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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

My Shoes posted:

Yes and

I use this lovely natural deodorant that doesn't work, but i keep using it because i like grossing people out when i hug them.

I had a coworker named Rainbow who did this exact same thing and I always wondered why she even bothered but I guess it’s to troll people you have to be in close proximity with

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

My Shoes posted:

Yes and

I use this lovely natural deodorant that doesn't work, but i keep using it because i like grossing people out when i hug them.

Patchouli oil?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Best product for managing man pubes?

Currently I trim with scissors and then take a fresh disposable razor to the shaft, balls, and undercarriage.

Broken glass. I've found that the green bottles are generally sharper but the clear glass allows you to see your work better.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Best product for managing man pubes?

Currently I trim with scissors and then take a fresh disposable razor to the shaft, balls, and undercarriage.

I've been using a chainsaw lately. Works very closely and accurately on my pubic hair.

Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 20, 2019

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Use a blowtorch.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Lol, just lol if you arent flexible enough to bend down and trim your own pubes with your teeth grazing sheep style.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Can also do a diy vasectomy while down there like those sheep herders.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

I just wondered if we could touch on the fact that he is taking a razor to his “shaft”. Or in other words, dick.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey if it's hairy, it's hairy.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

My Shoes posted:

I just wondered if we could touch on the fact that he is taking a razor to his “shaft”. Or in other words, dick.

Ya gotta shave the shaft

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

bradzilla posted:

Ya gotta shave the shaft

The slawed dog special

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Does anyone have any advice on underboob sweat? I'm going through a roll of paper a week over here.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lose weight or get a breast ensmallment surgery

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Oscar Wild posted:

Does anyone have any advice on underboob sweat? I'm going through a roll of paper a week over here.

Wrap them with gauze to make a type of "Papier-mâché"

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just make your own mutli-ply paper by folding it over and over. Make your own poo katana

:drat:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

weekends coming up

finally a break from the relentless daily shower ritual

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oscar Wild posted:

Does anyone have any advice on underboob sweat? I'm going through a roll of paper a week over here.

Talcum powder?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jerry Cotton posted:

Talcum powder?

Ok, I jizzed in some powder and now my boobs are sticking together.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Oscar Wild posted:

Ok, I jizzed in some powder and now my boobs are sticking together.

Another GBS success story :mmmhmm:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

talk about a triple shot

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