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post itt every time your body is decaying due to old age
fart simpson fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 11, 2021 |
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Aug 16, 2019 07:38
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i have my girlfriend pop my si joint every couple days to relieve constant low lvl back pain
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Aug 16, 2019 12:57
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your welcome 
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Aug 16, 2019 16:08
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Jonny 290 posted:2 years ago i fractured a rib attempting to unbolt a power steering pump from underneath my car. sounds like you just need to take it easy old man
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Aug 17, 2019 03:38
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Chopstick Dystopia posted:Yesterday I yawned while I was stretching my arms behind my back and I guess I yawned too deeply or something because now whenever I sit up straight my back hurts and I can't breathe properly. lol rip
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Aug 19, 2019 02:14
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rear end posted:Just stop drinking so much and start working out. That's how your body stops falling apart at older age. i don’t think you can ever stop it tbh
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Aug 20, 2019 01:45
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rotor posted:oh man i still have some t-shirts i had when i was in high school soooo they made t shirts back then? i thought they were a relatively modern invention
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Aug 20, 2019 05:45
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no mods no masters
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Aug 20, 2019 13:52
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my grandfather has severe alzheimers now and he’s in his 90s. it’s sad and every time i see him he doesn’t know who i am but he asks me to please kill him
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Aug 21, 2019 01:50
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Agile Vector posted:learning how to sew is a cool skill and also super relaxing yeah. bought a sewing machine for my ex and she left it behind when she moved out so i decided to learn instead of getting rid of the machine. it’s a fun and useful hobby
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Aug 21, 2019 02:52
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Gentle Autist posted:I have been an rear end-crack-asaurus for years. I tried clip on suspenders which worked ok but had a habit of violently, elastically detaching at innoportune moments. Squat or bend to pick something up from down low and POW
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Aug 21, 2019 09:50
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Silver Alicorn posted:there’s a thing called fashion i think you’re posting in the wrong thread friend
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Aug 22, 2019 01:44
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echinopsis posted:“but if we legalise it people will use it”, isnt that the point
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Aug 25, 2019 02:05
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:the last time i tried to go ot a show the headliner started at 12:30 am and i... did not make it. your old
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Aug 26, 2019 10:52
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Gentle Autist posted:ive experienced major depressive episodes at several points in my life but haven't had any for like 7 years now, and thankfully none since I've had kids. I could feel the black dog sniffing aroudn earlier this year and worked my way out of it with a routine of light nightly exercise (walking) and some CBT techniques I heard on russel brand's podcast (lol) im glad russel brands cock and ball torture saved your life, op
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Aug 28, 2019 01:37
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being old sucks. im glad im still young.
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Sep 8, 2019 12:29
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Uptime Sinclair posted:you’re old even for this thread he still writes personal checks and he likes it
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Sep 10, 2019 01:55
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echinopsis posted:we spell it cheque to differentiate it from the same spelled but utterly different word “check” no we dont
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Sep 10, 2019 03:02
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graph posted:i got the flu two years ago and its was 5 1/2 days of misery, i got a flu shot last year and it wrecked me for 3 days but i did not get the flu same. i couldn’t even stand up for three days
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Sep 11, 2019 23:26
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i don’t think the flu shot does that mate
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Sep 15, 2019 03:03
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:orthorexia is a disease but what if it does
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Sep 23, 2019 02:11
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echinopsis posted:which one to lick
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Sep 23, 2019 14:13
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psiox posted:i heard somewhere that this is super dangerous regarding nasal hairs i heard this too but i assume, without reading up on it or asking a doctor, that’s it’s some overblown thing where it happened once on record
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Sep 26, 2019 02:46
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Gentle Autist posted:my wife has gone away for 4 days so I’m off work and on full time childcare duty. my crazy 2 year old demanded to watch Jurassic Park this afternoon so I gave him his water bottle and some fruit and went into the backyard and cut down two trees with my chainsaw. whats lady grey tea
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Sep 29, 2019 13:59
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DiggityDoink posted:i love oolong. pu-ehr is also pretty tasty if you want a really strong flavored tea. i have to drive like 30 minutes to buy loose leaf tea though so i stock up every time i go i live right down the street from a huge wholesale tea market and some of the shops in there will sell small quantities to me. theyve got some weird ones that are pretty good, like an oolong that somehow smells like you put steamed milk in it but you didnt? anyway my favorite is 正山小种 which idk how to say in english.
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Sep 30, 2019 01:17
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is that what it is? well the ones in china don’t taste smoky like what ive had in america, it’s more of a fruit flavor
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Sep 30, 2019 02:34
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Schadenboner posted:Im old, y'all. Lol. lol.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:19
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my right wrist started hurting pretty bad this week and then it popped really loudly and hurt less? ive never been able to do that with my wrists before. anyway problem solved. worksforme wontfix.
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Oct 1, 2019 01:36
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lol start of the week I woke up with a bad ache right in my lower back, didn't feel like a spine thing though. Hobbled through Monday and Tuesday, in bed early Wed morning I rolled over to check the time on my phone and twisted my pelvis / squeezed my legs together - a deep-seated 'clonk' like an expensive car door closing and everything felt a whole lot better. By early afternoon it was like it had never been bad. i have to pop mine every day op
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Oct 13, 2019 07:06
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Jerry Cotton posted:Watch this, fuckers:
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Oct 17, 2019 23:52
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alcohol is the only known cure for diabetes
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Oct 20, 2019 03:50
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theadder posted:how old is lowtax 57
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Oct 30, 2019 03:00
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rotor posted:i never had a mid-life crisis because i did all that poo poo in my 20s like you're supposed to you bought a sports car in your 20s?
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Nov 1, 2019 06:00
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*extremely nbsd voice* everyone dies
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Nov 1, 2019 06:02
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i didn’t even know they made sports cars back then
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Nov 1, 2019 06:29
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that japanese channel sounds like it’s extremely my poo poo
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Nov 5, 2019 05:58
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly do you have a BDSM-gear-cock on your chin. lol
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Nov 8, 2019 17:21
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Shaggar posted:cake in finland comes in bags
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Nov 10, 2019 13:33
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echinopsis posted:what about your forums username lol
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Nov 17, 2019 11:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:I've transitioned from "I need more space for my home computer video game console systems" to "my tool and cleaning closets are way too small". (A steam cleaner is really great by the by. Mean gout in the joints but clean grout in the bathroom.) agreed jerry
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Nov 20, 2019 08:28
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