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Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

i can't drink beer any more because of gout and it kills me. haven't had a beer in 18 months and despite that haven't lost a kg.

been off the sauce for a couple years now. tried sneaking a beer/glass of wine on 2 occasions and both times it was unpleasant and the hangover was worse

weed rocks tho

# ¿ Aug 18, 2019 15:17

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# ¿ May 21, 2022 06:03

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i hope that guy knows you are not supposed to keep socks for twenty years

if you buy quality wool socks and know how to darn them, why not?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 20:37

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

you have found my weakness

it's easy, you just need a mushroom

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 23:05

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

thinking about suspenders to hold up my mom jeans but maybe I’m just bad at picking out jeans

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 21:21

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I guess! or I can try taking in the waist, or try different foundation garments

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 21:25

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

they don’t fall off. they migrate down from my natural waist to my trouser waist. it’s because I’m a tall bitch

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 21:44

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

there’s a thing called fashion

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 21:48

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

that is a good post echi :pram:

# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 18:49

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I’ve been “struggling” with my weight but also trying to shame myself less as it contributes to anxiety. there is definitely a feedback loop where the deliciousness of a food overrides any sense of “fullness” I might have and I don’t notice I’ve overeaten until it’s done. best I can manage is portion control (hard) and healthy selections (less hard)

# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 20:18

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

👀 that sounds like a good read

# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 20:36

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I tore my MCL a while back it hurt

I dont' feel weather in my bones yet tho

# ¿ Aug 23, 2019 13:20

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I highly value my sleep due to past trauma. do not intrude upon my bedtime. I will destroy you in small and insidious ways :^)

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 16:58

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I have carpal tunnel problems

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 21:02

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I already wear a bra for my boobs

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 14:17

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

memento mori

# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 18:27

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

hidden_msg posted:

year ago had to have back surgery and now my back is hurting again. Paranoid of bending over. Yearning for sweet release.

get one of those shoe horns on a stick at ikea, also a grabber thingy

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 12:23

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I’m the picture of health

# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 17:56

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

age is a lie, just do your best and have fun

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 21:46

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I have to get a flu shot because I work for the hospital

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 13:53

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

my ears keep growing little hairs

# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 19:07

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I have a couch

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 01:57

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

minivanmegafun posted:

I’m tired of carrying a laptop around and my back is super sore after trying to carry it and my saxophone around on the train today

I use a small luggage bag with wheels for my work stuff

# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 14:17

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Lady Grey tea is a trademarked variation on Earl Grey tea. Like Earl Grey, it is a black tea flavoured with bergamot essential oil.

Lady Grey tea is a modern invention, created by Twinings in the early 1990s to appeal to the Nordic market, which found Earl Grey tea too strong in flavour.[1] The name is trademarked to Twinings.[2] Lady Grey differs from Earl Grey in that it contains additional lemon peel and orange peel. It first went on sale in Norway in 1994 and in Britain in 1996.[1]

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 23:45

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

bergamot is an almost totally inedible citrus fruit with a lovely, lovely fragrance. hence its use in flavoring tea, tobacco, perfume, etc

this is geriatric-thread-relevant because you have to either be old, or be fishmech, to care

its an underrated fruit but superseded for most food purposes by lemon I assume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1UcdiYtOtg

I'd love access to a bergamot tree

# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 23:55

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I once stayed up all night and went to work a retail shift, I was blacking out on my feet towards the end

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 18:22

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I"m young and spritely

# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 19:52

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

dang I’m gonna try drinking my fancy expensive puer tea all loose like that

# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 22:21

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

Silver Alicorn posted:

dang I’m gonna try drinking my fancy expensive puer tea all loose like that

tried this today. it worked well! easy enough to keep from swallowing a bunch of leaves and I got 3 cups out

# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 22:39

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I pulled a neck muscle playing Beat Saber

# ¿ Apr 24, 2022 00:32

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# ¿ May 21, 2022 06:03

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

I spent 90 minutes on the exercise bike watching youtube last night

# ¿ Apr 24, 2022 14:47

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