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I wake up with the sun most days and it feels really good. Nice and toasty under the sheets & a wool blanket in a cold house, dog laying by my feet keeping them warm too. Last night’s dream has faded but it involved something about being in the drug business and earning the respect of Avon Barksdale, or maybe the actor Wood Harris? I get maybe one nightmare a year or so and they always involve me committing acts of extreme violence against vague personifications of things I hate and I wake up feeling awful and angry. My back aches a bit at the end of active days but that’s because I’m fat with a big ol’ gut to carry around. I rejoined my favorite gym... right in march lol
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2020 05:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:12 |
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Wake up naturally at 6:30 -> think “nah” and keep resting for a bit, give the dog belly rubs -> think about what needs to get done today and what might get done, and how you’ll try to bridge that gap -> get up a bit before the sun (8am here now) -> some granola for breakfast and pancakes on the weekend but call them “flapjacks” since it’s cooler and more outdoorsy -> some espresso in your favorite mug from a long-closed cafe that gives you so much joy that Marie Kondo would ask you to tone it down a bit -> log into work, maybe get some stuff done and exaggerate what you’re doing during standup, the work isn’t going to save you so have some perspective -> chop some wood, you need the exercise ya know -> work up an appetite, have some leftovers for lunch or maybe throw together a sandwich -> try to work on a cool project or aspect that you actually enjoy, maybe do some resume padding stuff -> read and maybe shitpost on the forums for a bit -> several hours of whatever you want + whatever you need to do; some woodworking, video games, texting & catching up with friends and/or loved ones, walk the dog before it gets too dark -> soup or stew for dinner, slurp loudly ‘cause you’re a grown-rear end man/woman and can do what you want -> get a fire going -> some brandy or whiskey to really warm up -> get some reading done, watch some sports, maybe go through your “to watch” list to find a nice movie -> retire to bed, let the dog curl up at your feet -> get frustrated at the NYT crossword and hit “autocheck”, mutter “nobody calls it that, gently caress you” and close the app in disgust -> maybe some more reading -> fall asleep soundly knowing that everything you actually have control over is doing ok, and as long as you keep that up you’re going to more than just make it
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 04:00 |
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Always put salt on your tongue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83MEuLoz9Y
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 19:34 |
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Made myself feel old today by realizing this is the year of Super Troopers 20th Anniversary Edition
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 02:49 |
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The Beatles rule
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 16:38 |
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I was a teen in the early and mid 2000s and music then was absolutely dogshit. Just terrible terrible stuff.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 06:48 |
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Nah, nu-metal and poo poo was bad everyone knows this https://youtu.be/sIlNIVXpIns
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 07:17 |
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https://youtu.be/xpKxtTPQ1Q8 these tin eared bands were so bad lmao 2001 gave us Daft Punk’s Discovery though and that album is an all-time great
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 07:33 |
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Apparently Jello's a friend of a friend back in SF. The way it was described to me, the dude is really active in the music scene and just shows up to stuff all the time and is hard to get rid of.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 01:10 |
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Jonny 290 posted:paired with the adults-only site, OnlyGams lol
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 18:47 |
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I gave up ordering out for lent since it's such a terrible habit and I'm basically vegetarian now, didn't really think about it. Got a half hog share coming my way in September though, any vegetarian habits that last until then are going straight out the window.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 19:15 |
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I like to use a local burger place that set their grubhub menu such that you can tip the staff through it. "Buy a round for the kitchen" as a burger add on or something like that.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 19:24 |
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Jane, you ignorant s-word
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 20:08 |
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This is just his way of admitting he has a crush on smoka ☺️
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 19:17 |
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Oh yeah, that BK is notorious. I never personally saw any outbreaks of violence there but only went one or two times. Busker friend of mine saw a brawl there of the "they're not moving, someone check if they're still breathing" sort and tried to avoid it ever since.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 00:23 |
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I always went to All Star cafe further down marker past 11th, good Philly cheesesteak there although you wouldn’t think it.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 01:31 |
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 01:44 |
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I have my smart lights set up such that if you say "Hey Siri, there's been a hull breach!" they all turn red and some start flashing.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 17:10 |
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Tom Hanks is cool as hell and has an obsession with typewriters, which are neat.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 23:27 |
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Portland is organized into quadrants with NW, SW, SE, NE. But thanks to a bend in the river there's also just North, so we actually have five quadrants.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 18:52 |
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there's a bar in North Portland called that, because lol five quadrants And I live on one of the quadrant-dividing streets so technically my address isn't any of them it's just "east"
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 19:23 |
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Years ago I had to get a car towed in Portland and somehow the towing company managed to send a dude to the exact same address but in Los Angeles. That was a very confusing "ok I'm here, where is the car?" call
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 19:52 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:century rides. It’s gonna own so hard when you reach this milestone. Post maps when you do that poo poo’s cool
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 15:54 |
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Right-handed people are scared of us and our power.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 05:04 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Postal Service Banking Now Branches in every zip code, staffed with federal union workers that all sound like this loving guy right here https://youtu.be/_3mw49mk_x0
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 05:52 |
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I got your roll of quarters right here, pal
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 05:55 |
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Yo shut the gently caress up, dude. These posts suck rear end and you should be embarrassed as hell
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 06:46 |
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quote:if I ever met a person unsuitable for long duration and energetic dissociatives, it's this one weird dude You’re goddamn right
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 06:47 |
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echinopsis posted:oops sorry, thanks for telling me Not in the slightest and your hurf-le-durf I have no shame and can’t stop posting!! poo poo sucks rear end. Unless you’re going to have a meltdown we can laugh at and not with later don’t bother.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 07:29 |
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Everyone should, it’s the coolest
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 02:36 |
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Wrapping up the design of my miter station, once I get a cut list soon I’ll be haulin’ hella lumber
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 02:52 |
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“Makerspaces” and tool libraries are kinda like that
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 03:08 |
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When I get some land it'll be in the woods and there'll be just enough tools to make a nice cabin and maybe other smaller buildings. Only people allowed are close friends and total babes who are willing to play along with my "top secret agent in self exile in the forest until called back for One Last Job" fantasies
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 19:39 |
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I like turbulence, it’s like going on a mini rollercoaster, which are great
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 06:51 |
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I've had a set of three arkansas stones for sharpening for years and only just found out I've been using them in the wrong order the whole time
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 17:59 |
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When I have some buttermilk left over from making buttermilk bread I like to add a bunch of sugar and citrus zest and some vanilla extract, it tastes like some sort of proto ice cream.
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 20:22 |
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axolotl farmer posted:congratulations, you just invented the Danish dessert koldskål. I actually got it from a koldskål recipe I just forgot the name
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# ¿ May 17, 2021 22:24 |
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Thanks to two huge crashes the 2000s basically never happened in america, economically.
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 17:56 |
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Don’t remember my walk but in my little sister’s year there was one kid that was temporarily in a wheelchair because of surgery (mild hernia or something like that) so he didn’t need it but it was a precaution. He wheeled up onto the stage and got up and walked to get his diploma and the whole audience stood up and clapped like he was some hero overcoming horrible adversity while he had a huge shiteating grin on his face lol
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2021 01:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:12 |
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I liked the gag where Austin powers was banking on the communists to win the Cold War the whole time lol
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 16:40 |