Which goon built a bunker in Wisconsin and lived off landfill trash?

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

CNN posted:

A Wisconsin man wanted on charges of incest, child sexual assault and possession of child pornography has been hiding out for more than three years in a solar-powered makeshift bunker, according to police.

According to CNN affiliate WSAW, Jeremiah Button had been out on a $25,000 bond for about 18 months and was two weeks away from trial when he vanished in early 2016.

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Marathon County Deputy Sheriff Troy Deiler told CNN that he and another deputy were dispatched Friday to a wooded area in the town of Ringle in central Wisconsin. Nelson brought them to what he described to police as a "cave dug into the side of an embankment."

According to Deiler, he found a wooden door and began banging and knocking while identifying himself dozens of times. When he didn't get a response, he knocked on the roof and heard Button respond.

"While on top I noticed approximately 8 solar panels on top with wires going into the bunker," Deiler wrote in an incident report. "I also noticed a makeshift stove pipe, using tin cans, coming out of the ground."

Deiler said Button, in head-to-toe camouflage, identified himself, and the officers discovered his felony warrant from Portage County. Button told them that he had been on the run for three or four years and that no one else had ever been to his bunker.

Sheriff Mike Lucas of Portage County, where Button had originally been charged, told CNN that in his 28 years with the department, he can't remember seeing anything this "bizarre."

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Button told Deiler that when he decided to run, he chose the area for his bunker because of the woods and its access to the Ringle landfill.

Deiler said Button told him that once he got the area dug out, he brought in canned goods, a flat-screen TV and other things he thought he would need for survival.

Button told police he took in one backpack load of supplies after another until he was ready to make the move permanently. He left his car, wallet and ID at his mother's home along with a note that said he was moving to Florida.

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Over the course of three years, Button told police, he made daily and nightly trips to the Ringle landfill on a bicycle for things like clothes, food, tools, equipment and electronics. The bunker grew cluttered, which forced him to make the cave even deeper.

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Button told police that he had solar power to run his TV, radio, fans and lights. He made a generator with a bicycle that he would pedal if he needed an additional power source.

"Button had explained he could find just about anything in the landfill," Deiler wrote in his report.

In the colder months, Button kept warm with a fire pit.

For water, he told police that he created a well system by digging a hole in a wet part of the woods and lining it with sand and charcoal. He'd boil the water before using it.

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Deiler said new charges will depend on what is recovered from a search. Officers recovered hard drives and are investigating further, according to court documents...

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/16/us/fugitive-hiding-bunker-wisconsin-trnd/index.html

Between the hoarding, being a sex offender, and rigging up an electrical system because he can't survive without TV (also, hard drives were seized), this has to be a goon, right?

Also :lol:

he literally ate trash out of a landfill.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:29

Pewdiepie: Oct 31, 2010

That's Ricky's dad.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:39

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Gives a whole new meaning to "gooncave" if true

lmao I remember thinking about how much I'd like to have a small cabin in the woods when I was 12 or 13...

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:41

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

what the gently caress

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:42

Ruffian Price: Sep 17, 2016

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Two copies!

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:52

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

You're gonna have to narrow it down

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:53

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

"Don't mind me, folks! Just a normal guy, living in a literal hoarder cave, eating trash, and jacking off while pedaling a bicycle that generates the power I need to stream child pornography from my hard drives to my flat screen TV." - Jeremiah Button, 44, possible goon.

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:53

RBA Starblade: Apr 28, 2008; Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Did he just find eight solar panels in the trash or

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:58

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

i found a pallet in the trash and made it into a shoe rack

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:01

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

ive only been to Marathon county once and...its a strange place. kinda has that big sky country feeling like out west, lots of lonely little towns and poo poo like this they bring about

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:02

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

He stumbled onto the Raccoon-kin forums and one thing led to another and the next thing you know we're livin' in a hole by the dump, on the run from the cops on incest charges

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:07

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

Mr Button's mug shot

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:11

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Lil Peeler posted:

Gives a whole new meaning to "gooncave" if true

lmao I remember thinking about how much I'd like to have a small cabin in the woods when I was 12 or 13...

