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echinopsis posted:i was born ten years after the beatles broke up i was born eight years before john lennon died
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 11:57 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 07:41 |
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graph posted:bucky 40blinks changed my loving life is that slang for some kind of drug?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 18:56 |
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DiggityDoink posted:on the website it even says it's like a bra for you're eyes does it push your eyeballs up?
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 23:16 |
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rotor posted:other takeaways: if you're gonna take a marksmanship test, do it really tired, like stay up til 3am the night before so that you're more tired and less high-strung/stressed?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 00:05 |
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Schadenboner posted:I discovered the utility of heated seats in warming up my coccyx this morning. my buttcheeks were cold after i got out of the car this morning, and i can't figure out why
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2019 11:51 |
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Roosevelt posted:i hope you dont die before you get old (talkin' bout your vaccination)
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 21:50 |
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DiggityDoink posted:just wax that poo poo. or nair if you're into some burning pain rather than ripping. it's supposed to hurt; what do you think the "t" stands for?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 11:30 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:same except learning it’s been out since 2012 has caused me to desiccate into a pillar of ash and disperse into the breeze i've been meaning to watch the transporter, and see what this jason statham fella is all about
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 16:09 |
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rotor posted:just grab on and yank em out imo this is my approach to all ear and nose hairs that i can reach
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 23:16 |
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i don't know what a pangolin on your porch is, and bergamot is foul juice of satan
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 13:03 |
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Agile Vector posted:also yospos monthly health reminder time they don't recommend colonoscopies until you're fifty years old now
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 18:30 |
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qirex posted:iirc the initial release did then they later sold a cheaper one without the original nes came with the robot? i remember the light gun (and i'm pretty sure the paddles came with my atari 2600), but i had no idea the robot was generally bundled like that
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 23:13 |
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i turn my monitors off when i leave work, and i suspect that means i'm old and lame
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 23:31 |
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FMguru posted:also: depression also: i'm the guy who sucks
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 23:05 |
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DiggityDoink posted:yeah that's pretty brutal. i hate my toenails and i want to ask a doctor to kill them all
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 03:10 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Watch this, fuckers:
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2019 18:46 |
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axolotl farmer posted:songs from the comfy chair
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 10:18 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:i question if i would even try tbh i gave up trying years ago, and it's been mostly a good decision
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 17:15 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:that seems sad it can be that way sometimes, but it's not actually that bad. i try to be mindful of what my life is like and realize that being alone has given me a lot of freedom and the ability to do whatever i feel like i only have to put on a shirt when the food-delivery people come by, for example
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 18:40 |
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echinopsis posted:maybe my experience has just been skewed or lucky or something 🤷♂️ didn't you literally get paid to sex up a lady at one point? i think that counts as "skewed or lucky or something" (apologies if i'm remembering things wrong, or if it wasn't you )
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 18:54 |
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qirex posted:I've tried tinder and there's no way that many people actually rock climb and/or paddleboard https://twitter.com/Just_Good_News_/status/1186350729671434241
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 19:05 |
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FMguru posted:at least ronnie lost some weight
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 23:34 |
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some tingling in my left-hand fingers. now to spend some quality time freaking out about whether it's just the carpal tunnel coming back or if it's a heart attack (it's the carpal thing -- i was leaning with the desk edge on my left forearm. but my brain doesn't care) prefect fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 25, 2019 |
# ¿ Oct 25, 2019 16:44 |
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Raluek posted:my steelcase was $45 total and i cleaned it with a vacuum and a soapy rag, and its fine i clean my chair with a rag on a stick (just kidding; i don't clean)
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 11:24 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:right there in the name founded by ransom e. olds, as the crossword puzzles are repeately reminding me
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 11:13 |
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:oh, just a gut feeling. please don't suggest this is going to last me a couple more decades
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2019 18:35 |
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echinopsis posted:well, you can overdose on anything Water intoxication, also known as water poisoning, hyperhydration, overhydration, or water toxemia, is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain functions that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside safe limits by excessive water intake. Water, just like any other substance, can be considered a poison when over-consumed in a brief period of time. Water intoxication mostly occurs when water is being consumed in a high quantity without adequate electrolyte intake.[2]
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 11:17 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Nuclear annihilation tho. i wouldn't call it , but the details can be a little creepy
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 20:59 |
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President Beep posted:cant unsee
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 15:44 |
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President Beep posted:omg i’m beat. when is bedtime? i've been going to sleep around six lately, and then waking up at ten to look at the internet for a couple hours before going back to sleep
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 00:18 |
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echinopsis posted:that’s advice for anyone imo i'm not sure it's good to tell everybody to bang one guy's wife
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 04:18 |
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echinopsis posted:290 y u been ragging on me so much lately. apologies if I’ve been a dick or whatever but we’re all here trying to have a good time 🤷♂️🤷♂️ the real benefit of a cast iron pan is that you get to talk about it all the time. i swear, those people are cultists
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 12:26 |
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President Beep posted:best use of cast iron pans? cartoon violence.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 13:47 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:the communist party is pretty famous for their efforts in smelting iron wrong i am interested in avoiding actual work this morning. how would i learn more about this?
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 13:58 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i expect i am wrong about the facts, but during the "great leap" in the late 50s they pushed the idea of "backyard furnaces" to have basically every little community make steel from whatever scrap was around. it turned out poorly for obvious reasons. good enough to get started
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 14:04 |
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Captain Foo posted:When you get roasted this hard by prefect you should autoban lmao aw, it wasn't intended as a burn against anyone. just goofing on a way to misinterpret things.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 17:08 |
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qirex posted:that reminds me if you're old enough to get more than 20% of the pop culture jokes on the venture brothers you belong in this thread
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 00:19 |
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James Baud posted:General question, not necessarily specific to this show: How is a person supposed to recognize that they're missing X percent of the pop culture references when, by definition, they're only missing the ones they don't know? if pete white is talking, there is a pop culture reference being made
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 13:15 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:vb throwaway pun name villains like the radical left, vendata, haranguetan, phineas phage, etc are always a hoot to me I love the OSI episode, where you get to meet Tank Top (a guy whose upper body is wrapped in a tank turret) and Shuttlecock (a guy in an astronaut costume holding a badminton racket).
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2019 19:44 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:white noise Such a great design/concept.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 14:19 |