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post itt every time your body is decaying due to old age![]() fart simpson fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 11, 2021 |
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 11:40 |
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yo
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my lower back just went out and it really hurts to sit in a chair just throw me in the trash i guess
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im old as gently caress closer to the void every second :fuckyeah: all the metal nails and rods that the doctors surgically attached to my bones in my energetic and slightly stupid teens and 20's now ache like gently caress but at least I didn't have to pay the doctors for the pleasure. thanks your tax dollars, nz.
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i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns
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i have my girlfriend pop my si joint every couple days to relieve constant low lvl back pain
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I can’t post continuously every second, op.
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Jonny 290 posted:i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns ive been on blood pressure medication for a bit now, too. makes me feel old but also makes me feel less like im going to explode. i inherited from both my parents, thanks, mom and dad
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yo
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I’m still in my 20s. I am fit and powerful
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im 32 op. just have shoulder pain from an old bike injury also probably getting carpal tunnel pain thx for asking
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your welcome ![]()
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hello. i deal with being old through alcoholism and hopes of liver disease
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rotor retirement home appreciation station
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I'm 27 I shouldn't be decaying from old age yet but welp, here we are.
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yeah well unfortunately for you decay as a function of age isn't continuous and the second you turn 30 it'll immediately jump an order of magnitude
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Oh no. My house isn't accessible at all.
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i turned 35 this year and it was like my body had a built in switch to automatically slow my metabolism by 90%
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I'm 49. My body is out of inodes.
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bump
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object-a posted:bump you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant
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r u ready to WALK posted:you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant ![]()
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hurt my side weeks ago doing nothing and it still bothers me what up
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:hurt my side weeks ago doing nothing and it still bothers me what up 2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. 10 years ago i got a hernia from attempting to unscrew a clutch line from a slave cylinder i am TERRIBLE underneath cars
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Jonny 290 posted:2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. sounds like you just need to take it easy old man
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Jonny 290 posted:i went to the hospital wednesday at midnight for a work induced anxiety attack and now i'm on blood pressure meds and all hosed up on brain pills. owns poo poo bro look after yourself I’ve had a couple of these over the years and they aren’t fun. try to keep work in perspective - it rarely matters even a little bit as much as you think it does
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everything hurts, stupid human body
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when I was young I figured medical science would solve all this poo poo by the time I got old. they have utterly failed.
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I had gum surgery this week to graft some skin over a receding gum line below my front bottom teeth now my mouth is full of sutures and every time I eat something I freak out that I’ll have food stuck there forever. the inside of my mouth looks like something out of saw ![]()
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The Management posted:everything hurts, stupid human body
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Your body is trying to tell you something. it’s not your knees that are bad, but your posting.
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I just made fun of a friend of mine for turning 40 tomorrow. I turned 40 6 months ago. owned?
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Roosevelt posted:i turned 35 this year and it was like my body had a built in switch to automatically slow my metabolism by 90% that actually started happening when you turned 30
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Arson Daily posted:I just made fun of a friend of mine for turning 40 tomorrow. I turned 40 6 months ago. owned? congrats on almost being dead
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hello. same but chuck on some irritable bowel which I can only hope increases my risk of bowel cancer but realistically it’ll probably be a heart attack due to my diabetes rather than cirrhosis or bowel cancer Hed posted:Your body is trying to tell you something. lol
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i can't drink beer any more because of gout and it kills me. haven't had a beer in 18 months and despite that haven't lost a kg.
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take 600mg of allopurinol daily and get stuck back into that sweet nectar carry around a bottle of colchicine, a handful of prednisone and a fanny pack full of naproxen and drink that beer
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i'm 36 and i had knee surgery at 16 and back surgery at 26. i'm ancient as gently caress
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Jonny 290 posted:2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. im serious though i was literally doing nothing and then the side of my buttcheek started hurting. those are all valid injuries by comparison
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# ? Feb 2, 2023 11:40 |
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I am ready for death, bury me with my iPad.
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