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i think i realized a few days back that i have keyboards that are older than some yosposters
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Aug 20, 2019 04:49
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i have t-shirts older than yosposters oh man i still have some t-shirts i had when i was in high school soooo
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Aug 20, 2019 04:52
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look at all these jealous losers mad they don't have my pixies tshirt
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Aug 20, 2019 16:56
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I may be old but i'm not suspenders old
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Aug 21, 2019 14:10
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Jonny 290 posted:I have tactical suspenders for my motorcycle cold weather pants tho well yeah suspenders for like heavy pants like that are ok, that's like ... occupational or something and is Fine.
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Aug 21, 2019 22:51
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graph posted:bucky 40blinks changed my loving life I got one of these and my wife said "It looks like a bra for your eyes" and I just can't get over that
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Aug 26, 2019 19:40
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please, we call them face bosoms
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Aug 26, 2019 19:44
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DiggityDoink posted:on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes lifts & separates
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Aug 27, 2019 01:11
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needing a eye bra when I work out to stop my eyes from bouncing around painfully
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Aug 27, 2019 01:13
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confronting my own mortality today as I bump up the default font size in my editor to 14
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Aug 27, 2019 18:12
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Cold on a Cob posted:pro-tip: don't get old beats the alternative
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Aug 27, 2019 18:43
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one day i woke up in blinding pain and couldn't move my left shoulder. When I went to the doctor the fuckshit told me i had "Parsonage Turner Syndrome" and would likely never be able to move my arm again. Got a second opinion and the guys like "probably a slipped disc, lets get an mri" and it was a pretty bad slipped disc and they were like "we should do surgery, we'll have to go in through the front of your throat" Got a third opinion and the dude was like "just chill for a while and see if it gets better." It eventually got better. When I asked the doctor what might have caused it he said "how many pillows do you sleep on?" and i said "two?" and he said "maybe just one from here on out."
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Aug 27, 2019 19:56
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a repo mans life is always intense
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Aug 27, 2019 20:16
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Cold on a Cob posted:though it's neat af that they do fake surgeries on people to do double-blind studies of surgical procedures do abx testing where one person gets the regular surgery, one gets no surgery and one gets a random organ removed.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:26
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echinopsis posted:
part of the thing about having kids is that you have to be a better person, if only for their sake. If that's the only reason you have, well that sucks pretty bad, but its still enough of a reason.
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Aug 27, 2019 20:35
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:your children will also face the inevitable decay of their bodies and their ultimate demise I mean unless you drink that bulletproof coffee stuff
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Aug 27, 2019 21:29
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the butter makes you oily so that when Death tries to grab you it's like "squippp!" and you run away laughing
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Aug 27, 2019 21:41
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Life can suck regardless of wealth, some of the most miserable people i knew were immensely wealthy. Suffering is basically invariant across a wide cross-section of humans.
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Aug 27, 2019 22:42
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so a while back I was doing a thing for the USMC and I had to become a SME on Marine marksmanship so I spent some time on-base doing my thing. Most of the enlisted men were too busy cleaning latrines or whatever enlisted men do all drat day so I ended up having dinner with one of the captains in charge of some ... idk, whatever, it was a long time ago. AAAAnnnnyway he was pretty interesting and apparently one of those weird overachievers like the Miss America winners who are also Biochemistry PhD candidates at Stanford or whatever and was like 25 or something and already a Captain somehow and very earnest about everything. At some point he mentioned he got an interesting section of recruits from very wealthy families who thought the Marines would be a great step into management and the World Of Business because of some Harvard Business School thing from decades ago. I kind of made a joke about how it must be hard to get them to do all that basic training poo poo and he got thoughtful for a minute and said "if there's one thing this job has taught me it's that the hardest thing you've ever done is the hardest thing you've ever done, whether that's mowing a lawn or burying your mother" and that's really stuck with me for a long time.
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Aug 27, 2019 23:00
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other takeaways: if you're gonna take a marksmanship test, do it really tired, like stay up til 3am the night before
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Aug 27, 2019 23:04
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prefect posted:so that you're more tired and less high-strung/stressed? yeah that was the advice i got and it seemed to work so Schadenboner posted:You shot JFK, didn't you? oh like i'd just blurt it out and tell you  Cold on a Cob posted:or smoke a small weed beforehand don't actually do this even though it would help a bit lol Normally id say yeah but maybe don't get baked and shoot guns on a range with hundreds of other people
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Aug 27, 2019 23:09
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Cold on a Cob posted:i swear i read somewhere that some biathlon competitor got their medal taken away because they competed under the influence of thc but i can't find it now yeah but those guys just shootin tiny mousefart .22s
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Aug 27, 2019 23:17
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Cold on a Cob posted:yeah, true "Klas Lestander from Sweden became the world's first Olympic champion in Biathlon at the 1960 Olympics. Biathletes at that time used high-power centerfire rifles, normally in caliber 7.62 mm. Soldiers in the U.S. Army 5th Infantry Regiment during a fullbore biathlon competition in Alaska December 2014. From 1958 to 1965, only highpower centerfire cartridges (such as the .30-06 and 7.62 NATO) were used in international biathlon competitions." now THIS is what i'm talkin about
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Aug 27, 2019 23:28
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you sound trite
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Aug 27, 2019 23:55
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I have always understood it to mean that it was this guys experience - and he had a lot more of it than most people do - that human suffering is a constant value regardless of class or circumstance
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Aug 28, 2019 00:13
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Uptime Sinclair posted:a second angle, he can also seem to be suggesting that a person’s hardest experience is only as difficult as they’ve had opportunity to experience, and that most can push past whatever their boundary of suffering is and finish basic training. the preparation from past suffering seems equal regardless of scope (ie he has not seen a difference in success rate between sheltered and hardened trainees). otherwise, his job experience wouldn’t have much direct relevance, or why he said it at all exactly. no one fails out of boot camp because they're weak or privileged or hosed up or whatever, they fail because they refuse to change and get better (for whatever hosed up concept of 'better' the usmc had)
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Aug 28, 2019 00:34
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fart simpson posted:im glad russel brands cock and ball torture saved your life, op attn: jawnv6
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Aug 28, 2019 03:36
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this thread has taught me that I am very well-preserved for my age.
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Sep 9, 2019 17:45
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indestructible
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Sep 9, 2019 18:39
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so far my only major ailment is dry eye syndrome, mostly from reading all ya'lls loving thirsty-rear end posts
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Sep 9, 2019 20:22
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Schadenboner posted:Olds should remember to get an flu shotte. > le me, le herpin & derpin on my way to get le flu shotte
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Sep 11, 2019 23:06
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it is gods will
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Sep 12, 2019 01:30
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graph posted:rotor too soon?
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Sep 12, 2019 18:44
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every time i wake up my eye hurts like i rubbed my eyeball on the pillowcase
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Sep 25, 2019 19:04
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just grab on and yank em out imo
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Sep 25, 2019 20:00
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Cold on a Cob posted:itme.gif you know what'd be cool? if it didn't
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Sep 25, 2019 21:25
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Agile Vector posted:the panasonic er-gn30-k what am i, made of money?
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Sep 25, 2019 22:43
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wow that'd be a real bummer of a tombstone "RIP Prefect, Died of pulling out his nose hairs, lmao"
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Sep 25, 2019 22:48
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i kinda wanna google it but i kinda don't wanna make my search history all weird
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