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A man goes to visit a doctor who is acclaimed for his ability to treat melancholia. “I can’t eat, I can’t sleep,” says the man. “I feel constantly miserable. Please help me, doctor.” “Laughter is the best medicine, my friend,” says the doctor. “Whatever you do make sure you don't read any of rotor's posts. They are exquisitely unfunny and will amplify all your ills without any pills or potions from my cabinet.” The man looks at the doctor for a moment. “Ah,” he says. “That won’t help.” “Why not, sir?” The man shrugs. “I am rotor.”
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what's a grandma seizure
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Jan 7, 2020 03:33
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rotor posted:ive never had a kidney stone and i live in mortal fear of them 
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Feb 14, 2020 05:40
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:he's dead to me oh that's a relief
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May 8, 2020 07:53
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I use Feedly but it's a real piece of poo poo compard to Google Reader. same and same
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May 9, 2020 09:16
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3D Megadoodoo posted:My bum bled once and I went to the doctor and they said yeah dude your bum is bleeding and sent me home. i was teaching a course in spain a couple of years ago and one morning i got up and just poo poo out a whole bunch of blood the lady who was running the course had to take me to the hospital and act as interpreter for me "tiene sangre en el culo, mucho mucho sangre", which was super fun for both of us. anyway that's how i got fingered by a spaniard. turns out it was just a 'rhoid that popped like a balloon. apparently you shouldn't worry too much if the blood coming out of your rear end is fresh and red because that's coming from right near your butthole, but should worry a lot if it's clotted because that means it's way up in the works somewhere and probably much more dangerous
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May 14, 2020 01:15
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paul harvey voice: and now you know...too much of the story
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May 14, 2020 01:15
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that was p much my morning that day, yeah
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May 14, 2020 01:19
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Cold on a Cob posted:ok you can have a little MEGAPUSSI then yeah just a couple dozen KILOPUSSI
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May 14, 2020 01:32
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:nobody expects the spanish buttfingering oh look who's never been to ibiza
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May 14, 2020 15:40
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lol
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May 15, 2020 20:56
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i've had problems with your dick for years
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Jun 12, 2020 23:21
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i don't drink much soda but a liter is not that much by soda junkie standards, it's not even three cans of soda
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Jun 13, 2020 23:11
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3D Megadoodoo posted:it's also... exactly one litre i was dumbing it down for our american friends anyway for some reason i thought soda cans were 375ml, but apparently they're 330
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Jun 15, 2020 00:17
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i've been bouncing from blood pressure medication to blood pressure medication for a year and a half now trying to find one that actually works but doesn't give me migraine auras, it's a gently caress
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Jul 23, 2020 09:25
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i go through periods where i have them almost every day and then i don't have them for weeks. getting an mri when i get back to frankfurt just to make sure my brain's in straight, but the neurologist already said "if it's been going on for a year and you're still alive it's probably not a tumor" so that's good
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Jul 23, 2020 10:24
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yeah my migraine situation is relatively mild but still sucks. basically i just get these sudden disorienting electric waves going across my brain that make me feel like my eyes are pointing in two slightly different directions. maybe 1/5 of the time about thirty minutes later i'll have a sudden squeezy headache that lasts for less than thirty seconds and is gone. it's weird and disorienting but it's not debilitating, my main issue with it is that i want to be 100% sure it's not something nastier.
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Jul 26, 2020 10:31
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yesterday was my birthday so now i am even older wtf
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Jul 29, 2020 01:25
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j290 you seem to be moving from strength to strength, idk how you'd have doubts at this point i want to live for as long as i possibly can but i am tempted to just leave the world of men like frodo at the end of the lord of the rings. just wander around the forest eating berries and magic mushrooms, become a figure of local legend somewhere or just get one of these italian houses for one euro https://boingboing.net/2020/07/22/small-italian-town-selling-c.html
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Jul 29, 2020 21:51
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President Beep posted:there are people who depend on me (my fellow yosposters) somebody has to keep the bar low around here, like a pace car for shitposting
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Jul 30, 2020 03:15
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let me look it up on somethingoffal.com
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Jul 30, 2020 07:04
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graph posted:full loving daylight from 5am to 9pm is stupid and sucks rear end lol this is my least favorite part about summer in frankfurt. my body's sleep code clearly says "go to bed three hours after sunset, wake up with sunrise" and in furt that's like 3-4 hours in the middle of summer
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Aug 13, 2020 21:55
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axolotl farmer posted:checking in from 59° North in Stockholm. in June, the sun sets but the sky never gets dark. i would just be walking around like O_O after about three days of that
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Aug 14, 2020 10:32
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Gentle Autist posted:After years of resistance I got a CPAP to treat my snoring and sleep apnea. it owns. Previously I was waking up like 3 or 4 times a night because I thought I needed to piss, turns out I just couldn’t breathe. i was tired all the time countdown to you pissing the bed lol
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Aug 21, 2020 05:52
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FMguru posted:accidentally or on purpose? first one, then the other
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Aug 21, 2020 11:50
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Achmed Jones posted:my lower back has been really painful lately, waking me up at night and keeping me from sleeping. I hope it's just the extra belly or the lack of stretching and that losing weight and stretching will fix it. otherwise rip me do you sleep with a pillow between your knees, by chance? i had just absolutely debilitating lower back problems but then i tried sleeping with a pillow between my knees so that my spine wasn't twisted at night and my back issues were literally gone the next day
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Sep 20, 2020 07:14
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echinopsis posted:my knee still hurts and god I wish I could get excited about anything at all in life lmao my knee same except incipient hernia gonna have to get surgery
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May 2, 2021 21:09
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fart simpson posted:no, it was a tick borne illness called rocky mountain spotted fever. i was the first recorded case in maine. oh no that's an easy mistake to make but those are actually appalachian hot dots
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May 3, 2021 04:26
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literally rocking the cross breeze right now
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May 3, 2021 23:54
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my elderly mother is on very expensive prescription laxatives and now i'm wondering whether we shouldn't just be buying her a shitload of sugar free gummies instead
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Jan 11, 2022 01:08
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FMguru posted:happy new year, trig happy new year!
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Jan 11, 2022 01:22
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skeedop badap butthole
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Jan 16, 2022 11:39
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Silver Alicorn posted:I"m young and spritely i'm old and spitely
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Apr 4, 2022 02:09
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fart simpson posted:i slammed my knee really hard into a bus seat on my way home today and now its swelling and starting to bruise and i cant squat down without pain about a week ago i stepped wrong on my right foot and rolled my ankle a bit, and in the process of recovering i rolled my left knee instead and it still hurts when i go up and down stairs
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Apr 20, 2022 22:05
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i take a viagra every day if you stay ready you don't have to get ready
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Apr 25, 2022 06:26
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i woke up this morning with a very hosed up knee here is a list of activities that may have led to this hosed up knee: sleeping
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Apr 25, 2022 22:15
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Jonny 290 posted:there are chuds everywhere in America. that's why i live in japan  in okinawa, which is crawling with american military 
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May 8, 2022 07:18
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graph posted:ive puked twice in the last 20 years i puked once about two years ago after a long night of horking down whiskey, but last time before that was in 2001 just not a big puker, my posts notwithstanding
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rotor posted:yeah i am well past 40 and have no actual ailments other than allergies, baldness and a bad knee I've had since I was 17 you have a serious case of TPS though (terrible posting syndrome)
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