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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

*points and laughs* he doesn't know how to use the four buttons

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

underwear sexy gay porn!

Sid you're really hung up on this.

Maybe you need to hear this: Its ok to wear sexy underwear, it is ok to wear the underwear that sexy gay dudes wear, you can still pursue whoever you want to sleep with.

But if you still wear boxers then adult people will think you're of low mental age and probably not want to gently caress

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Get knit boxers, exercise commando

Wtf even is support maybe train your ballsack some more so it cam hold up your balls when you run like we evolved to for the past million years

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i just remembered i bought some silk drawers like three months ago i still need to open thanks OP

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Sperm quality has been decreasing for years and this thread tells us why

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Kazak posted:

Sid you're really hung up on this.

You'd have sexual hangups too if your mother was murdered for being a slut! :(

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

marijuanamancer posted:

i just remembered i bought some silk drawers like three months ago i still need to open thanks OP

I had silk boxers for a short while when I was a kid because they were in vogue for some reason. They really sucked to wear but I can no longer remember why.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grevling posted:

I had silk boxers for a short while when I was a kid because they were in vogue for some reason. They really sucked to wear but I can no longer remember why.

thats interesting ive always heard they are comfy af but i have not yet worn them so i do not know

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Grevling posted:

I had silk boxers for a short while when I was a kid because they were in vogue for some reason. They really sucked to wear but I can no longer remember why.

It's probably because this happened to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NSNaPEUf3Q&t=7s

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

You'd have sexual hangups too if your mother was murdered for being a slut! :(

I'm sorry!

neptuneL38
Jul 23, 2002

get some chuckas fucka
these pretzels are making me thirsty!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
After my nutsack surgery I wore extra-tight boxer briefs because they would hold everything in place for minimum pain while I recovered. Besides that specific use case, I only wear boxer briefs to the gym or when I ride my bike, for chafing and bunching reasons.

Otherwise it’s boxers all the way. Free your junk and your mind will follow.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Boxer briefs are comfortable.

briefs can ride into your butt whereas these don't

Boxers are too loose and my sack and schlong are too free

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



JK Fresco posted:

Sperm quality has been decreasing for years and this thread tells us why

Folks wasting time posting when they're supposed to be putting in an honest day's labor at the sperm factory?

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Glenn Quebec posted:

Boxer briefs are comfortable.

briefs can ride into your butt whereas these don't

Boxers are too loose and my sack and schlong are too free

Goldilocks has spoken!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Glenn Quebec posted:

Boxers are too loose and my sack and schlong are too free

I've read a lot of dumb statements on these here forums but even then boy howdy would you look at this

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

JK Fresco posted:

I've read a lot of dumb statements on these here forums but even then boy howdy would you look at this

Sorry about your micropenis self own friend

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
"my sack is too free" said by absolutely nobody ever

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i enjoy having both a free & large penis thank you very much

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Boxers for day to day

Boxer Briefs for exercise, physical work, hiking etc

Tighty whiteys for suits

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Boxer briefs own. Personally, I think men looks sexiest in boxer briefs.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



There was a kid in my school who wore longjohns. We laughed at him, but the fact is that guy was probably incredibly powerful and I'm grateful he didn't kick my rear end.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

JK Fresco posted:

"my sack is too free" said by absolutely nobody ever

Ya man. It feels better when I'm wearing a suit.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Caesar Saladin posted:

the problem is my slim waist and muscular gams actually, they expect me to be fatter with gams like these but these thighs are pure muscle baby

I have a 30.5" waist and 25" thighs and boxer briefs fit just fine. The material is elastic, it stretches to fit your body.

Boxers don't really work for muscular builds because the material isn't stretchy. Unless you wear like 2 sizes up but that looks like poo poo.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I have a 30.5" waist and 25" thighs and boxer briefs fit just fine. The material is elastic, it stretches to fit your body.

Boxers don't really work for muscular builds because the material isn't stretchy. Unless you wear like 2 sizes up but that looks like poo poo.

Knit boxers duh

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

its all nice on rice posted:

Try meundies today! Don't forget our promo code for a 10% discount and free shipping!!

Do they still not have the dick hole on them?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Do they still not have the dick hole on them?

Pull em down to your ankles and grunt at the man peeing next to you to establish your alpha male dominance.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They need a subscription service for underwear. Get one pair of boxer briefs every week, for only 5.99$

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

SardonicTyrant posted:

There was a kid in my school who wore longjohns. We laughed at him, but the fact is that guy was probably incredibly powerful and I'm grateful he didn't kick my rear end.

I used to work somewhere real cold and I wanted desperately to become a longjohn man, but I never had the courage. I hope that some of you out there are strong enough to overcome that challenge and kick this dude's rear end back in school.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

JK Fresco posted:

"my sack is too free" said by absolutely nobody ever

Yeah!

If boxers are too big for your tiny child thighs and rear end maybe buy a smaller size.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

If you're in decent shape Boxer briefs look the best by far so it's no surprise that goons don't "get" them

Exactly. They're easily the best looking and most comfortable option, you just have to be in decent shape.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Stay out of my underwear drawer, op. Sheesh.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Stay out of my underwear drawer, op. Sheesh.

The drawer:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





:vince:

That's a really huge bulge in front. I know it's likely for extra absorption, but that's gonna show through any pair of pants.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LabyaMynora posted:

:vince:

That's a really huge bulge in front. I know it's likely for extra absorption, but that's gonna show through any pair of pants.

Pee is stored in my pouch.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Pee is stored in my pouch.

Just when I think I’ve lost hope you pull me back in

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

LabyaMynora posted:

:vince:

That's a really huge bulge in front. I know it's likely for extra absorption, but that's gonna show through any pair of pants.

I wear a robe in public.its actually less embarrassing

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

People who wear oversized boxers or boxer briefs are the same people who buy big trucks: tiny wieners

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My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Oscar Wild posted:

I wear a robe in public.its actually less embarrassing

The dude abides.

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