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i think part of aging is just not caring as much about things that happened in the past. it happened, move on. i'm sure you could ask plenty of five year olds what they had for lunch on friday, and they could tell you. me? idk, but it's poo now.
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Achmed Jones posted:I always thought brushing your teeth in the office bathroom was kinda gross. at any given time, someone is making GBS threads it's meeee
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psiox posted:oops, i accidentally walked while aging and now my right foot hurts for no reason i can discern at all my knee makes a popping noise when i walk around. that's just what it does now.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:a 6-story fall  what??
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:https://www.theonion.com/arbys-now-charging-2-99-to-let-customers-go-behind-cou-1819573207 i don't know if it's a normal thing, but the arbys near me had a section on the drive-thru menu just for ordering their beef flaps by the pound.
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Dec 6, 2020 23:54
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Jonny 290 posted:that was your mom's house actually *adds jonny 290's name to the great book of grudges*
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Kenny Logins posted:real olds hours who up i've been waking up before 5 since about June. hosed up.
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Shaggar posted:dream: someone had a blocker at standup because of another team my worst dreams are where i'm at work stuck doing some routine that never ends. then i wake up in the morning and think "well that sucked," and then i have to log on and do some endless routine again
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Achmed Jones posted:my academic dreams are usually about algebra 2 in high school. occasionally it's a grad school prof administering an algebra 2 exam, but it's usually my high school teacher i think of all the education that i missed but then my homework was never quite like this
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i had a super weird dream last night that i think had a lot of symbolism, but i won't describe it too much cause dreams are boring to read about. it was me at my parents' house with the people i work with, my boss gave me some broken eggs that each contained two yolks, i planted a very small cherry tree, and there was a large open field
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3D Megadoodoo posted:JK I loathe all Americans. go back to your hut and have a herring and turnip sandwich, you old grump
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Jan 11, 2021 18:23
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Kenny Logins posted:you're tellin' me pal you're av needs an update 
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Jan 11, 2021 20:24
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President Beep posted:sciatica is back with a vengeance this evening and I also keep getting these painful bumps on my tongue. been like two weeks. I’m about to chew the fucker off. put some salt on the sores for a few minutes
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Jan 27, 2021 04:01
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President Beep posted:update shoutout to roosevelt. ever since i put some salt on my tongue yesterday it’s felt better than it has in a few weeks. the system works! i am very old and wise. im glad it's feeling better, i hate those things
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prefect posted:Named after Joseph Lister, who pioneered antiseptic surgery at the Glasgow Royal Infirmary in Scotland, Listerine was developed in 1879 by Joseph Lawrence, a chemist in St. Louis, Missouri.[1] 
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Jan 28, 2021 23:45
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not completely related, but i hate when i say something like "i don't like how X does Y" then someone says "oh, are you really surprised by that?  "no, dickhead, it doesn't surprise me. all i said is i don't like it.
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george > paul > ringo > john
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little nephew what in HELL are you wearin
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President Beep posted:had a class in high school where everyone had to choose a song to lip sync to and this is what i did. oh you were *that* kid
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Feb 15, 2021 16:51
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i like the idea of some 38 year old egyptian grandpa who's probably close to death ranting about how the pyramids in his day had steps, not these newfangled smooth sided ones
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Feb 17, 2021 20:43
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ive been led to believe that you were there at the time
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Feb 17, 2021 20:56
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qirex posted:I slept wrong so now my back will probably be sore for 2 days im pretty much always at a baseline 3 on the pain chart
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Jonny 290 posted:this burger joint had those loving """"" HaNd CuT friEs """ that they don't double fry, you know, the soggy garbage fries you get with a $17 PUB BURGER. then they put them in a sealed plastic container with the hot burger, which steamed them into a cold mashed potato mess by the time my order got to me 30 minutes late. i got a "pretzel bacon pub" cheeseburger from wendy's once and it was just the worst
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Feb 23, 2021 20:48
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my old job's insurance was so bad that the deductible was almost impossible to reach unless you idk needed a spine transplant or something. it only covered 20% of regular boring doctor visits. we had a vision plan, but the only place in town that accepted it was wal-mart
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Feb 25, 2021 18:56
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my partner is part blackfoot so she pays $3/month for everything-covered healthcare on the tribal plan. it's a nice relief considering all her health issues
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Feb 26, 2021 00:47
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the ghost of cilantro rears its ugly head
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Feb 26, 2021 22:05
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Jonny 290 posted:https://www.seriouseats.com/2015/09/the-food-lab-foolproof-onion-rings-excerpt.html lolled at THE DREADED WORM
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Feb 27, 2021 19:26
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the best lonely island thing is jack sparrow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
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echinopsis posted:lol id never seen that it's great when he interrupts their lovely rap song wearing the little pirate hat with "now back to the good part" and takes over
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Mar 3, 2021 17:53
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i need to drink more water
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Mar 10, 2021 00:34
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Kenny Logins posted:how amusing a duck we talkin it cusses like donald duck while youre trying to put out the kitchen fire
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Mar 12, 2021 01:02
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the only design flaw is that it functions about as well as donald and only makes the fire worse
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Mar 12, 2021 02:51
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mediaphage posted:maybe she’s not into it either who can say oh take my word for it, she's into it
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"cheese hamburger" lol
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