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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


I'm 27 I shouldn't be decaying from old age yet but welp, here we are.

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Oh no. My house isn't accessible at all.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


r u ready to WALK posted:

you should probably go have that checked, it might be malignant

:nice:

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Chopstick Dystopia posted:

Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly.

lol did you seriously slip a disc yawning? You might have

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

poorly phrased, i have not had a stroke yet

although im sure its coming

Having a stroke does usually result in coming.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

youre not trying hard enough

Yeah I'm pretty sure sounding to the point of bladder penetration could do it if you needed to go and had that as your particular fetish.

This has gone a weird place.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

just have your daily alcohol intake, then have that, then have that

Tripling my drinking... great idea!

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Wait. Guys. If I get up to exercise I can't be in front of my computer. That sounds horrible!

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


axolotl farmer posted:

I get really sleepy at 11 pm, and canít stay awake past midnight. Wake up at 6.30 even on weekends.

You have a bad case of responsible-adult-itis. Sorry; it's terminal.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

but at least the alcohol will make you feel better until then

I dunno it makes me feel like poo poo but I still do it.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


No you need a new economic system.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Well not with that attitude.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


ZZZorcerer posted:

32 and I have... one hosed shoulder, one bone in one leg that has a spike or something and I gotta remove it and my hand is starting to hurt (carpal ?) gently caress getting old, at least in some years I can load up on roids to catch some of my youth back :v:

This reminds me of me.

Some of us seem to be doomed to fall apart faster.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


If you don't chug a 40 on your 40th you aren't really living.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


Jonny 290 posted:

if you need ecstasy and dick pills to bang your wife, get divorced.

Who said anything about need?

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.


I have an old neck injury that is apparently getting worse.

Numbness in my arms gently caress yeah. :ohdear:

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