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Here I sit So broken hearted Came to poo poo But my back broke
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brokeback mountain (of poo poo)
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nudgenudgetilt posted:maybe it required a poop knife  DO NOT GIVE YOUR POOP A KNIFE
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Volmarias posted:Here I sit Sitt här blott en stund Snart kommer kiropraktoren
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Sitt här blott en stund Diktonius 2.19
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axolotl farmer posted:Diktonius 2.19 I'm really disappointed it's not kiropraktören but what can I do?
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Achmed Jones posted:oh my god i think i just threw out my back pooping lucky ducky
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update: my back is a bit tweaked but i didn't "throw it out," so that's good
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mystes posted:that's called kidney stones is there a  and  ?backchat reminded me of something i saw recently: 
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Agile Vector posted:is there a no ring
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my back hurt almost non stop since February and now it’s been since Thursday and I have pretty much no pain. this is loving great
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MononcQc posted:my back hurt almost non stop since February and now it’s been since Thursday and I have pretty much no pain. this is loving great how'd you fix it?
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physiotherapy every 2 weeks with various exercises. Some about getting more mobility in my upper spine, neck stretches, and holding a plank position on my elbows. these were too static and escalated into a weird back exercise where I lay on my belly on the floor then stretch my arms and legs straight, then pull both upwards in an arch. I had gotten good mobility but persistently had muscle pain. I also had to do scapular push-ups, but they weren’t great (apparently I used other dorsal muscles to compensate), so last week the physiotherapist gave me a hyper-focused one using a resistive rubber band hooked to the wall and pulling it in a specific way (like doing a fraction of the last motion of a push up when you’re right above the floor) and this poo poo was like magic. I do like 30 a day and the pain leaves and doesn’t come back.
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it was wild though because the pain travelled through different areas of my back every few weeks and it’s like we had to chase a bit of pain to find out what it was compensating for to find another one and another one behind it. now it seems to be mostly alright. like ultimately a lot of it just comes from generally being sedentary (even with a sit/stand desk), and most of my physical activity (cycling and rowing) putting a similar tension on my back. I haven’t yet done a full rowing session to know if the back pain is gonna recur but at least I can sleep and walk and sit without issue.
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https://twitter.com/CSMFHT/status/1664546497076264960
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gently caress me, had three drinks in just as many hours last night and I’m hung over. just end me now, YHWY.
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3 drinks in 3 hours? gently caress me i can drink 6+ in ~90 minutes and not even feel it - except if it's wine in which case two glasses and i'm steaming...
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President Beep posted:gently caress me, had three drinks in just as many hours last night and I’m hung over. just end me now, YHWY. i did not have three drinks so i will not gently caress you
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Ah, two drinks in the evening, time for a nap!
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Sweevo posted:3 drinks in 3 hours? had an old fashioned followed by two oberons. thought i was taking it easy. POS body says otherwise. sad!
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I drank 12 beers yesterday but I started at 2pm and kept it slow. took a sleeping tablet so didn’t spend night awake with regret, and woke up refreshing over to a minor extent. I am ok now
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Seems fine, keep that up
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President Beep posted:had an old fashioned followed by two oberons. thought i was taking it easy. POS body says otherwise. sad! whoa whoa whoa buddy, oberon is 5.8%, not 5! and woe be upon you if you had pints instead of 12oz servings. and that old fashioned may have had more than the regulation 1.5oz of 80-proof whiskey. why, i bet you had upwards of _four_ standard drinks! maybe even FIVE! i feel you beep. i had three ounces of whiskey a while ago - two drinks - while watching movies and somehow it made me feel crummy in the morning. i hate to say it, but getting old is kinda lame sometimes
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I simply maintain an unhealthy alcohol tolerance
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as an old drunk, number one tip is guzzle a bottle of water before you flop. Then when you wake up about to pee the bed at 3:17 AM, take a whiz, then guzzle another bottle of water. Most hangovers are dehydration oriented!
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Jonny 290 posted:as an old drunk, number one tip is guzzle a bottle of water before you flop. Then when you wake up about to pee the bed at 3:17 AM, take a whiz, then guzzle another bottle of water. Most hangovers are dehydration oriented! yeah right before you go to bed drink a lot of water no, more than that
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Achmed Jones posted:whoa whoa whoa buddy, oberon is 5.8%, not 5! and woe be upon you if you had pints instead of 12oz servings. and that old fashioned may have had more than the regulation 1.5oz of 80-proof whiskey. why, i bet you had upwards of _four_ standard drinks! maybe even FIVE! the oberon was in 12oz cans. very tasty.
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musta left my beer oberon the table. welp opening another
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polyester concept posted:I simply maintain an unhealthy alcohol tolerance same. surely this will have no lasting consequences.
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DELETE CASCADE posted:musta left my beer oberon the table. welp opening another reminds me of one of my better booze jokes "How do you know if you need another Old Overholt?" "You can still pronounce 'Old Overholt'"
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DELETE CASCADE posted:musta left my beer oberon the table. welp opening another “oberon da table” does sound pretty midwestern
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i always try to drink a full glass of water between alcohols, generally never get a hangover
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mediaphage posted:i always try to drink a full glass of water between alcohols, generally never get a hangover This is a good play. also it cleans your palate a bit so you can do something more interesting than 'guzzle another macrobrew' or 'flaming jager shots woo'
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ive never had flaming jager shots
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Neither have I. It's usually served cold and the alcohol doesn't really burn with that setup
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chester cheetah presents flamin hot jager bombs
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Jonny 290 posted:as an old drunk, number one tip is guzzle a bottle of water before you flop. Then when you wake up about to pee the bed at 3:17 AM, take a whiz, then guzzle another bottle of water. Most hangovers are dehydration oriented! hmm idk. ethanol intake induces cortisol release which keeps you awake early and anxious (it’s the stress hormone) and it has a longer half life than ethanol itself so you feel it for longer and there are also the intermediate metabolic products of ethanol that make you feel awful which you may not have gotten rid of yet and depending on what you drank, ethanol isn’t the only alcoholic like substance you drank possible. more likely with spirits especially cheapo ones lots of fluid intake can mitigate some of these as it can help flush the products out of your bloodstream into your urine so it’s absolutely the correct advice, but I disagree that dehydration is the primary culprit, although it does make everything else way worse which imo is why you should stick to beer. 6 beers is 2 litres. last night I drank 4 litres of beer followed by 1.5 litres of diet lift. i’m never dehydrated (i’m always thirsty) but still feel a bit like poo poo in the morning once heard a rumour the army created a drug that induced the ethanol metabolising hormones and made you hangover free but they thought it was too scary so they hid it but that seems like a conspiracy idea never forget when it comes to drugs ethanol is like the least potent by miles you need 500mcg of clonazepam for a dose but a single “dose” of alcohol is 10grams! and when you binge you totally saturate the alcohol metabolic pathway so half life kinetics don’t even apply anymore, you just process the absolute max the whole time which is approx 10g an hour it’s amazing the body can take it at all
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Didn't read any of that. Just drink some water before you pass out it'll help
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