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Don't stretch, I've been there, that doesn't do poo poo, you need to strengthen your core muscles because you're a loving nerd and you spend 16 hours a day in a chair and your muscles that are supposed to hold your lower back together have atrophied. Stretching is a temporary fix if even that.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 00:48 |
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:just get dentures I’m just rotor knows a place where you’d get a good deal on a pair It's crazy how old that guy is.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 01:27 |
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I feel like I'm incapable of understanding chronologies anymore, like I can't place things in time properly now. Wonder if that's a sign of dementia or just a normal part of aging.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 01:56 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:could also be hellworld induced, like my poo poo has been all hosed up since march We don't know non-hellworld chronology
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 02:46 |
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Schadenboner posted:So I'm staring down 40 in a little over a month. I'm at best a moderately-technical third-string sysadmin, I'm not going to make management. I wonder if I'd be better off putting effort into "gitting gud" (as the kids say these days) at something like technical writing: I've always wanted to be better at that sort of thing? Sorry, the rest of your life is ruined. r ip
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 16:07 |
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qirex posted:I actually remember 1980 brutal
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 18:08 |
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The time between Pearl Harbor and 1980 is only ~2.3x the time between now and when I registered this account.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 20:06 |
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jesus WEP posted:i am not quite 40 but my neck hurts every day when i wake up for like an hour I turned 40 this year and I feel great. Now that cycling is hard to do I’m just doing some core muscle exercises every other day to keep my back in shape. Some planking, dead bugs, butterfly sit-ups, etc. Gotta get on the stationary bike to keep my cardio up.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 19:59 |
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rotor posted:my dad was shot twice in vietnam and said that passing kidney stones was worse. Weird that your dad was somehow younger than you
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2020 20:00 |
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The Management posted:being an old dad is kicking my rear end. my shoulder has been in constant pain for months from carrying a baby. so I tried to do a lot more on my other hand. now both of my shoulders are in constant pain. I feel great and I’m in the best shape of my life at 40.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 02:53 |
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Honestly everything shutting the gently caress down this year is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 03:12 |
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I’m ditt land
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 15:05 |
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mediaphage posted:when i went to the pre-pandemic mall occasionally i would stop by arbys and get basically a pile of roast beef just to eat, it's enjoyable for fast food https://www.theonion.com/arbys-now-charging-2-99-to-let-customers-go-behind-cou-1819573207
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 21:17 |
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More like Hot n’ No
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 21:27 |
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Deep Taco Bell lore
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 21:42 |
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President Beep posted:i’ll start the wiki Someone beat you to it https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Taco_Bell_Wiki
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 22:16 |
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They took the potato tacos and burritos off their menu and I will never forgive them for that.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 22:18 |
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Repetitive sex injury
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 16:04 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i would if they wouldn't have denied my BP med refill and necessitated me going to a gen prac to get re-prescribed, where they're just going to yell at me about being fat and get paid hundreds of dollars to do so and also scribble on a sheet of paper My fat doctor used to yell at me when I was fat. Not very egalitarian of him.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 17:22 |
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Canada is so hosed up
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 15:17 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Myself is hurting me. you're posts are hurting me
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2020 22:39 |
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The daddest joke imaginable
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2020 00:48 |
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Agile Vector posted:it's more his abusive behavior and that he ran a painting mill and slapping his signature on ghost artists work. at least warhol had a statement for the factory and made it performance and paid the artists well as part of the collaboration Warhol was from Pittsburgh
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2020 02:23 |
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Jonny 290 posted:im permabanned poster dimensionstomper58. i first started astrally projecting when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “dreams” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “crystal balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside of alternate planes” in my head for hours, and i would get into a state where i couldn't move after waking up, basically sleep paralysis. im now off ambien. i always wondered what the kind of “transdimensional” style of lucid dreaming was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of narcolepsy and cough syrup addiction. i would advise all people who “get” astral projection to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. Lol you beat me to it
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2020 05:17 |
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I went to bed at 3 AM on Monday night / Tuesday morning and ended up going to bed at 11:00 PM last night. Woke up at 5:30 AM today!
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 15:03 |
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President Beep posted:being 40 is loving stupid imo. I feel pretty good at 40 suck it, broken body havers
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 15:03 |
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your face is relative, grandpa
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 15:42 |
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Achmed Jones posted:I love it when tori figures out basic how to be an adult poo poo and runs around telling everybody like they don't know. shaving, exercise, eating like an adult. next he's gonna read a novel or something and have his mind blown Jealousy is unbecoming.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 17:28 |
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I watched the first episode of Archer recently and it was dumb as hell.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 17:54 |
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love my internet nursing home
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 18:55 |
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qirex posted:I got a home blood pressure thing on the advice of my doctor and my first 3 readings have a 40 point range. I suspect I'm doing it wrong Reposting to annoy high BP posters Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 19:35 |
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white coat anxiety
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 19:38 |
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Perplx posted:once your weigh more than 3 normal people its pretty messed up, like you got to eat a bucket of chicken everyday just to maintain that It's hard work but I'm up to the task.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 17:12 |
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Achmed Jones posted:you don't really, all those "estimate your caloric requirement" things kinda go off the deep end at very high weights and fat-to-everything-else ratios. obv you'd still have to eat a pretty good amount, but not the absolute gluttony it seems like. just, like, regular American gluttony Watch My 600 Lb Life, one of the constants of that show is that no matter how much people say they're eating normal amounts, they are eating non-stop (usually with the help of enablers). The opening suggestion for people on that show is always to throw out the cookies and just sit in place and move their arms and legs for set intervals and they lose 30-50 lbs just doing that. It can't be stressed enough that there is almost always an enabler.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 18:30 |
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prefect posted:i could swear it used to be an easy thing to sit cross-legged Try laying down on your back and rising to a standing position without using your hands.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 17:42 |
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Captain Foo posted:i just did this, it’s easy A lot of people can't
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 17:55 |
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When did I say that?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 00:33 |
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Quincy Jones did a thing about how the Beatles were horrible musicians who lacked the most basic education in music history that Jones considered necessary to be any good at their jobs, but I can't find it.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 17:52 |
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Gentle Autist posted:the beatles are good yeah, good at lovely music
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 20:40 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:48 |
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Mr. Show was where it was at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gdAJefPME4
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