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one time during a slow day at work i yawned so hard i pulled a muscle in my neck
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:the who recommends vaccination i hope you dont die before you get old (talkin' bout your vaccination)
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Sep 11, 2019 20:42
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i was shown the gutter content of Tik Tok for the first time tonight, and i fear i've turned full ray smuckles how come you kids are so god damned stupid every single second of the god damned day
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Sep 13, 2019 05:34
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i noticed i have several grey hairs now in my beard
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Sep 25, 2019 21:48
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every time i pull a nose hair i sneeze, so it's not ideal
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Sep 26, 2019 17:33
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Uptime Sinclair posted:tomhanksyouvegotmail.gif 
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Oct 1, 2019 02:38
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graph posted:i had this done in high school on both toes. the procedure was absolutely gruesome i got ingrowns on both big toes in high school and my soccer coach thought i was being a pussy for missing practice
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Oct 17, 2019 06:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:Watch this, fuckers: ow my back
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Oct 17, 2019 20:20
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when i started dating again a few years ago i tried tinder for the first time. that was wild. i suddenly felt very old.
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echinopsis posted:pretty sure my diabetic body won’t even last that long, I’ve been diabetic since 21 so heart attack in 40s is likely, especially since I live pretty self destructively most of the time. my grandfather did "cleanup" duty in germany towards the end of the war in 45, and i never got to hear a story. i assume he was picking up debris and sweeping floors.
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Nov 1, 2019 00:04
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Man I got the 'Golfers Elbow' on the inside of my right arm and its totally ruining my sikk gainz at the gym... Srs its a weird affliction as it's a really exact and specific range of motion that will trigger it, every other exercise is fine but anything bicep-curl based, here come the pain. I'm going to look like one of those bros who skip leg day, only inverted if a saw a guy with 30" quads, big meaty calves, and then just a twinky little torso and arms, i don't know what i'd do
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Nov 4, 2019 00:34
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Jerry Cotton posted:literally feat. a band called "Pensioners" they look like penn & teller got split into a five person band
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Nov 4, 2019 05:32
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i enjoy watching reruns of Jacques Pepin Heart & Soul on the local public channel that they play sometimes on the television in the residence social area
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Nov 5, 2019 01:48
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can you OD on melatonin?
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Nov 7, 2019 02:26
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Nov 8, 2019 01:59
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Gentle Autist posted:biggest risk of death from getting high af at dance parties is dying from embarassment the next day when you think back on the poo poo you said/did, the way you danced, etc while this is true, tragically most deaths could be prevented by realizing that nobody really gives a poo poo
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Nov 8, 2019 02:40
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly do you have a BDSM-gear-cock on your chin. oh poo poo
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Nov 8, 2019 14:58
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echinopsis posted:what do you do with them like bath or some poo poo yeah or just soak your old feet. feels good man
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Nov 10, 2019 03:06
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eschaton posted:embrace it none of this works unless you also have the dumb mustache and 2 week stubble of an embedded special forces commando
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Nov 16, 2019 20:18
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i have an actual geriatric next door neighbor who likes to scold me every now and then about the bird feeder because it attracts deer and is illegal. he is my personal squirrel foe
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https://blueridgediscoverycenter.org/blueridgediscoverycenterblog/2018/10/1/mountain-boomer
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Nov 20, 2019 14:08
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Achmed Jones posted:my doctor scheduled a bunch of tests and stuff to see if I have arthritis or what. also wants me to do a sleep study for apnea cause I guess my palate, much like the rest of me, has a dumb shape i went to the doctor yesterday. he said "sounds like we've got a lot going on and not a lot of time." i told him i was having trouble sleeping, i've gained a lot of weight, and i think i might depressed. he renewed my blood pressure scrip and sent me on my way.
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Nov 21, 2019 00:14
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prefect posted:i'm not sure it's good to tell everybody to bang one guy's wife fuckin lmao
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Nov 22, 2019 03:35
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posting in yospos a post from twitter about posters posting in yospos
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Dec 9, 2019 13:34
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prefect posted:what are "akuma" and "dan"? the search is over the olds thread has finally found its king
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Dec 9, 2019 13:50
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prefect posted:street fighter characters i know: ken, ryu, blanka, dhalsim, guile, raul julia, m bison, mike tyson, that spanish guy who climbs the fence, the sumo guy with the hands, the girl with the kicking-real-fast thing... 
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tekken: roger
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rotor posted:the real question is who is this Mal person and what makes his seizures so loving great grand
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this morning i got up and my hip hurt really bad. that's it. went to bed fine, woke up, and my hip hurt. now i'm limping around like an old pug
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get a real massage from a human imo
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Jan 27, 2020 17:33
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prefect posted:also gross: chiropractors doing their thing on pets when my gf was a kid, her dad had a chiropractor do his thing on a horse i guess it fixed the problem though. hoerses are weird
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I've never had a gout attack, what are you people eating roast squab, beluga caviar, and protein powder
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here come all the dads to chat about decks and deck maintenance 
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Trig Discipline posted:yesterday was my birthday so now i am even older 
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Jul 29, 2020 02:44
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i regularly take long breaks from my computing career to go power lift with my bros and sneer at laborers
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prefect posted:pistachio is the best ice cream flavor i always thought rum raisin ice cream sounded horrible rotor posted:heath bars in it correct
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rotor posted:beep doesn't know about boats, pass it on lol does he know about the cars that fly?
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Achmed Jones posted:my lower back has been really painful lately, waking me up at night and keeping me from sleeping. I hope it's just the extra belly or the lack of stretching and that losing weight and stretching will fix it. otherwise rip me stretch your legs like hamstrings back of the legs etc. even if it's just a lazy stretch it helps me
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rotor posted:can we please not use phrases like "new pus sack" please? tia. old pus sack
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