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StabMasterArson posted:Why would you take the bonus in the first place? They're always scams They're not really scams, as long as you read the terms and conditions and follow them it's quite straightforward to get your bonus. They are lovely though because they're designed to draw you in and get you hooked and they do that very well, gambling is incredibly addictive.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:44 |
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Don't spend money you do not have. If you cant get that through your addicted brain then you deserve every penny you lose by it.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:24 |
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Laslow posted:I always at least double my money live at the casino. Go to the lowest minimum bet no limit table with the max stack they’ll allow you to buy and just relax and let your cards do the work. Why aren’t you a billionaire by now?
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:43 |
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Bonuses are legit, the trick is not to lose all your money before your bonus is eligible to be withdrawn. You need to have studied up on Tight-Aggressive play, and know how to calculate probabilities. For a $20 bonus, you'd have to play something like 100 hands. A lot of people signed up, got the bonus, then busted out all in the same night. Back during the hey-day of online poker, you could basically build up some decent money just by signing up for one site at a time, grinding out their bonus, then withdrawing everything and moving on to the next site. There were soooo many sites out there, too. It was stupid. And some were offering, like $200 in bonus money (which would require you play, like, 1000 hands). Then, once you've got all the bonuses you can, you kind of know which sites you like better for their interface and their quality of players (you wanted low quality players). For me, after doing all that for a few months, I totally lost my appetite for poker. I have no desire to play online again, no desire to go to a casino. If some friends wanted to play a game, I'd probably do it, but that situation has never come up in the past 13 years, so...
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:53 |
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drat, just when I thought I hated myself, OP comes around and makes me feel like the smartest guy on the planet. dare to be stupid
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:58 |
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I love that OP says "don't gamble online" (which is an incredibly reasonable position) but only because he failed to cheat an online casino out of $20 in funbucks
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:09 |
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dudeness posted:I was in my younger years, 10 years sober. Hell is other people.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:51 |
Sleeveless posted:Honestly gambling laws really need to be tightened up to get around the loophole that something isn't technically gambling if it isn't literally putting money in and getting money out. Poor areas are just wall to wall "fish game"/"arcade"/"cyber cafes" and video game microtransactions are hooking kids on gambling in the same way ecigs single-handedly reversed half a century of declining tobacco use among kids. lmao what that is, uh, not correct many of us are still playing poker for a living forums user MrTimCaum was at one point #1 on the all-time money list in RL tournaments for instance. Also when I said 10-20 million I meant in profit not in cashes so you can't just go ah it's just this guy. https://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=78452 Also I am personally on year 12 of playing online poker for a living which I learned to do here on SA in PITR and no one was scamming anyone lol your post is insane Stefan Prodan fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Aug 18, 2019 |
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:52 |
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Where I live there's a ton of those"Sweepstakes" places which are all computer slot machines and those fish tables. Sometimes I play if I don't care about wasting money, but the problem with those is places is they're always getting robbed at gunpoint. You can find one in just about any strip mall, unless it's in a fancy part of town.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 19:00 |
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I got four words that will change all you gamblers lives: Wizard of Oz slot machine
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 19:43 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Joshua I’ll give you twenty dollars if you post a picture of you with a sign apologizing to the forum for being such a bitch So if I do this then I'll get 20 bux? I need the money to change my av and I promise I will use it to do that.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:30 |
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A_Account posted:So if I do this then I'll get 20 bux? I need the money to change my av and I promise I will use it to do that. Sure I have no idea how to get you the money though maybe a cert for here?
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 22:41 |
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Sounds like the OP gambled and lost
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:02 |
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Not including people who are professional gamblers but isn’t the point of gambling that you’re going out with your buds and gonna get drunk and throw down a couple of dollars and have fun Basically I’m saying it’s pretty sad if you’re gambling online by yourself in your house
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 23:22 |
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NOBODY BETTER gently caress WITH THE NEW MEAT HES MINE
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:18 |
Burt Sexual posted:Why aren’t you a billionaire by now? I don’t think I could risk the high roller minimums without heart murmurs and palpitations screwing with my play style. If I know I’m only risking so much every couple months, it really eases most of the pressure and gives me an advantage too. If I lose that advantage, it’d be hard to rake in huge dollars like that.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:21 |
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The balls on OP for drunk posting this thread then getting probed he can’t wear boxers, briefs, OR boxer briefs drat
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:24 |
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A_Account posted:So if I do this then I'll get 20 bux? I need the money to change my av and I promise I will use it to do that. Lol that av
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:25 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Lol that av I told him to sleep on it burt I told him
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:29 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I told him to sleep on it burt I told him Anything beats my previous av. Maybe I should have worn it like a badge?
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 00:46 |
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Burnt Dick posted:
lol, i will think upon this image fondly when I reminisce on the days of yore
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 04:24 |
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Burnt Dick posted:
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 04:42 |
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Yeah I'll stop gambling online illegally when my state makes it legal
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 04:45 |
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Sleeveless posted:Honestly gambling laws really need to be tightened up to get around the loophole that something isn't technically gambling if it isn't literally putting money in and getting money out. Poor areas are just wall to wall "fish game"/"arcade"/"cyber cafes" and video game microtransactions are hooking kids on gambling in the same way ecigs single-handedly reversed half a century of declining tobacco use among kids. Lol drat
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:27 |
Smythe posted:Lol drat lol drat i didn't even notice he mentions dunning kruegger at the end cause that is some max irony poo poo
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 06:55 |
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A_Account posted:
Thanks, Internet Dad.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 07:48 |
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OP please drop by the Things Boomers Like thread and let us know about things you like
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 08:11 |
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ello governer chav knicked me twenny quid wot wot
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 08:39 |
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OP dumb
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 09:02 |
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Sorry about your gambling problem
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 09:03 |
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Online is a really bad place to bet on love.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 10:49 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 13:41 |
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Flavahbeast posted:I spent a ton of time on predictit in 2016 and made like $600, it wasnt really worth it yeah i made some real good money from trump winning the R primary
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 13:44 |
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There is an entire city in the desert built off
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 14:28 |
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op you gotta know when to hold em and know when to fold em
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 14:41 |
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Gambling is best treated as entertainment where you MAY end up with slightly more money than your allocated entertainment budget.
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 15:58 |
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CassandraZara posted:I got four words that will change all you gamblers lives: Wizard of Oz slot machine That’s five words
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:21 |
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1redflag posted:That’s five words Its a bonus
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# ? Aug 19, 2019 18:25 |
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I won some money sports gambling last year b/c I understand how to read rollover requirements then went to Antigua on vacation a couple months ago (the gambling website is registered there) and the locals were not familiar with it / it's probably just an Antigua shell company. They do however have some huge Casino's there. That's my online gambling story, hope you enjoyed it.
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CassandraZara posted:I got four words that will change all you gamblers lives:
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