural 20 posted:

Oh gently caress it, fine.

I'm going to tell you a story, about a man who ruled his kingdom with an Iron Fist and did everything he can to hold the young talent down.

This man is a snake who can lie to you face to face and not even blink.

Ma Belle was feared throughout Mexico, during the Shine Wars of 2017 the snake Natural 20 bamboozled her for weeks leading to Ma Belle's final downfall.

Nat 20 not only is a snake, but is a bad mod. Nat, you are a bad mod and hosed me over, and I'm not going to stand for it.

I'm still not over the mental anguish you inflicted on me in Fate Stay/Night. The way you looked on and laughed as I blindly bumbeled my way to a loss still haunts me at night. I lost my innocence that game and you are the one to blame.

You made me into the shell of the man I am today, you are the reason I can't hug my son, you are the reason for the death of my innocence.

I challenge you Nat 20 to the ultimate Mafia duel. You vs. Me one on one. But this won't be any normal match no...no...I want to make sure you suffer!

I challenge you to a Dixieland Match, but unlike the last Dixieland match this one will have a Punjabi Prison cage, with an Elimination Chamber, with a Terrodome on top of it. The only way to win is climb over the top of the first cage, escape the Punjabi prison, have the official open the door to the elimination chamber and then escape through the top of the terrodome then get to the ramp on the top of the stage, climb the ladder and take the title of ultimate mafia player, but it won't be easy for you Nat20.

The cages can't contain my fury for you being a bad mod. It won't contain my fury for the mental anguish you've caused me in FSN. I will get revenge for Ma Belle, I will make sure you never run a game again, I will grind you down to your avatar, you will become the personfication of the snake you are. This will be the ultimate nightkill and no amount of bulletproof will help.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

50 pounds of bread posted:

BERZERKER NO LIKE BIG TEXT WALL.

I'm so triggered right now

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Jen X posted:

Oh nice I can try to get nat killed d1 here too

You have my sword

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I wanted to submit Custer's Revenge but I was worried about how that would come off.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I submitted one of my favorite (and most underrated) NES games ever.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I would like to request a masonry for anyone that wants to join in catte chat. It doesn't have to make sense.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Natural 20 posted:

Mate I'm going to vig you day 1 and doesn't afraid of anybody.

<3

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Hal Incandenza posted:

Sal have you even been in a Shine game?

I was in Shine V on Team Mexico lead by King Burgundy. Rat20 was technically on our team but was doing his snake thing in destroying Texas from within.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I did PSX, NES and DS. I wish I had submitted Chrono Trigger in hindsight

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Did anyone else play the worst NES game ever Dr Jekyl and Mr. Hyde?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I know this is totally off topic but my Uncle was obsessed with Mech Warrior 2 when it first came out. To the point he built a computer specifically for Mechwarrior 2. He also built a "pod" type thing that had flight simulator level of controls installed in it with like foot pedals and poo poo. I don't know if anyone remembers the game Steel Battalion but it was like that. I loved going over there and playing MW2 even though I sucked at it, my Uncle knew I sucked at it, and he was a horrible backpod driver.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Hal Incandenza posted:

For those who don't know what an eeprom is, we had one of there (pic is actually a Vectrex eeprom... no one remembers the Vectrex)

My MW2 pod Uncle also had a Vectrex and it was awesome. That same Uncle also built a Doom WAD of his Office and him and his buddies would play death match after work was over. It's a shame he has slowed down a lot as he got older because he was a huge influence on my geekdom.

My uncle's pod wasn't that elaborate. IIRC it was a racing style chair in a closed off area. He had a pretty advanced computer for it's time. Duel monitors (although not 100% sure) and a rad sounds system with a giant sub.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

b-minus1 posted:

If I get a dayvig I’m 100% going to use it right away

Same but I'm going to random 25 and kill the corresponding number even if it's myself

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Lol 5 pages of pregame posts. Goodnight goons and their vider germs

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I know this is off topic as well, but I really miss Cyber Cafes. For about 2ish years 1999 - 2001 I spent a lot of time at various cyber cafes. When I was in Tech School in Biloxi there was one called Cyber Cove and I swear to God my friends and I would spend like $100 a month to get unlimited hours on the computers. We would go there Friday night and not come back until Sunday. We would play Counter Strike, Diablo II, Everquest and Quake III Arena. Our Cyber Cafe had a culture around it (for example all the EQ players got together, printed up all the EQ Atlas maps and made our own annotations on it (camps, rare spawns, etc)). The Diablo II players all wanted the same computers (because thats were their characters were). It was really a thing of the late 90 and once I got my own computer and a broadband connection I never looked back but yeah thats my little side topic.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

King Burgundy posted:

These still exist if you want to relive the magic.

Really? Everyone in my area has shut down. Honestly I don't know why anyone would go to them anymore. For the money you send there you could get a great computer and with high speed internet being so readily available it's not a novelty anymore. For example Cyber Cove had a T3 and now I have Google Fiber for probably a fraction of what they were paying for the T3 line

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 20, 2019

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

We have VR cafes in the DFW

We had one here in KC but it shut down :-(

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

b-minus1 posted:

You live in KC? Have you been to Up-down? That place is awesome. who knew that there was a market for people that enjoy arcade games and alcohol

Yeah I love Up Down and Tapcade

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Hal Incandenza posted:

You guys live in KC? I’m there fairly often we should go play games and drink. Just ask KB how much fun I am when I come to your town

I'm always down for something like that

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SolusLunes posted:

Sal, I'm not surprised in any way that you were Air Force.

What does that mean?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

CapitalistPig posted:

Finally finished writing roles, now I have some bookkeeping and setup to do.

Mafia when?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

CCKeane posted:

I'm going to pretend I am the video game of "mafia" played online.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Byers2142 posted:

qtiyd? A new acronym I don't know, I assume.

Quote this if you're down

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SolusLunes posted:

not much, really, I did the same thing

When were you in?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Toalpaz posted:

I want a card or badge that says mafia super star so I can shove it at my computer screen whenever I start posting.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

b-minus1 posted:

we should do a mafia speedrun and turbolunch someone every day until the game ends.

That would be fun.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Pre game game: place bets on who rolled scum, size of scum team, number of factions and who rolled 3p.

Closest in each category gets an av cert post game.

Two - 4 person scum teams
Team 1 - Genesis
50 Lbs
Hal
Nat 20
Sober

Team 2 - Super Nintendo
Merk
Scumalong
Quid
Toalpaz

One 3p - 3DO
Redneck

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Let's do this!

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Toalpaz posted:

:carol:


That reminds me, thanks a lot for this, it's perfect!

I was just about to vote you for not acknowledging my hard work

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I wish my mashup game was real lol.

Me too

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I want to cuddle Nat20 as much as the next person but he's already at 10 votes and game isn't even 3 hours old. Can we ssort of dial it back a bit?

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Dick Bastardly posted:

Nat 20 is scum mod confirmed in thread... lunches are plaurality... we should def use murder on nat 20 and then use the rest of the day to lunch another maf

Uhhh how did I miss that??

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Oh poo poo ok I read it closely now.

##vote Nat20

:feelsgood:

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SalTheBard posted:

This will be the ultimate nightkill and no amount of bulletproof will help.

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Interesting.

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