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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I was staying at the Cecil Hotel off Skid Row and went out onto the 6th-floor fire escape to smoke. Next thing I know I'm waking up handcuffed to a bed in USC Medical center shy a shoe, my phone and any memory of what the gently caress happened.

I might have landed on this thing



and then fallen off that, but honestly I have no idea what really happened and how I survived

whoa :stare:

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

thats great if you fart all the time

I can hear you're posting from across the Baltic Sea, Jerry

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

President Beep posted:

don’t go to Halifax. ships blow up there.

how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now...

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I collected insects in rural Novaux Brunswick in th 00s and it is a very spooky place. like everybody could be banjo playing vampires spooky.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


MooD

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

there's a line in the XTC song Playground "You may leave school, but school never leaves you"".

when I'm stressed about anything my dreams always end up in a big confusing highschool.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

going off SSRIs a little too fast gave me gory splatter nightmares. but the brain zaps were even worse.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Look for a toothpaste with fluoride, but without sodium lauryl sulfate. Sls is soap and is a foaming agent, but doesn’t do much for cleaning. However, it can cause irritation and also blocks som taste receptors. Sls is the reason coffee tastes awful if you drink it too soon after brushing your teeth.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

don't push your Kinks on other people

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I liked Kids in the Hall and The Edge (What is Chewbacca doing RIGHT THIS MINUTE), but the latter is pretty much forgotten now.

UK comedy was better anyway.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jonny 290 posted:

except for that monty python stuff

loved it as a kid, but it hasn’t aged well. The Young Ones, though.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

It's more along the lines of Spaulding Grey. I don't think he does poetry.

And honestly I'd rather listen to Henry Rollins' spoken word stuff than listen to him pass a kidney stone with guitar behind it

did I imagine this or did Sifl & Olli make a lounge cover of Liar back in the day when MTV had content?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cold on a Cob posted:

mods rename this thread to "old man yells at soundcloud", tia

yess

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

K O O D G E !

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

matti posted:

just had a mcvegan

they are ok. not great or even good, but just ok. got that typical McD flavor.

they’re better than the old McBean that was a deep fried veggie patty. the kind that’s made with mashed potatoes and breading.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

nautical theme pashmina afghan

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

But loads of people with gout drink. It's a matter of loving up a few times to see what works and what definitely workn't.

an old Swedish name for gout is 'port wine toe'

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

We call them "hirvenkyrpä".

we call them fry-shovel "stekspade"

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

most stuff in drawers, a big pot of spatulas, spoons, tongs, and other stuff by the stove.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jerry, get a covid test asap :ohdear:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

we'll see who's laughing when the communists sweep the next election in sweden :smug:

all the conservative and libertarian-leaning right wing partiess are looking into securing the power with help from the actual nazi party. it's terrible.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The house still has all the 1970s decor, including burnt orange carpets, drop ceilings, and fake wood panelling.

that’s cool and they should keep it thay way if it’s in good shape. way better than replacing it with some bland white cheap decor.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

mystes posted:

My aunt who's retired and a birder drives like 2-6 hours every day to try to see rare birds that look exactly like extremely common birds. I think I'd rather just watch the snyder cut if it's all the same.

you’re aunt is cool and birding is a great way to be outdoors and actually have fun.

I enjoy birding, but I’m not competitive. just like to be out there seeing som birds go about their bird business. twitchers that drive across the entire country to see a Siberian rubythroat that took a wrong turn at Omsk isn’t my style.

I like to set up my scope and poor myself some coffee and listen for weird bird calls. Mrs Farmer is much more competitive than me and keeps checklists and stuff. if it’s a bird that I have never seen before, great. if not, pretty great too.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

i love actors who go over the top ham. it makes whatever dumb character they're playing a lot more fun

this is why Avery Brooks is so good in Deep Space 9.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

sisko is the best tv dad. it's not often you see a tv dad be physically and emotionally affectionate with their kids, especiall not older kids.

I love DS9, Avery Brooks is perfect for the part, and the hamming it up could be seen as in character, that it's actually Sisko Kirking it up rather than Avery Brooks acting Shatnerian.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Woody Allen is very good at writing oneliner comedy.

He’s no Mitch Hedberg, but good.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


why are you barking in Swedish?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


I also like food. +45 metabolism sucks :sigh:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

President Beep posted:

my wife says i should start taking a multivitamin but idk aren’t a bunch of them just ineffective garbage? idk.

since I stopped eating meat and dating (and marrying) a vegan my iron levels dropped because I wasn’t getting enough B12.

so now I take B12 and a shot of cherry flavored iron liquid regularily.

I love all kinds of food so giving up eating tetrapods wasn’t hard.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

had to give up meat because gastrointestinal cancer runs in my family and I’m old enough to care that I should do what I can to avoid it: don’t smoke (never did), don’t eat red meat or any kind of charcuterie (not that difficult), and the most difficult don’t get fat :sigh:.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

if you look in a mirror in the dark and repeat 'ei saa peittää' three times, Jerry Cotton will show up and post all over the place

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

:confused:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I slept on a too hard pillow a couple of nights ago and my neck hurts since :(

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

echi, cool it with the lf-posting and go make some sweet rodtronics rainbows instead.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

FMguru posted:

first you get down on your knees
fiddle with your rosaries
bow your head with great respect
and genuflect genuflect genuflect!

I understand that reference :)

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I like your posting echi, just cool it when people tell you to. :shobon:

I'm rooting for you, like I want you to be happy and make weird creative projects and not be depressed. and post about it.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

my apartment, car and student loans are payed off, mostly from selling the house I grew up in.

I'd rather have alive parents :(

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

NAMBLA, but also with guns!

Welcome to the Republican party

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Fortaleza posted:

When I have some buttermilk left over from making buttermilk bread I like to add a bunch of sugar and citrus zest and some vanilla extract, it tastes like some sort of proto ice cream.

congratulations, you just invented the Danish dessert koldskål.

chill it and throw in some crumbled cardamom cookies too.

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