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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

President Beep posted:

was that david crosby, or gallagher?

prop comic Bruce Baum

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

tk posted:

You kind of have to give up soups.

moustache
soup
dignity

pick two

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I’ll have the chilled soy broth with rolled maize croutons and sun ripe cavendish medallions.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Turnquiet posted:

i did my cardiologist appointment on monday-

sorry to miss this among the soup jokes. take care of your heart, and good on you for leaving the latter days.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


the pro pancake topping

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Carthag Tuek posted:

yeah, they do. or did, its not that common to put "the end" in movies anymore

"slutspurt" is funnier anyway (means "final sprint")

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sitt här blott en stund
Snart kommer kiropraktoren

Diktonius 2.19

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I haev big bones.

and I cannot lie

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I tried a latex pillow but missed a curly brace somewhere and now my bed is full of lorem ipsum garbage :mad:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


:toot:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

last week I slept in a tent and tried to turn over in a sleeping bag, and felt something go *snap* along my ribs.

a week later and it starts to hurt like hell and it sucks, and I'm on Ibuprofen again. I have no idea what kind of ligament of whatever decided to self-destruct from just trying to find the least uncomfortable sleeping position.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

goblin week posted:

wtf is a pound

it's something your own butt does to your butt according to Dr Charles Tingle.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Binary Badger posted:

This might reveal how :corsair: I am but does anyone remember getting their smallpox vaccine?

I don’t remember, because I was like a year old, but I was born early 1975, ang got one. They stopped vaccinations for smallpox just a few months later.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

my back is killing me again. I didn't do anything, but maybe that's the real problem :(

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Kenny Logins posted:

hey jerry. good to see you

yeah, welcome back.

now stop posting in DnD :getin:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Roosevelt posted:

so big that ??

????

orange you glad that I didn’t say lasagna?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


auugh!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

even more dangerous than cold water is the single crumb of toast that you inhale when you’re just about to take a bite.

that water choke face but with wheezing and hyoonking :stonk:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Kenny Logins posted:

"just flew back from the island of dr moreau and boy are my arms tigers"

:laffo:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cold on a Cob posted:

GOUTSE.CX: instagram has started showing me ads for dentures

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

yess

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

fritz posted:

the thing to watch out for is “frozen shoulder” that’ll really do a number on your lifestyle

I had frozen shoulder first on my left side and a year later on my right. it suucked.

it hurts and my should got so stiff I had to reinvent how I did everyday stuff like putting on a shirt or shouldering a backpack.

still not 100% mobilty, but getting there.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Still better than Pågens.

Pågenlimpa owns, but it’s pretty much cake disguised as bread.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I like danish dark rye bread too. In conclusion, bread is a land of contrasts.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Achmed Jones posted:

if you're gonna throw somebody down a well actually you really shouldn't be guessing based on what you saw in star wars

what if your country has a problem and that problem is transport?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

mystes posted:

A problem with transport? Like not enough cars and highway lanes?

it's a reference to a Borat clip where he gets a bar full of good ole' country folk singing along to a pogrom song within two minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh7NwGxyxW4&t=26s

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I just take pirunpaskaroppi both internally and externally.

you too? I take Cepofan pills.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

naprapathy is to meat what ostepathy is to bones.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Subjunctive posted:

printers should be Brother laser printers, ideally monochrome, connected via ethernet

or an Apple Laser Writer II. those beasts were the only printers that survived in student labs.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Cold on a Cob posted:

I’m in this music video and I don’t like it

https://youtu.be/-KACt6YhOyY

my #1 played song on Spotify 2023 :unsmith:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I tied my winter boots too tight and now I got some kind of irritated tendon in my right ankle.

I'm limping because of shoelaces. :negative:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

imagine four dogs barfing on a cliff…

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I think my iq bottomed out around 17. stupid and extremely lazy. floppy wide denims and a Wil Weaton 90s page cut too.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

foot still hurts, still limping and cranky :mad:. I'm used to walking everywhere, this sucks.

physio guy is just 'welp, looks like you pulled this weird muscle on the side of your foot. hope it gets better.'

also rip to echi. take care you weirdo. posting your every intrusive thought on the internet is a really bad idea.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

ärans och hjältarnas språk, för fan :sweden:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

thanks randomwaffle, thrandomwaffle

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Mr. Nice! posted:

i don't want to listen to imagine dragons.

I haven’t heard the level of pure suck produced by Imagine Dragons since goddamn Butterfly by Crazytown back in uhhh 2002?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I am telling all of you all: it is sabotage.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I think I went to that festival in Dublin, OH in 2008. That year they had Rick Springfield. He was old.

I am truely sorry for you lots for living in the greater Columbus area.

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