My Side of the Junk Pile

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

ive only been to Marathon county once and...its a strange place. kinda has that big sky country feeling like out west, lots of lonely little towns and poo poo like this they bring about

There are some real strange folks in the area, once at a bar near Little Chicago a big biker-looking dude started crying, like seriously blubbering, when I wouldn't play a game of 8-ball against him. I just got the gently caress out of there.

Myron Baloney fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Aug 17, 2019

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:13

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

this guy is like all the worst traits about goons distilled into a single horrifying physical form

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:15

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Also, only religious freaks name their sons "Jeremiah."

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:22

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

LabyaMynora posted:

Also, only religious freaks name their sons "Jeremiah."

wow way to be racist against bullfrogs

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:27

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pewdiepie posted:

That's Ricky's dad.

the old man needs his hard drives ricky

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:38

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pickwick High posted:

Mr Button's mug shot

hyde wars abruptly cancelled

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:39

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

LabyaMynora posted:

Also, only religious freaks name their sons "Jeremiah."

Beats Elon, but not as good as Zebulon or Balthazar

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:46

Amicus curiae: May 31, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Big Consumerism doesn't want you to know about Land fill

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:51

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Is this the guy who runs the Network trivia team?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:51

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

not it, i hate bicycles

# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:54

Amicus curiae: May 31, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

-be wanted for incest and child sexual assault
-still get referred to as gentleman by bunker cop

# ? Aug 17, 2019 01:14

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

we're gonna let the liquor do the thinking

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:00

nut: Jul 30, 2019

a)it's called prepping and b) we'll see who come out on top when china causes an economic collapse of the US dollar using a combined nuclear attack and EMP pre-striek rendering us technologically defenseless

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:14

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bee eater posted:

a)it's called prepping and b) we'll see who come out on top when china causes an economic collapse of the US dollar using a combined nuclear attack and EMP pre-striek rendering us technologically defenseless

i got a glock and i make it pop pop

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:16

nut: Jul 30, 2019

marijuanamancer posted:

i got a glock and i make it pop pop

i can foward u some important websites about how to my a cycling ecosystem where u can grow tilapia and use their butt ash to grow duckweed ocmpleting the life cycle and giving u duckweed and tilapia as a food source which u can use ur glock to defend against the chinese

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:18

marijuanamancer: Sep 11, 2001; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bee eater posted:

i can foward u some important websites about how to my a cycling ecosystem where u can grow tilapia and use their butt ash to grow duckweed ocmpleting the life cycle and giving u duckweed and tilapia as a food source which u can use ur glock to defend against the chinese

no you just need a router to defend against the chinese

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:20

Zippy the Bummer: Dec 14, 2008; Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

could you be more specific op

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:23

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

Don't starve just got real.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:25

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

this is the gooniest loving thing ever. what a creep though.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:34

Farg: Nov 19, 2013

easy enough, which mod suddenly stopped posting

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:38

Dr. Video Games 0112: Jan 7, 2004; serious business

I wonder how long he was able to maintain this lifestyle.

Also did anyone say he is goon and/or mod yet???

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:38

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

they should feed him landfill trash and boiled rainwater in jail.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:40

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Well I'm still posting so if Penny shows up I think that's about half of GBS' WI trash accounted for.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:45

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Which forum did he mod :grin:

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:48

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Which forum did he mod

he was assigned to just your posts, go figure

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:51

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

That dude got banned and sent to 4chan like 10 years ago.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:55

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Big Beef City posted:

Well I'm still posting so if Penny shows up I think that's about half of GBS' WI trash accounted for.

Yo!

It wasn't me. I'd die within 3 days of not having power.

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Tane: Feb 27, 2005

So to avoid prison he builds his own personal prison and merely delays the inevitable while keeping the community safe by having no contact with anyone

brilliant

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