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driving around the country solving "mysteries" in a van? it's not like they got compensated or had free dental or some poo poo. Was Fred a drifter?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:22 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:43 |
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i always assumed they robbed chumps after they caught em
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:29 |
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what's my interface gonna look like?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:29 |
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That Robot posted:driving around the country solving "mysteries" in a van? They were selflessly saving the world. Not everyone is greedy and money hungry
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:30 |
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That Robot posted:Was Fred a drifter? It was the late 60s, of course they were just a bunch of hippie drifters.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:31 |
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They were high.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:34 |
another STEM lord with no appreciation of the humanities
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:35 |
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Daphne was a neurotic trustfunder who couldn't make real friends, her hangers-on (led by Fred, a stone-cold sociopath) gaslit her with "we're solving mysteries" as a way to keep her away from her family and mooch eternally no questions asked.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:42 |
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we're talking the chairman is away for forever and now we need the keys to his castle
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:44 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:They were high. It’s this. Oh sure, Fred, Velma, and Daphne might have hid it better, but it’s this.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:45 |
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Cover for a meth dealing OP
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:07 |
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The Scooby gang were a CIA asset, OP
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:10 |
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Hi!!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:11 |
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They didn't deal drugs, they just transported them around the country and used the mystery solving as a cover for how they were getting money.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:11 |
They were trafficking shitloads of drugs under the floorboard in the back of the van.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:12 |
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The canon is that they only actually solved one mystery and every episode is a different timeline. "Mystery Machine" was the name of the band they were going to form before whatever event that lead to the mystery solving occurred.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:12 |
William Henry Hairytaint posted:The canon is that they only actually solved one mystery and every episode is a different timeline. "Mystery Machine" was the name of the band they were going to form before whatever event that lead to the mystery solving occurred. If so the best canon is the one with the Hex Girls. I still get that song stuck in my head idk how many years later.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:13 |
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wasnt there a venture bros episode about this
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:21 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:If so the best canon is the one with the Hex Girls. I still get that song stuck in my head idk how many years later. Didn't know what "Hex Girls" were, and here we are again, at the base camp of yet another a baffling mountain of porn.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:22 |
Time_pants posted:Didn't know what "Hex Girls" were, and here we are again, at the base camp of yet another a baffling mountain of porn. Is it putting a spell on you? jimmyjams posted:wasnt there a venture bros episode about this The Groovy Gang
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:24 |
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also what was the deal with vincent price and that 13 ghosts crap what would they get out of it?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:24 |
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People say you shouldn't hitchhike. I got myself some jinkies.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:25 |
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They crashed the van while high and they're all in comas having shared hallucinations. If you think about it, it makes sense.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:30 |
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it was gods will op
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:49 |
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Pretty sure everyone was in it for the huge variety of drugs they were compensated with handily. Except for Fred because he's a lame square.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:55 |
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:They were high.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:56 |
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Scooby-Doo is my favorite TV show of all time. It's funny how the idea of all the monsters actually being petty criminals was because the network wanted a scary show for kids that ran in primetime but knew if the show was actually scary kids would get nightmares and parents would complain, so it was decided that at the end you'd find out it wasn't a monster, but just another crook. Totally unintentionally they created one of the best teachers of critical thinking on TV. Scooby-Doo killed god for me. Also the Mystery Incorporated series is loving excellent.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 21:59 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Pretty sure everyone was in it for the huge variety of drugs they were compensated with handily. Except for Fred because he's a lame square. In the end I'd rather hook up with Fred than shaggy. Guy can get a job any time he wants.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:00 |
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Dell_Zincht posted:They crashed the van while high and they're all in comas having shared hallucinations. *nods* Like the theory about fosters home for imaginary friends.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMeQ4yRvGrc
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:06 |
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WWSD? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6cPSKLRR2A
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:07 |
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They're trapped in a hell where they perpetually have to solve "mysteries" that are suspiciously the same exact thing over and over. They aren't necessarily dead but they certainly must have some sort of penance to pay through trial by endurance because I can't find any other justification for how insanely repetitive that terrible show was. I'm betting they killed someone or maybe their methods of gathering information was more amateurish and led to physical trauma inflicted upon a suspect, like torture for example.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:07 |
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Has pretending to be a ghost or a spooky kook ever led to any successful crimes in real life?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:17 |
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it was a sex thing OP
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:20 |
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OG bang bus represent
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:28 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Has pretending to be a ghost or a spooky kook ever led to any successful crimes in real life? Of course http://www.grunge.com/36737/real-life-scooby-doo-mystery-villains/%3Famp%3D1
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:34 |
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they were trying to get laid, OP
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:43 |
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CassandraZara posted:In the end I'd rather hook up with Fred than shaggy. Guy can get a job any time he wants. Fred might be boring, but I'm sure he's an attentive lover who cares about his partner. While Shaggy would finish quickly and roll over snoring to sleep.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUeXT-3nlNY
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:58 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 02:43 |
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That Robot posted:driving around the country solving "mysteries" in a van? the cops hooked them up with free weed from the evidence room in exchange for the gang solving mysteries they couldnt handle. but they couldnt show that on tv in that period of course so its treated eupemistcally as "scooby snacks"
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:58 |