My Name is John Parker Hammond and this is Jurassic Park: Trespasser

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Video Games > Let's Play! > My Name is John Parker Hammond and this is Jurassic Park: Trespasser

Poil: Mar 17, 2007

I wonder if the ridiculous boobs are, partially, to hide the lack of stomach or legs.

This game. The dinosaur physics are unbelievable. Are you going to show off just how much you can aim a gun around?

Poil fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Aug 16, 2019

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Poil: Mar 17, 2007

Pfft, only turning the gun 90 degrees sideways. What if the raptor is behind you? What then?

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