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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

when you kramer in and use someone's death as an excuse to shitpost about covid with no reason to believe it was related, and they tell you you're out of line, and you double down, im not sure i'd call that "avoiding an argument"

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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

we�re done with this discussion

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:10

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Achmed Jones posted:

when you kramer in and use someone's death as an excuse to shitpost about covid with no reason to believe it was related, and they tell you you're out of line, and you double down, im not sure i'd call that "avoiding an argument"

i get that perspective too. at the same time i don't think that was tori's intention. he was saying because his car got hosed up he doesn't want to take public transportation. his wife is immunocompromised, that's also an understandable precaution to take. it wasn't hostile imo

that said i didn't intend to defend tori's honor, lol. i just think a strong razzing is fine, a probe is a bit much

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:12

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Captain Foo posted:

we�re done with this discussion

gently caress i was tapping, sorry. guess i'll eat a 6 if it suits

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:12

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

anyways thanks for the kind words echi, trig, etc.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

people keep telling me about this secret

i thought it was absolute bullshit for years because I�d exercise once, overdo it, and feel not only not better but worse. this time though i started doing moderate exercise and stuck with it. after a few sessions I started noticing that my mood was improving.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 22:33

mystes: May 31, 2006

Hi Tori. Bye Tori.

# ? Nov 5, 2022 23:16

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

President Beep posted:

i thought it was absolute bullshit for years because I�d exercise once, overdo it, and feel not only not better but worse. this time though i started doing moderate exercise and stuck with it. after a few sessions I started noticing that my mood was improving.

mmmmoderate? these are some long lost ancient secrets I might do well to pay heed

# ? Nov 5, 2022 23:40

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

echinopsis posted:

mmmmoderate? these are some long lost ancient secrets I might do well to pay heed

yep. since i mostly wfh i got a treadmill that i can hop onto at a moment�s notice, zone out, and do some vigorous walking�maybe 45 minutes to an hour. i can also go for walks outside :shudder:

if the mood strikes me.

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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mystes: May 31, 2006

President Beep posted:

i thought it was absolute bullshit for years because I�d exercise once, overdo it, and feel not only not better but worse. this time though i started doing moderate exercise and stuck with it. after a few sessions I started noticing that my mood was improving.

Nice. My mood is just complete crap regardless of whether I exercise

# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mystes posted:

Nice. My mood is just complete crap regardless of whether I exercise

oh, i also supplement the exercise with therapy and multiple brain meds

# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:18

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I'm back and I'm ready to answer questions about my comprehensive exercise routine that keeps me young. It's normal to die at 41 years of age, unless you're me and doing my routine.

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mystes: May 31, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm back and I'm ready to answer questions about my comprehensive exercise routine that keeps me young. It's normal to die at 41 years of age, unless you're me and doing my routine.

For someone who's not going to die at 41 years you seem pretty determined to make this your hill to die on

# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:36

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

mystes posted:

For someone who's not going to die at 41 years you seem pretty determined to make this your hill to die on

I'm 42, it's too late for me to die at 41

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

OWNED by facts and logic

# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:52

mystes: May 31, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm 42, it's too late for me to die at 41

sorry to break it to you but you already died. we're all in the circle of hell that bad posters are sent to.

# ? Nov 6, 2022 04:53

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Beeftweeter posted:

letting jones know he's done. yeah it's unnecessary but c'mon tori was actually de-escalatory here

im agreeing with this nerd

# ? Nov 6, 2022 05:02

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm back and I'm ready to answer questions about my comprehensive exercise routine that keeps me young. It's normal to die at 41 years of age, unless you're me and doing my routine.

do you bicycle every day? does it make you tired?

# ? Nov 6, 2022 06:43

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

bikes are very good and biking is very good

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

for me to poop on lol

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PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

bowelcycle

# ? Nov 6, 2022 08:57

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

cycling just got god drat owned lmao

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knox_harrington: Feb 18, 2011; Running no point.

cycling is ok but you should also do some running or weights to prevent your bones disintegrating

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cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

git apologist posted:

bikes are very good and biking is very good

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cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

going to ride to work again this week, it's so pleasant. even when it rains.

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Beeftweeter posted:

it's bizarre, i grew up 25 minutes from here and went to nyu. i had a ton of friends all throughout school (yeah yeah i'm a yosposting goon. its true regardless), but now i feel like i'm down to a literal handful of close ones. the last time i went back to my hometown i learned 8 people either od'd or otherwise suicided. it was brushed off as normal by everyone in attendance

yeah this is the thing - it's mostly not people dying from cancer or whatnot, it's because i hung out with the arty lefty weirdo crowd in a conservative shithole state and they just tend to check out early one way or another. can't say i wouldn't be in the same boat if i'd stayed

# ? Nov 6, 2022 11:28

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Achmed Jones posted:

every time i get a physical they get really confused, then worried. "achmed," they say, "you're just too healthy and handsome. a man near 40 simply shouldn't look this good. we need to do some more tests."

and then they do the tests, and all the tests verify that yes, i really do look that good. and then they have to show all the med students the handsome guy in room C and it just takes so much longer than it should

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

# ? Nov 6, 2022 11:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Trig Discipline posted:

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

Lmafo

# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:31

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Trig Discipline posted:

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

lol

# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:33

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Lmfao

# ? Nov 6, 2022 17:38

Volmarias: Dec 31, 2002; EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Trig Discipline posted:

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

This is awful, he should have invited you to join

# ? Nov 6, 2022 18:46

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

i bet he didn't even offer the share his crab meat

# ? Nov 6, 2022 19:55

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Trig Discipline posted:

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

lmfao

Sweevo posted:

i bet he didn't even offer the share his crab meat

i read that as "shave" for a sec. holy poo poo i really need to update my glasses. lol

# ? Nov 6, 2022 20:00

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Trig Discipline posted:

oh man every time i go for a physical the doctor gets halfway through but then excuses himself to his office for like five minutes and last time i just yelled I KNOW YOU'RE JACKING OFF IN THERE and he came out so embarrassed

chaotic good :laffo:

# ? Nov 6, 2022 20:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)