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Heather Papps

hello friend


hmm yes, i am detecting grace notes of, i believe, mushroom?
mmm yes
*spits in bucket, takes another bite*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


may i have a flight of mountain dews please, i am not sure what my palette demands this eve



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


oh man, here come some cheesies noobs, look at hteir fingies. haven't even learned the fork trick, jeeeeez.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


cronch crunch smack crunch
JESSICA! THESE ARE NOT JALEPENO CHEETOS, THESE ARE JUST REGULAR SPICY CHRUNCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*picks up a rolling pin*



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Heather Papps

hello friend


jiff is acceptable, but really, the gold standard is kraft regular smooth. no "lite" no "natural" no "crunchy" but just pure, unadulterated peanut butter straight from the jar into your mouth.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


steep the mr noodles in the hot salt flavour water for PRECISELY 55 seconds.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


cold doctor pepper? why i never!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


flicks bic
well, you see, most aficionados remove the child safety, but to each his own, i suppose.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i understand you prefer the south end best buy, but the north end has many more young women and their sharpie selection is vastly superior.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


*a goat, chewing a tin can*
baaaaabaaaa ba baaaaa ba baaaaa baaaaa
translation
"the alloy mix on this can is far from ideal"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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