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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I'm 27 I shouldn't be decaying from old age yet but welp, here we are.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 18:14

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# ¿ May 22, 2022 18:18

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Oh no. My house isn't accessible at all.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 18:34

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

r u ready to WALK posted:

you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant

# ¿ Aug 16, 2019 20:03

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Chopstick Dystopia posted:

Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.

lol did you seriously slip a disc yawning? You might have

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 01:03

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Jonny 290 posted:

poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet

although im sure its coming

Having a stroke does usually result in coming.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 05:46

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Jonny 290 posted:

youre not trying hard enough

Yeah I'm pretty sure sounding to the point of bladder penetration could do it if you needed to go and had that as your particular fetish.

This has gone a weird place.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 06:28

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Jonny 290 posted:

just have your daily alcohol intake, then have that, then have that

Tripling my drinking... great idea!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 18:56

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Wait. Guys. If I get up to exercise I can't be in front of my computer. That sounds horrible!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 19:04

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

axolotl farmer posted:

I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and can�t stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.

You have a bad case of responsible-adult-itis. Sorry; it's terminal.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 19:14

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then

I dunno it makes me feel like poo poo but I still do it.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 21:35

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

No you need a new economic system.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 06:09

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Well not with that attitude.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2019 06:28

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

ZZZorcerer posted:

32 and I have... one hosed shoulder, one bone in one leg that has a spike or something and I gotta remove it and my hand is starting to hurt (carpal ?) gently caress getting old, at least in some years I can load up on roids to catch some of my youth back