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post itt every time your body is decaying due to old age
fart simpson fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 11, 2021 |
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Aug 16, 2019 07:38
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yo
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Aug 16, 2019 09:08
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my lower back just went out and it really hurts to sit in a chair just throw me in the trash i guess
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Aug 16, 2019 11:09
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im old as gently caress closer to the void every second :fuckyeah: all the metal nails and rods that the doctors surgically attached to my bones in my energetic and slightly stupid teens and 20's now ache like gently caress but at least I didn't have to pay the doctors for the pleasure. thanks your tax dollars, nz.
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Aug 16, 2019 11:22
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i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns
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Aug 16, 2019 12:04
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i have my girlfriend pop my si joint every couple days to relieve constant low lvl back pain
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Aug 16, 2019 12:57
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I can’t post continuously every second, op.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:36
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Jonny 290 posted:i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns ive been on blood pressure medication for a bit now, too. makes me feel old but also makes me feel less like im going to explode. i inherited from both my parents, thanks, mom and dad
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Aug 16, 2019 13:56
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yo
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Aug 16, 2019 14:03
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I’m still in my 20s. I am fit and powerful
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Aug 16, 2019 14:12
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im 32 op. just have shoulder pain from an old bike injury also probably getting carpal tunnel pain thx for asking
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Aug 16, 2019 15:57
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your welcome 
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Aug 16, 2019 16:08
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hello. i deal with being old through alcoholism and hopes of liver disease
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Aug 16, 2019 16:26
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rotor retirement home appreciation station
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Aug 16, 2019 16:33
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I'm 27 I shouldn't be decaying from old age yet but welp, here we are.
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Aug 16, 2019 18:14
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yeah well unfortunately for you decay as a function of age isn't continuous and the second you turn 30 it'll immediately jump an order of magnitude
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Aug 16, 2019 18:28
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Oh no. My house isn't accessible at all.
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Aug 16, 2019 18:34
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i turned 35 this year and it was like my body had a built in switch to automatically slow my metabolism by 90%
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Aug 16, 2019 18:47
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I'm 49. My body is out of inodes.
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Aug 16, 2019 19:04
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bump
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Aug 16, 2019 19:30
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object-a posted:bump you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant
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Aug 16, 2019 19:44
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r u ready to WALK posted:you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant 
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Aug 16, 2019 20:03
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hurt my side weeks ago doing nothing and it still bothers me what up
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Aug 17, 2019 03:08
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:hurt my side weeks ago doing nothing and it still bothers me what up 2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. 10 years ago i got a hernia from attempting to unscrew a clutch line from a slave cylinder i am TERRIBLE underneath cars
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Aug 17, 2019 03:13
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Jonny 290 posted:2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. sounds like you just need to take it easy old man
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Aug 17, 2019 03:38
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Jonny 290 posted:i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns poo poo bro look after yourself I’ve had a couple of these over the years and they aren’t fun. try to keep work in perspective - it rarely matters even a little bit as much as you think it does
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Aug 17, 2019 03:47
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everything hurts, stupid human body
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Aug 17, 2019 03:48
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when I was young I figured medical science would solve all this poo poo by the time I got old. they have utterly failed.
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Aug 17, 2019 03:49
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I had gum surgery this week to graft some skin over a receding gum line below my front bottom teeth now my mouth is full of sutures and every time I eat something I freak out that I’ll have food stuck there forever. the inside of my mouth looks like something out of saw 
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Aug 17, 2019 03:50
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The Management posted:everything hurts, stupid human body
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Aug 17, 2019 03:50
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Your body is trying to tell you something. it’s not your knees that are bad, but your posting.
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Aug 17, 2019 04:00
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I just made fun of a friend of mine for turning 40 tomorrow. I turned 40 6 months ago. owned?
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Aug 17, 2019 04:32
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Roosevelt posted:i turned 35 this year and it was like my body had a built in switch to automatically slow my metabolism by 90% that actually started happening when you turned 30
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Aug 17, 2019 06:27
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Arson Daily posted:I just made fun of a friend of mine for turning 40 tomorrow. I turned 40 6 months ago. owned? congrats on almost being dead
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Aug 17, 2019 06:28
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hello. same but chuck on some irritable bowel which I can only hope increases my risk of bowel cancer but realistically it’ll probably be a heart attack due to my diabetes rather than cirrhosis or bowel cancer Hed posted:Your body is trying to tell you something. lol
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Aug 17, 2019 06:52
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i can't drink beer any more because of gout and it kills me. haven't had a beer in 18 months and despite that haven't lost a kg.
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Aug 17, 2019 06:57
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take 600mg of allopurinol daily and get stuck back into that sweet nectar carry around a bottle of colchicine, a handful of prednisone and a fanny pack full of naproxen and drink that beer
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Aug 17, 2019 07:06
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i'm 36 and i had knee surgery at 16 and back surgery at 26. i'm ancient as gently caress
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Aug 17, 2019 08:13
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Jonny 290 posted:2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. im serious though i was literally doing nothing and then the side of my buttcheek started hurting. those are all valid injuries by comparison
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Aug 17, 2019 14:24
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I am ready for death, bury me with my iPad.
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Aug 17, 2019 15:24
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