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git apologist posted:i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond try harder
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git apologist posted:i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard
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Mar 17, 2023 05:36
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Do that hair surgery where they use back hair or rear end hair or whatever, but have them stick it on your face.
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Mar 17, 2023 06:18
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git apologist posted:i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond I'm 44 (I thought I was 43 until someone corrected me a few weeks ago) and it's worse: I can only somewhat grow a beard. It looks even more patchy because it's got three colours going on (very dark brown, blonde [my original hair colour], and now gray/white OK I guess four because gray and white are different colours). I'd like to have a serial drowner beard but can't 
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Mar 17, 2023 07:53
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Volmarias posted:Do that hair surgery where they use back hair or rear end hair or whatever, but have them stick it on your face. going no-wipe for a few months beforehand helps it stick (PRO TIP/LIFE HACK)
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Mar 17, 2023 08:00
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm 44 (I thought I was 43 until someone corrected me a few weeks ago) I don’t really know exactly how old I am. I just round up to the nearest 5 to avoid this type of disappointment.
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Mar 17, 2023 09:12
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3D Megadoodoo posted:serial drowner beard jerry what is this mean?
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Mar 17, 2023 12:07
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President Beep posted:jerry what is this mean? 
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Mar 17, 2023 12:14
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more like cereal strainer beard
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Mar 17, 2023 12:16
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Kenny Logins posted:more like cereal strainer beard well, he wasn't convicted of straining cereal so
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Mar 17, 2023 12:17
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Kenny Logins posted:more like cereal strainer beard
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Mar 17, 2023 12:29
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i have mild beard & moustache insecurity. it's not really patchy or like peach fuzz or anything but it's not as thick as some other men's. it's also kinda light brown/reddish so under certain light it looks even thinner. oh well you work with what you're given.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:26
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i work with my wife in a big bed
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Mar 17, 2023 14:29
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i just cut my own hair, i'm not insecure about any beard. just annoyed.
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Mar 17, 2023 14:29
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3D Megadoodoo posted:i work with my wife in a big bed once again, onlyfinns
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Mar 17, 2023 14:35
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my beard is thick and glorious and can be braided. gonna do a french braid starting up on the sides to see if i can make it look like gimli's soon.
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Mar 17, 2023 15:03
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it catches in the wind on a breezy day and causes noticeable drag while swimming.
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Mar 17, 2023 15:04
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my beard is okay and of a modest length.
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Mar 17, 2023 15:17
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git apologist posted:i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond same, but i can grow a pubestache  but i do have a luscious head of hair (though it curls too much for my taste). my brothers, father, male uncles are all bald and beardy, which might have been suspect if i didnt look exactly like my dad
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Mar 17, 2023 15:29
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also theres a young dude working at my local grocery who has a single hair growing from his chin that's like 3 inches long how the gently caress does he not notice that 
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Mar 17, 2023 15:32
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Carthag Tuek posted:also theres a young dude working at my local grocery who has a single hair growing from his chin that's like 3 inches long h-ha-... hair on t-ttip
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Mar 17, 2023 15:36
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graph posted:h-ha-... hair on t-ttip i though thte average was 4. this is concerning
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Mar 17, 2023 15:44
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looks like my professor brothers cosplay is coming together nicely 
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Mar 17, 2023 15:53
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i basically grow a flemish painter beard and the rest is thinner but even. now that my chin is filling with silver, it makes my mustache look more old west pointy on the sides since it doesn't visually connect anymore i just shave it all regularly 
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Mar 17, 2023 15:58
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I've been rocking a moustache since I played red dead 2 and thought Arthur looked cool with one
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Mar 17, 2023 17:21
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DW!
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Mar 17, 2023 17:24
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if i ever shave the beard i might see what it's like to just have a mustache. when i was younger i couldn't grow one that was good enough, but it'd be fine now even though it's nothing special
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Mar 17, 2023 18:37
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tbh my biggest issue is the weirdly massive presence of blonde hairs i get in my facial hair literally the entire rest of my body hair is black or dark brown, but beard/stache for some reason has a bunch of blond hairs that makes the whole thing look weaker :goonstxt: i dont mean grey or white, i have some of those on my temples
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Mar 17, 2023 19:17
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Hirsute architecture? Must be one of those tik tok things.
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Mar 17, 2023 19:39
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Hirsute with your parachute fruits
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Mar 17, 2023 19:42
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beardly building
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Mar 17, 2023 19:54
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e: lol, that doesn’t work at all
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Mar 17, 2023 19:59
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old me could rock the stubble look hard, but it's all being lased away. rip face hair
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Mar 17, 2023 21:33
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graph posted:with your parachute fruits passin the dutchie from coast to coast
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Mar 17, 2023 21:35
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President Beep posted:e: lol, that doesn’t work at all what i wouldnt give to see what joke beep tought too far
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Mar 17, 2023 21:54
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this is a norwegian song about what its like to have a mustache in scandinavia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSFhDlNSQVk im driving real fast, with a moped-stache im not wearing any watch aint got nowhere need to go e: long version Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Mar 17, 2023 |
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Mar 17, 2023 21:59
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Carthag Tuek posted:what i wouldnt give to see what joke beep tought too far it wasn’t offensive in the least. it literally didn’t make sense.
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Mar 17, 2023 22:20
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President Beep posted:it wasn’t offensive in the least. it literally didn’t make sense. your mom doesnt make sense 
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Mar 17, 2023 22:28
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old man tries to stay cool, gets tattoo  news at 11
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Carthag Tuek posted:your mom doesnt make sense yeah? well your mom makes dollars
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