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echinopsis posted:sugary drinks! i can’t?
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drink your morning mountain dew already
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https://twitter.com/seamus_malek/status/1441827946260406281?s=21
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Started eating this turmeric cereal I found at the local health food store. Not bad at all and my joints feel less creaky.
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Someone has been watching the latest Red Letter Media video
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tryna mire my pecs but that's just a titty
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Sep 29, 2021 03:17
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brush my teeth after i eat my snack when i lay down for the night it fucks up my back
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Sep 29, 2021 03:18
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please stop, my knees popped dj turn the speakers down tonight, lost the fight in bed while there's still sunlight
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Sep 29, 2021 03:55
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oww a-owww a-oww -ouuuuuch
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first loving cold night in the NE and I wake up with my back screaming like a little girl all my windows were closed too but I didn't turn heat on, which I guess was my downfall
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Sep 29, 2021 16:45
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laffo at tik tok
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i didnt know i could pick only 1
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Oct 1, 2021 15:21
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pick both and ride to the heavens on a column of your own shite
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Oct 1, 2021 15:32
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So vegetariac. Much farts. Wow.
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i watched the latest Simpsons episode and in a flashback Marge was in high school in 1999 also back is hosed up, I normally don’t have aches and pain, I’m sure it’s the baby’s fault
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Oct 3, 2021 02:13
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Bart should be 41 and Lisa should be 39, which means she would be president of the USA by now in one of their version of the future.
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MononcQc posted:Bart should be 41 and Lisa should be 39, which means she would be president of the USA by now in one of their version of the future. and bart would be on the supreme court
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people on a podcast this morning talking about an upcoming guest they'll have at a live show. someone named "joe firestone", and i swear i spent a long-rear end time thinking it was roy firestone (it turned out to be "jo firestone" -- that's the name of a lady comic. not the old sports tv-show host) prefect fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Oct 4, 2021 |
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Oct 4, 2021 12:27
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guy smiley, right? that name is carved into my brain my favorite muppet as a child was lew zealand, because he threw boomerang fish. i could never remember his name, though
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Oct 4, 2021 12:33
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the big shaggy monster one always freaked me out.
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prefect posted:guy smiley, right? that name is carved into my brain
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Kenny Logins posted:my favorite muppet is that blue 70s lookin schlemazel who is constantly getting clowned on by grover the balding dude with the mustache? i think his name is mr. johnson and he’s a huge whiny bitch.
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Oct 4, 2021 14:58
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you know who the absolute worst is though? motherfucking baby bear.
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Oct 4, 2021 14:59
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President Beep posted:the balding dude with the mustache? i think his name is mr. johnson and he’s a huge whiny bitch. President Beep posted:you know who the absolute worst is though? motherfucking baby bear.
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the best muppet is Gonzo cause he gets all the chicks.
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the best muppet is cookie monster because he can do a credible tom waits impersonation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q
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axolotl farmer posted:the best muppet is Gonzo cause he gets all the chicks.
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FMguru posted:the best muppet is cookie monster because he can do a credible tom waits impersonation
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i always liked dr bunsen
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so many good muppets.
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there’s a new muppet show on disney plus think? it’s really quite funny.
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President Beep posted:there’s a new muppet show on disney plus think? it’s really quite funny. would be interesting to see how it goes against the late 70s/early 80s show. I think a lot of that was down to how off the wall some of the guest stars were at the time
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President Beep posted:so many good muppets. doctor teeth and floyd rule (floyd is the color pink; get it)
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Oct 5, 2021 05:16
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rotor posted:i always liked dr bunsen beaker and dr honeydew were always a great team. bunsen was his first name, you philistine!
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Mr. Nice! posted:beaker and dr honeydew were always a great team. bunsen was his first name, you philistine!
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tw: lil bit gross maybe I got back in touch with my old youth group leader from the 90s so she’s a bit older like me and after i told her what i did for a job she asks if i can ask a medical question she tells me she’s got threadworms in her vagina and kinda disturbs her sleep anyway there is no product for that so I suggested what to buy and basically to make it herself from crushed tablets in a cream and this morning she told her that the applicator didn’t work so she covered a tampon in cream and inserted that it’s all sorted and she can sleep again anyway this is what’s guaranteed to happen to all of us as we get older
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