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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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echinopsis posted:

i was born ten years after the beatles broke up

i was born eight years before john lennon died

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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graph posted:

bucky 40blinks changed my loving life

is that slang for some kind of drug?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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DiggityDoink posted:

on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes

does it push your eyeballs up?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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rotor posted:

other takeaways: if you're gonna take a marksmanship test, do it really tired, like stay up til 3am the night before

so that you're more tired and less high-strung/stressed?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Schadenboner posted:

I discovered the utility of heated seats in warming up my coccyx this morning.

my buttcheeks were cold after i got out of the car this morning, and i can't figure out why

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Roosevelt posted:

i hope you dont die before you get old (talkin' bout your vaccination)

:thumbsup:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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DiggityDoink posted:

just wax that poo poo. or nair if you're into some burning pain rather than ripping.

better than shaving, i cut my balls so many times before i said gently caress it and gave up on the thought

it's supposed to hurt; what do you think the "t" stands for?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Uptime Sinclair posted:

same except learning it’s been out since 2012 has caused me to desiccate into a pillar of ash and disperse into the breeze

I have some movies from 2006 I’ve been meaning to get around to for 13 years

i've been meaning to watch the transporter, and see what this jason statham fella is all about

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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rotor posted:

just grab on and yank em out imo

this is my approach to all ear and nose hairs that i can reach

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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i don't know what a pangolin on your porch is, and bergamot is foul juice of satan

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Agile Vector posted:

also yospos monthly health reminder time



they don't recommend colonoscopies until you're fifty years old now

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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qirex posted:

iirc the initial release did then they later sold a cheaper one without

kind of like how the original nes had the light gun and robot

the original nes came with the robot? i remember the light gun (and i'm pretty sure the paddles came with my atari 2600), but i had no idea the robot was generally bundled like that

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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i turn my monitors off when i leave work, and i suspect that means i'm old and lame

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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FMguru posted:

also: depression

also: i'm the guy who sucks

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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DiggityDoink posted:

yeah that's pretty brutal.

i wanted them to just pull the whole nail out cause i hate dealing with toenails. I can't bend my knee all the way after surgery when i was 16, leading to poo poo not being able to cut my nail properly, hence the ingrown, but they wouldn't do it

i hate my toenails and i want to ask a doctor to kill them all :mad:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Watch this, fuckers:

GOUTSE.CX

:eyepop:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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axolotl farmer posted:

songs from the comfy chair

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Cold on a Cob posted:

i question if i would even try tbh

i gave up trying years ago, and it's been mostly a good decision

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

that seems sad

it can be that way sometimes, but it's not actually that bad. i try to be mindful of what my life is like and realize that being alone has given me a lot of freedom and the ability to do whatever i feel like

i only have to put on a shirt when the food-delivery people come by, for example :D

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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echinopsis posted:

maybe my experience has just been skewed or lucky or something 🤷‍♂️

didn't you literally get paid to sex up a lady at one point? i think that counts as "skewed or lucky or something" :newlol:

(apologies if i'm remembering things wrong, or if it wasn't you :ohdear:)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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qirex posted:

I've tried tinder and there's no way that many people actually rock climb and/or paddleboard

https://twitter.com/Just_Good_News_/status/1186350729671434241

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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FMguru posted:

at least ronnie lost some weight :unsmith:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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some tingling in my left-hand fingers. now to spend some quality time freaking out about whether it's just the carpal tunnel coming back or if it's a heart attack :downsbravo:

(it's the carpal thing -- i was leaning with the desk edge on my left forearm. but my brain doesn't care)

prefect fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 25, 2019

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Raluek posted:

my steelcase was $45 total and i cleaned it with a vacuum and a soapy rag, and its fine :shrug:

i clean my chair with a rag on a stick

(just kidding; i don't clean)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Uptime Sinclair posted:

right there in the name

founded by ransom e. olds, as the crossword puzzles are repeately reminding me

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

oh, just a gut feeling.

seems tragically early to me, at least

46 ain't exactly the prime of life or anything but it seems like a couple decades too soon!

please don't suggest this is going to last me a couple more decades

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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echinopsis posted:

well, you can overdose on anything

Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning, hyperhydration, overhydration, or water toxemia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by excessive water intake.

Water, just like any other substance, can be considered a poison when over-consumed in a brief period of time. Water intoxication mostly occurs when water is being consumed in a high quantity without adequate electrolyte intake.[2]

:ohdear:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Nuclear annihilation tho.

i wouldn't call it :nws:, but the details can be a little creepy

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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:same:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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President Beep posted:

omg i’m beat. when is bedtime?

i've been going to sleep around six lately, and then waking up at ten to look at the internet for a couple hours before going back to sleep

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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echinopsis posted:

that’s advice for anyone imo

i'm not sure it's good to tell everybody to bang one guy's wife

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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echinopsis posted:

290 y u been ragging on me so much lately. apologies if I’ve been a dick or whatever but we’re all here trying to have a good time 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️




the real benefit of a cast iron pan is that you get to talk about it all the time. i swear, those people are cultists :)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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President Beep posted:

best use of cast iron pans? cartoon violence.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

the communist party is pretty famous for their efforts in smelting iron wrong

i am interested in avoiding actual work this morning. how would i learn more about this?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i expect i am wrong about the facts, but during the "great leap" in the late 50s they pushed the idea of "backyard furnaces" to have basically every little community make steel from whatever scrap was around. it turned out poorly for obvious reasons.

i think a quick google is all i can offer though

good enough to get started :tipshat:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

When you get roasted this hard by prefect you should autoban lmao

aw, it wasn't intended as a burn against anyone. just goofing on a way to misinterpret things. :shobon:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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qirex posted:

that reminds me if you're old enough to get more than 20% of the pop culture jokes on the venture brothers you belong in this thread

:hfive:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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James Baud posted:

General question, not necessarily specific to this show: How is a person supposed to recognize that they're missing X percent of the pop culture references when, by definition, they're only missing the ones they don't know?

Surely not all the references are that hamfisted?

if pete white is talking, there is a pop culture reference being made

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Uptime Sinclair posted:

vb throwaway pun name villains like the radical left, vendata, haranguetan, phineas phage, etc are always a hoot to me

I love the OSI episode, where you get to meet Tank Top (a guy whose upper body is wrapped in a tank turret) and Shuttlecock (a guy in an astronaut costume holding a badminton racket). :newlol:

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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Such a great design/concept. :allears:

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