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Finger Prince


Cindy, my waitress, pops the top of my bottle of Coors Light, pours a little in my glass.
Me, a connoisseur, giving it a sniff and a tentative sip - "hmm, no, I think a Budweiser would be more appropriate"
"Sure thing hun, your dozen suicide wings will be right out." Cindy makes to depart with the Coors.
"AND the Coors Light, Cindy."
Cindy looks at the bottle and cracks a fake smile, "sure thing" she says, placing it back on the table.
"An aperatif", I say and smile at her, taking the bottle.

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Manifisto


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

*pours nesquik powder under tongue* *fills mouth 3/4 with milk* *shakes head vigorously*
*raises an eyebrow for a moment before spitting it all over the floor of the grocery store and turning to the high school age employee*

You call this swill edible? I've had better chocolate milk in a kindergarten.

bee eater posted:

*sniffs the little plastic table that comes in the pizza box* eugh, please send it back

Twenty Four


Giving a bad yelp review for the nurse giving me an IV drip that is barely keeping me alive.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust*

Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



HEINEKEN! gently caress THAT poo poo! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




A raccoon raises a half empty bottle of San Pellegrino, pinky held high in a haughty manner, and washes their 4 course meal of d'ordures.

Afterwards, the venerable trashbear continues on with la grande vie.

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




*at the last supper*


Christ: *passing a loaf of bread* Take, eat, this is my body broken for you and for many.

Thomas: Challah? Again? Rabbi, do you have anymore of that brioche?


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Manifisto


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

*a small trick or treater raises her Kylo Ren mask to tentatively nibble on a kit kat. She wrinkles her nose in disgust*

Hmm, this wont do. It wont do a'tall. No, i'm afraid my palate is too.... refined for this. Have you any 100 Grand bars? Perhaps maybe something in the way of a Heath bar?

UWBW posted:

*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?


Twenty Four posted:

Giving a bad yelp review for the nurse giving me an IV drip that is barely keeping me alive.

the ringer's was corked, I can always tell


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


flicks bic
well, you see, most aficionados remove the child safety, but to each his own, i suppose.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






Smoke good! Sativa... GOOOOOD!

Heather Papps

hello friend


i understand you prefer the south end best buy, but the north end has many more young women and their sharpie selection is vastly superior.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UWBW posted:

*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?

Escape From Noise

I just keep thinking of that Squidbillies scene where Early is tasting the Glug they manufactured.

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



UWBW posted:

*getting crucified in ancient rome*

I'm sorry, is this... mahogany?
Jesus rose from the dead because he refused to be killed on pine.

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
*swirls pee around in snifter*

*Wafts hand over glass while inhaling deeply*

*Takes conservative sip, swishes it around in mouth to coat tongue*

*Spits into separate specimen cup, closes it, hands to assistant*

Congratulations ma'am, you're having twins.

Manifisto


Spanish Manlove posted:

*swirls pee around in snifter*

*Wafts hand over glass while inhaling deeply*

*Takes conservative sip, swishes it around in mouth to coat tongue*

*Spits into separate specimen cup, closes it, hands to assistant*

Congratulations ma'am, you're having twins.

pee spectator rates this pee 97/100


ty nesamdoom!

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Spanish Manlove posted:

*swirls pee around in snifter*

*Wafts hand over glass while inhaling deeply*

*Takes conservative sip, swishes it around in mouth to coat tongue*

*Spits into separate specimen cup, closes it, hands to assistant*

Congratulations ma'am, you're having twins.

also a kidney stone

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super sweet best pal

Throwing a cheese and more cheese party.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


*a goat, chewing a tin can*
baaaaabaaaa ba baaaaa ba baaaaa baaaaa
translation
"the alloy mix on this can is far from ideal"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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