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Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

we are going to have worse and more chaotic waves of mass death


:toot:

College Slice

is snyping pages still a thing or am i old

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007


goddamnit, i did something in my sleep last night and pulled a groin muscle

no, not that one you pervs

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

i can't drink beer any more because of gout and it kills me. haven't had a beer in 18 months and despite that haven't lost a kg.

been off the sauce for a couple years now. tried sneaking a beer/glass of wine on 2 occasions and both times it was unpleasant and the hangover was worse

weed rocks tho

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k


Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Chopstick Dystopia posted:

Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.

lol did you seriously slip a disc yawning? You might have

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.




one time during a slow day at work i yawned so hard i pulled a muscle in my neck

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005




Chopstick Dystopia posted:

Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.

lol rip

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



i just had a mug of soup

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

OldAlias posted:

Iím still in my 20s. I am fit and powerful

i am now officially 35 but can still pass for late 20s. every day is a fight against my increasing momentum to dad bod despite not yet being a dad of any type

its okay though, despite a young face i have had like 5 small kidney stones and have orthotics for plantar fasciitis and nascent tailors bunions. its foot health month for me so i went proper old prep and bought gold bond foot power too which loving owns during the warm summer

yospos share your old people things you found out actually work. ill also add my knee pillow for sleep that helps relieve the ache in my left knee ive had every morning for years

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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Agile Vector posted:

i am now officially 35 but can still pass for late 20s. every day is a fight against my increasing momentum to dad bod despite not yet being a dad of any type

its okay though, despite a young face i have had like 5 small kidney stones and have orthotics for plantar fasciitis and nascent tailors bunions. its foot health month for me so i went proper old prep and bought gold bond foot power too which loving owns during the warm summer

yospos share your old people things you found out actually work. ill also add my knee pillow for sleep that helps relieve the ache in my left knee ive had every morning for years

i take a baby aspirin every day in case i have a stroke or afib again to avoid blood clots.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet

although im sure its coming

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet

although im sure its coming

Having a stroke does usually result in coming.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007


Resting Lich Face posted:

Having a stroke does usually result in coming.

isn't when you die the only time you cum and piss at the same time?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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DiggityDoink posted:

isn't when you die the only time you cum and piss at the same time?

youre not trying hard enough

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

youre not trying hard enough

Yeah I'm pretty sure sounding to the point of bladder penetration could do it if you needed to go and had that as your particular fetish.

This has gone a weird place.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

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teh butts


will you just look at all these whiny little children

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


rotor posted:

will you just look at all these whiny little children

why, did you lose your trifocals?

ass
Sep 22, 2011


Young Orc

Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


rear end posted:

Just stop drinking

trust me, this is a really big ask for yosposters

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


just halve your daily alcohol intake, then halve that, then halve that

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


it always saddens me to see how hostile yosposters are to the very simple and reasonable suggestions of "eat less food" and "don't drink alcohol" when they complain about their manifold health problems

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


itt stymie claims to have emotions lol

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


cool cool, guess we're on to the dehumanization part of the thread

Hed
Mar 31, 2004



Fun Shoe

Agile Vector posted:


yospos share your old people things you found out actually work. ill also add my knee pillow for sleep that helps relieve the ache in my left knee ive had every morning for years

myofascial release / trigger point therapy actually works.
this is like a manual for your muscle and flexibility issues:

https://www.amazon.com/Trigger-Point-Therapy-Workbook-Self-Treatment/dp/1572243759

thereís an updated edition of this book but I swear if you look up your knee pain and do the treatment which is probably ironing out a particular spot on your quad or the muscle right underneath that pain will go away

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etJ6RmMPGko

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

just have your daily alcohol intake, then have that, then have that

Tripling my drinking... great idea!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Hed posted:

myofascial release / trigger point therapy actually works.
this is like a manual for your muscle and flexibility issues:

https://www.amazon.com/Trigger-Point-Therapy-Workbook-Self-Treatment/dp/1572243759

thereís an updated edition of this book but I swear if you look up your knee pain and do the treatment which is probably ironing out a particular spot on your quad or the muscle right underneath that pain will go away

that is super cool, im gonna check this out! i wasnt active in sports when i was younger, so ive never had to roll out or massage muscles until a few years ago and its all still pretty foreign to me. thanks!

rear end posted:

Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.

now that my folks have retired this is their daily routine and they both lost a good amount of weight and look way better

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Wait. Guys. If I get up to exercise I can't be in front of my computer. That sounds horrible!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and canít stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


axolotl farmer posted:

I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and canít stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.

You have a bad case of responsible-adult-itis. Sorry; it's terminal.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


axolotl farmer posted:

I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and canít stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.

6:30, Iíve already been up for an hour. no, I donít know why.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003



The Management posted:

I canít post continuously every second, op.

me neither, im not as young as i used to be

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene


Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

hello.

i deal with being old through alcoholism and hopes of liver disease

liver disease is arguably one of the worst ways to die, drowning in your own blood

but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then

I dunno it makes me feel like poo poo but I still do it.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts



Jonny 290 posted:

youre not trying hard enough

do yall even know what the Final Level is

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005




rear end posted:

Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.

i donít think you can ever stop it tbh

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007


rear end posted:

Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.

is that really a life worth living?

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene


rear end posted:

Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age.

lol someone beat me to changing pedo pete's av

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



Iím glad stymie found a friend though

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
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teh butts


i think i realized a few days back that i have keyboards that are older than some yosposters

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